035 [You're a Second Cylinder]

"Little maid, what are you doing with you?" I was speechless.

The second child is really not afraid of trouble, he made a big fuss in the palace, and he also snatched a living person out, and he is really a bandit.

"You have to take care of it! Puppy! The girl stuck out her little tongue at me, and then found a place to sit down, and Xiaoliu gave her a breakfast.

"One last warning, you can't call me a puppy!" I glared at her, trying to make my expression look as vicious.

"Got the puppy." The girl took a sip of the soup, her eyes immediately lit up, and she said, "Little Liu, you are so amazing!" ”

Xiao Liu raised his head coolly, he was at a forty-five degree angle, and he was definitely professional. He tugged at the corners of his mouth, as if he wanted to brag a few words, but after all, he was thin-skinned and couldn't compare to the second child and others, so he twitched the corners of his mouth and simply continued to look up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

The girl was drinking the soup with a hula la, and there was no elegance at all, she was a snack

As the saying goes, when we are full, the girl and I lie quietly on the hill and watch the sky.

"Hey, Snow White has been in the palace before, hasn't she?" I pouted.

"Yes, yes!" The girl's eyes were full of smiles, and she blinked her big eyes and looked at the white clouds in the sky.

"Snow White has been safe in the palace, hasn't she? You're her personal maid, you must know. I asked.

"It's okay, it's okay." The girl lay down in the air and kicked her little feet, full of energy.

"Why do you keep wearing a mask and have no face to see people?" I said as I tried to take off the girl's mask. Even the girl was still wearing the gloves, wrapping herself tightly. The clothes are also a bit high-necked, showing very little skin, and they look crystal clear.

"Don't!" The girl said that she stood up and ran, jumping up and picking flowers all the way, and her youth was a little dazzling.

"Hey, puppy! What do you say Snow White looks like? The girl said to me suddenly.

"How do I know?" Of course I don't know what it looks like, I've read fairy tales, I've watched a few episodes of Disney cartoons, and I don't think there's anything nice about Snow White in it anyway.

"Humph! I'll just say you haven't seen the princess! The girl gave a triumphant look and raised her little fist.

"Cut, what's so nice, isn't it just two eyes, one nose and two ears?" I said with a look of disdain.

"Didn't you say before that Snow White was the most beautiful woman in the world?" The girl was upset.

"I'm talking nonsense, okay?" I waved my hand impatiently, ignoring her and wanting to continue basking in the sun.

After a while, I felt that someone was blocking the sun, and the girl looked down at me with flowers in her hand and smiled, and from this direction of the back sun, her hair looked smooth and shiny, and people couldn't help but want to touch it.

"Puppy, shall I tell you a secret?" The girl smiled again, as if a little happy thing could make her very satisfied and happy, beautiful like an angel.

"Not good." However, I am such an uninteresting person, "Secrets are such a thing, if you know too much, it will not end well." ”

What are you kidding, so many people are killed on TV, and the most common reason used to kill is "You know too much." "You sue me for some big gossip, I may still be a little interested, you bear child's secret, brother doesn't care.

"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it!" The girl has her hands on her hips, and a pair of beautiful eyes are staring at the boss.

"Please," I rolled my eyes.

The girl took a deep breath, her little breasts fell together, and then she looked at me very seriously and said, "Actually, I am Snow White!" ”

I stared into her eyes and it took me a long time before I laughed and said, "Hey, it's kind of like that." With your acting skills, you can go to acting, maybe you can become a movie queen! ”

"What a movie queen, what is that! Ay! I'm really Snow White! "The girl pushed me hard.

"You're a fart Snow White, you're a two-cylinder!" I hit mercilessly.

"Two cylinders? What does that mean? The girl was puzzled.

I glanced at her small breasts and said, "There is a card in mahjong, which means that there are only two points!" ”

The girl was angry, really angry, she looked at me angrily, with anger in her eyes, and she pouted and didn't speak.

Seriously, Snow White is recognized as the number one beauty in the fairy tale world, as long as people all over the world don't have the same aesthetic distortion as dwarfs, then Snow White must be extremely beautiful. The queen is so beautiful that she is bubbling, how beautiful should Snow White be?

Look at the girl again, the body is indeed beginning to take shape, it is just beginning to take shape, and the queen's goblin-like figure is not comparable at all!

I suddenly remembered, I have a magic mirror, this guy should be finished charging, right?

I took out the magic mirror from my bosom and said, "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror!" ”

No response.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror!" I raised my voice, and the paralysis still didn't respond!

"Under-rubbed!" As I spoke, I was about to make a move, and sure enough, a hateful mouth slowly emerged from the mirror.

"You melon peel!" The magic mirror scolded with a long mouth.

"Oh, this time I changed my Shaanxi dialect, you're amazing!" I flicked the mirror a few times with my fingertips.

"Sue me, who is the most beautiful person in the world!" As I spoke, I glanced at the girl defiantly.

The girl moved her buttocks, and her little butt sat down next to me and stared at the magic mirror, also very curious.

"Melon peel, hungry (I) don't (say)." That's pretty standard. Every time he appears to speak an inauthentic local dialect, this magic mirror is enough.

"Do you want to be smashed by me or scratched by me?" I threatened.

"Hungry (I) Society, Hungry Society (Say)!" The magic mirror begged for mercy with its mouth wide open.

"Speak quickly!"

"You are the most beautiful person in the world!" The Magic Mirror's tone was full of pompousness

I'll go, Lao Tzu is a man! Don't do the same thing to the queen to me! You cheap mirror!

"However, Snow White is ten thousand times more beautiful than you!" Is there a cheap one? I really want to drop it.

"Isn't that what you say when you ask this question? Did Snow White stuff you with money? "Paralysis, why is it that anyone asks is the answer?

"Do you suspect that I am hungry?" The Magic Mirror was slightly unhappy in his tone.

"Then let me ask you, is she beautiful or the queen beautiful?" I pointed to the girl, and I wanted to test the aesthetic sense of the magic mirror.

"Of course she's beautiful!".

It seems that the queen must have mistreated it

After saying that, the magic mirror went to sleep again, that is, to recharge.

Doesn't its conscience hurt?

Fall in anger!

"Er, let me ask you a few questions." I said to the girl.

The girl looked down at her small breasts, her eyes were full of anger and said, "Don't call me Erzhu!" ”

"Don't let you tell the truth?" I pouted.

"But it's it, it doesn't grow on its own," the girl became more and more shy, unable to continue.

"Just rub it more, or can I help you?" I'm serious.

Learn from Lei Feng's good example! Do more good! Why can't I rub it myself, you ask? What's that, I heard that it's easy to get crooked when you rub it

[The new week is coming, ask for recommendation votes to rush to the new book list! ] According to the "Dr. Poison Apple" study, rubbing more helps to grow breasts, ladies and gentlemen, do you need help? Offer**Oh! It's strange that Dr. Poison Apple has personally experienced it, how can this sentence be so awkward to read.]

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