"Ding Dong, automatically trigger a new task."

"Ding-dong, automatically give a new identity."

Wait, a new identity?

What do you mean? Is this world different?

A familiar sense of foreboding.

Before I could react, a white light flashed, and I immediately blinded my eyes

"Whew." The mountain breeze blows.

I opened my eyes and was stunned.

I'm rubbing, why did the background change directly? Wasn't I still in a rainforest? How did you appear directly on a strange hill?

"Dingdong, the new identity has been successfully assigned, and it has been automatically delivered to the mission location."

This damn female voice rings in my head, the voice as mechanical as ever, I can't hear any emotion, but it's irritating.

Why don't you at least tell me what my new identity is?

I looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and I only felt a little melancholy at the moment.

Hey? Something seems to be touching my hand?

No way! Who eats Lao Tzu tofu!?

I looked down and saw that it was a bad old man.

"Who are you!" I was dissatisfied. I know that I respect the old and love the young, but if I don't bring it up, I will touch other people's.

"Poof!"

The old man's chest heaved and heaved, and then he sprayed me with blood.

I reached out and touched my face, and now I was really handsome and bloody

"Hey, uncle! Don't bring this! I just passed by here by chance, don't spray me with fake blood! I won't bother with you this time if you stain my face, let go! I warn you! You know that this is touching porcelain? It's immoral! As I spoke, I wanted to shake off the old man's clenched hand.

The uncle who was leaning on the stone listened to my words, coughed violently, and spurted out a mouth full of blood, and said, "Little Linzi, don't be naughty. I'm dying. ”

"Hey, uncle, you have good acting skills. Just don't call me Xiaolinzi! Xiao Linzi is Lin Pingzhi in "Smiling Proud Jianghu", he doesn't have Xiao Dingding, if you call me that again, I'm in a hurry! I grinned at my uncle and continued to push hard.

Paralysis! This uncle has so much strength, no matter how hard I try, I can't pull my hand out!

"I didn't expect it to suddenly recur. Are you trying to kill me with anger? The old man's chest rose and fell, his face was like tin foil, and as he continued to speak, his face became whiter and paler.

Doesn't it seem to be pretended?

Could this be the new identity that the quest system has given me? The son or grandson of this old man?

it, don't take advantage of me in terms of seniority like this!

"You're my father?" I asked tentatively.

"Poof! Are you stinky boy trying to me off? I'm your uncle! Your father died when he was a thief with me in his early years! Are you cursing me to death? "The old man spat blood again, and then began to magnify the move 'return to the light', and almost jumped up and beat me up.

It's just that as soon as the light returned, the breath of death in my stomach was gone, and I was dying faster and faster

"I can't hold it anymore, your forty sisters and sisters will be handed over to you."

The old thing told me that he would throw his body into the river and bury it, and then hang up with a "uh"!?

You're paralyzed! it! Why did you die when you were a thief in your early years? Do you mean that Lao Tzu's father, who is now in his new identity, is an uneducated bandit? Or is it the kind of trick that dies very quickly? And not even a name?

On the earth, I am also from half of the 'scholarly family', and I am one of the many divine beasts on the earth, the "University Forest"! You've made me a little bandit now?

Besides, what the hell are forty sisters! Is it you who can give birth or my cheap dad who can give birth so well!

It's a pity that even if I complain so hard, he won't be able to hear it, don't want this old thing to die, let alone how thorough it is.

"It turns out that it's not touching porcelain, this Nima is playing for real!" I sighed, picked him up, and looked around for the so-called creek

"It's not reassuring to die, how convenient it is to dig a pit and bury it, you have to find a small river." The old guy looks skinny, but not to mention heavy.

How is the task system set up for this character?,As soon as it comes up, it will be sent to the lunch.。 Sure enough, the ugly one didn't live more than three chapters, and I looked at the old man's slightly fierce face, and his face full of old age spots also had an uncreative 'scar' that symbolized the identity of the robber.

It seems understandable that ugliness becomes such a virtue that it will not live for a chapter

By a small river, I held the old man's corpse and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and pretended to be a melancholy little prince.

"What kind of world is this?,The mission system is so good to tell me.,I'm blind now.,I don't know what to do at all.。

Although I don't like this old man, but I have a saying in Dahua called "the dead are great", since he is hanging, although he is only an old man in another world, he should always fulfill his last wish.

I looked at the river in front of me, and really wanted to throw this old man down? What is popular in the other world is 'river burial'? I haven't heard of it on Earth, I only know about sea burials.

"We don't produce water, we just work as porters of nature." I see who else will dare to drink the 'peasant women's spring' in the future."

After saying that, I will 'sink the old man's body to the bottom of the river'.

Sitting by the river, I was depressed, according to common sense, the task system should have given me a hint, but this time it only gave me a messy new identity, maybe the clue came from this old man?

He ended up telling me to throw him into the river?

Could it be the story of the river god?

It is the story of a certain axe chopping wood Sao Nian accidentally fell into the river, and the river god took out a gold axe and a silver axe to test Sao Nian's honesty.

"Honest Sao Nian, is it the old man you threw it? Are you throwing this Grandpa Gold, or this Grandpa Silver, or this stupid Grandpa who is already dead? ”

What the heck!

I shook my head and shook the mess out.

Squatting by the river, picking up a handful of water, washing his cool face with a 'handsome face and blood', and washing away the 'dog blood' sprayed by the old guy, but his mind was still thinking quickly.

According to the precise logical thinking that I have cultivated after watching hundreds of episodes of Conan, the most useful sentence in this old man's words is his last words.

- Forty sisters will be handed over to you!

Idle is idle, I squatted on the edge of the river and threw small stones into it, throwing one piece after another, throwing one piece after another, and throwing it endlessly.

Until-

There was a sound in the river

"Oops!"

["New identity" is my new setting, the whole world will be more fun, and the subsequent world may also have this setting.] For the lollipop of forty sisters, fight, Brother Xiaolin! I almost forgot, I'm here to ask for a recommendation ticket. 】

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