It was a sunny day, and I walked slowly back to the dwarves' hut with my hands in my pockets.

As soon as I got closer, I saw a nest of dwarves sitting in front of the house eating breakfast.

Xiao Wu and Xiao Qi must have gone faster than me, I was delayed for a day or so, but I didn't expect that even the second brother had already returned.

"I'll kill you!" As soon as the second child saw me, he kicked on the table and flew towards me with his strength.

The table he kicked almost cracked.

it!

I dodged the second kick lightly, and then quickly plunged one hand into his armpit.

"Hahahahaha! I'll haha, I'll kill you! Hahahaha! The second child laughed wildly, and his body twisted and twisted, as if he was twisting Yangge.

"Still want to kill?" I scratched my five fingers vigorously, I already knew the weakness of the second child, this dwarf who could easily knock down dozens of people with a spear, and his armpits were extremely itchy.

"Hahaha! Kill ahahaha! "The second child kept twisting his arm, trying to get out of my clutches. But he was so scratched by me that he couldn't resist even if he wanted to.

"Save, haha, save"

"Help? Know it's wrong? ”

"Hahahahaha

The whole forest resounded with the laughter of the second child's demonic nature to the extreme

In the end, I let go of the second child in large numbers, and the second child was already tired of laughing, he raised his head and gave me a vicious look, if his eyes were also lethal, I think he would rape me a hundred times with his eyes.

"Er, how did you escape?" I said as I washed my hands. I won't use this trick if I don't use it in extraordinary times, you ask me why? Because of the second armpit, I don't like it, and I still feel it smells after washing it twice

"That's how I escaped!" The second child subconsciously covered his crotch.

"Awesome!" I gave him a heartfelt thumbs up, and now I don't know the tragic experience of the second child, and I thought it was by force to break through the encirclement.

Next, I shamelessly ate the second child's breakfast, not to mention, in addition to being cool, Xiaoliu's cooking skills are also superb.

"Fang Lin, where is that woman?" The second child squeezed his eyes at me, as if he had forgotten what I had done to him before, and I laughed for ten minutes when I scratched him like this, no matter who it was, the anger in his heart should be consumed.

"Gone." I continued to scribble on my breakfast.

"Fang Lin, you entered the palace just to rob this woman? For what? Xiao Wu was puzzled.

"Because it's beautiful! Isn't it good to snatch it back and be the wife of the village? It's also a shame to take it out! I said casually, and I looked at the dwarves' incomprehensible eyes and asked, "Don't you think she's beautiful?" ”

The little five and the second shook their heads in unison, and the little seventh brother was still savoring the high-end word of Mrs. Press, and seemed to want to learn it.

And so it was! I said before that a woman weighs no more than 100, either flat-chested or short. In fact, there is the next sentence that the man is 1.7 meters tall, and he is either a spare tire or a base.

Obviously, this sentence was deliberately taken out by tall people to mock short people, in fact, I personally have always felt that height is not a big problem, but being short like a dwarf, it is really short of personality!

If this is true, then how loving should these dwarves be?

It's not that I'm a person who is psychologically evil, when my mother read me a storybook, she said that Snow White came to the forest, and then saw the cabin, and when she was tired, she fell asleep in a few small beds. When the dwarves returned, they made a deal to let the princess live here, but only if they helped them with the housework! Actually, he's just doing housework!!

My day! Snow White is a vase, yes! But vases aren't just something to see! You can still touch your own vase!

This group of dwarves has such the world's first beauty to do housework at home? It's either a maid-control or a psychopath, I can't figure it out anyway!

Now I understand that it turns out that their aesthetic is very distorted.

"Then in your hearts, what kind of woman is good-looking?" I raised this question.

The seven dwarfs fell into deep thought in unison. And I don't understand, why the little seventh brother also has a thoughtful expression. You are a bear child in open crotch pants shaking little dingding, pretending to be your sister!

"I like taller women!" Xiao Si was the first to speak.

"Oh! Fellow travelers, so am I! Tall women have beautiful legs! "I cast a confidant look at Xiao Si.

Xiao Si nodded approvingly, and said strictly: "Well, my future wife will be at least one meter three!" That leg looks good! ”

Listening to his tone, it was like a big ambition.

Me: ""

Your sister! One meter three and a hairy leg!

I now understand why the dwarves think Helen is not good-looking, Helen's height is close to 1.7 meters At the same time, I also understand why the dwarves are all single. Three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged people are everywhere, but a woman who is short like this, less than one meter three, let alone looking for it with a lantern, you can't find a few adult women like this all over the world. Such an aesthetic deserves to be a single for a lifetime!

"Little Five, you mean you got out of the city with the help of a few of the boss's students?" I looked straight at the dwarven boss, this old guy used to be a teacher?

"Well, the eldest taught books for a few years when he was young, and there were almost three thousand students." Xiao Wu said as a matter of course.

Three thousand? Why don't you just say that you are Confucius?

"Is it true that outsiders still say that there are seventy-two sages among the disciples?" I said tentatively.

"Hey! How do you know? The boss has seventy-two apprentices who are more promising, some are officials, some are in business, and there are also a few people on the road, it can be said that there are people from all walks of life, and they are collectively called 'seventy-two successful people'! Xiao Wu said. But what the hell are the 72 successful people? I'm still thirty-six days and seventy-two earthly evils!

The boss touched his white beard very proudly, with an extremely proud expression on his face, but said in his mouth: "Is it necessary to take out such a thing and say it over and over again?" My great apprentice."

The boss kept talking, his eyebrows were dancing, and his eyebrows were about to fly out of the heavenly spirit cover! I listened to the black line on his face, this old man is really not only old, but also very good at bragging

"Second child, you're not going to kill everyone, including Prince Charming, are you?" I looked at the second child with little stars in my eyes, with a look of adoration.

The second child waved his right hand and said with a high-ranking appearance: "It's not right to fight and kill, although I am very powerful, but I am a pacifist"

As he spoke, he saw a bird flying from the branch, and he picked up the spear beside him and shot it.

What a shameless one!

In the end, I realized that the second child finally hid in the palace for a night, and Prince Charming finally became sleepy and blind, so he didn't die looking for him. As soon as Prince Charming, the great master, left, he stripped off the clothes of a guard, and then rushed out.

It's really the essence of bullying the soft and fearing the hard!

"By the way, Fang Lin, there is another person who came out with me." The second child smacked his lips.

I was just about to ask who it was when I saw the small door of the hut being pushed open.

"Ahh The weather is good! "The little girl in her dress and mask stretched, her eyes were looking at me, and her beautiful eyes were bent into crescents.

I looked at her and my right hand clenched slightly. It's not why, but I suddenly remembered the feeling of slapping my ass that day

[PS1: In my life, after "other people's children", there is a new word, called "other people's book lovers", hey, my heart is so tired, I have begun to doubt, whether you love my books, or my perfect body I don't sell flowers, I really don't sell flowers, Nima.

PS2: Also, thanks to the tips and support of "Book Friend 120409082930841", "Don't Laugh 233", "Black Wounded Moon", "Sword Heart", "My Happy Journey", "Lonely Mountain Condensing Sword", and "Qi Ning", in no particular order. Old rules, next chapter at 12 p.m. 】

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