My name is Fang Lin, and I am a handsome guy.

In the past few days, I have encountered a very strange thing, I seem to have had a long dream.

The dream was so real that I didn't even want to wake up, but I finally opened my eyes.

Now I'm lying in my bed at home

Huh? It's not my bed!

it! Where is this, Lao Tzu?

"Crackling!" What was that? It seems to be the sound of iron rubbing.

"Binge eating!" It's an invincible foodie's wail, it's the sound of a train!

It's a strange room, a big bed, and the room occasionally moves twice, which means that I don't live in a house now!

"Helen, the second child, the little seventh brother, Bai Xue" names and figures appeared in my mind, which was so real and so confusing.

Until I found out that there was a person lying next to me!

A man!

You! Hemp! Paralysis!

"Huh? Are you awake? The man rubbed his eyes, then scratched at his slightly chicken hair, his eyes looking confused and slightly astigmatistic.

Why is it so familiar?

I looked down at my clothes, and they were all right. By the way, I touched my ass with my hand, huh? It doesn't hurt at all.

"Whew!" I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally felt at ease.

The man stretched out his hand and touched the side of the bed, and said as he touched it: "I'm sorry, I originally came to see you, but looking at it, I suddenly became sleepy, and I finally found you!" ”

As he spoke, the man found a pair of glasses and put them on.

I just feel familiar when I don't wear glasses, but after wearing glasses, that sense of familiarity is even greater!

I couldn't help but think of a picture

At the entrance of the book building, a guy who looked like a dog sold me a pirated book for five yuan!

And the man in front of him is a dog with the crook who sells pirated books!

It's not that it looks alike, but that kind of dog virtue temperament!

His identity is already revealed, he is from the Temporal Authority!

"Sue me! Can I go back to Earth now? Will I be able to go to Snow White World in the future? What the hell is your Authority up for? Do you have permission from the state? "I talked a lot, but I soon found out that this guy who also looks like a dog didn't listen carefully at all!

He plucked out his ear, popped out a piece of earwax and said: "I'm just the manager of the time and space train, what you said is the responsibility of the relevant departments, you can go to the relevant departments for consultation." ”

I'm rubbing, even the magical department of "relevant departments" has appeared! Is there still a "person concerned?" ”

If there is another temporary worker, then all the magical urine spots will be gathered, will you be able to summon the dragon later?

"What's more, I'm just a temporary worker" The man continued to pluck his ears, and before he could finish it, he was kicked away by me!

Paralysis! Can the service attitude of a temporary worker be so casual? Can temporary workers not work well? I've put up with you for a long time! And I know that this organization only has the ability to travel through time and space, and the force is worth fighting the five scum!

"Oh, don't! Don't fight! I really don't know! Oops! Yes! Woo! Stop! Yes! ”

I picked him up and said viciously: "Since you are the train manager, then you sue me, is it the earth that I am going to now?" ”

"Yes! Woooooo Be! This virtuous man was not to mention how wronged he was, wiped a handful of snot and wiped a handful of tears, and ran away.

I looked out the window, and it was pitch black. The train is moving as if it were moving in a void of space. I lowered my head, and I couldn't help but think of the little girl and the eldest sister on the earth, as well as the fox friends and dog friends who mess around with each other on weekdays.

Thinking about it, the figures of Helen, Bai Xue and others jumped out inexplicably.

At this moment, I knew that my life had been completely changed

"Wow, it hurts!" Inside the cab, the man touched the black blue on his face.

"Hey——, I've seen hooligans, but I've never seen them like this! It's really in the organization, I don't give any props, before the next time I drive, I'm going to buy a bottle of anti-wolf spray, and whoever dares to hit me next time, I'll spray him blind! ”

He sat in the cab chair with an instrument in front of him with a red dot and ten yellow dots and a blue dot!

The red dot is the current position of the train, the ten yellow dots are the position of the ten fairy tale worlds, and the blue dot is the earth!

"Bang bang bang——! You open the door for me! I have something to ask you! "There was a violent knock on the door outside the cab.

"It's still three hours away from Earth, damn it, if I stay with this scoundrel any longer, I might get beaten up." The man covered his ears and glanced at the instrument.

"Huh! There's a world that arrives in two minutes! The man touched the dark blue on his face, then glanced at the door where he had been being knocked on, and sneered: "Hmph! To make you understand that temporary workers are also dignified! ”

He pressed a few buttons, the train shook, and it went on another track!

Two minutes later.

"Dear Sir, your destination has arrived, welcome to the time train again." The man stood at the door of the carriage and bent over me.

I looked at the nothingness outside, turned around and asked, "I didn't see anything, are you sure I'm here?" ”

Before I could finish speaking, I was pushed hard, and then my eyes were blinded, and I turned into a white light and disappeared!

The man pushed his glasses, and the lenses reflected like the villains in the movie. He continued to touch his face and said, "Shhh——。 It hurts me! By the way, this is the first world? Whatever, I'm going to get some medicine when I go back, pity me for such a small salary, something happened to the organization, maybe I have to go out and carry the black pot. When will the human rights of casual workers be taken seriously? ”

As he spoke, he closed the door, and the space-time train turned into a white light, once again merging into the void

An unknown world, a known handsome guy.

"Where is this? What the hell is this earth? I looked at the unfamiliar surroundings and was speechless.

"Damn, I already knew to take the magic mirror with me." On that night when the spirit and the body collided, I finally left the magic mirror behind.

The first time I missed that cheap mirror, I didn't pack it up and bring it back to Earth because I was ruthless. Otherwise, maybe it can tell me which stock will soar, what number of lottery tickets can win, etc., becoming a rich generation is just around the corner!

But after all, Helen runs a country, and the magic mirror is also very important to her, and I am a very casual person, so I don't bother to think too much.

"Ding-dong, welcome to the new world!"

Familiar female voice, familiar ding-dong sound!

A new new world?

Damn, that dog guy didn't send me to Earth!

I'll go to your sister's Time and Space Administration! I'll fuck your sister's Dr. Poison Apple!

[Well, it's still the same festival, and it's still a familiar taste.] The second volume of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves has officially begun! Open your mind and guess the plot to your heart's content, you won't be able to guess anyway. The new volume, a little nervous, come to some recommendation tickets to strengthen the courage. 】

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