To say that Sun Panzi does not understand why women in this world call men husbands, it seems that there is nothing unusual, counting, Sun Panzi is a person during the Republic of China, in his memory, husband is a special word for eunuchs in the Forbidden City, not a normal man's title at all, like "seventy husbands, what do you want" This ancient noun and famous sentence, Sun Panzi has never been taught, only knows that Li Zicheng entered Beiping that year, and once slaughtered eunuchs, and later spread to beat her husband.

And that's not even the freshest.

Looking at the woman's back from afar, her waist was like a water snake, wearing ten-centimeter-thick high heels, twisting and pulling the man's arm step by step, and said as she walked: "Hehe, you lost, husband, did you want to be with me for a long time, haha, husband, you lost the opportunity today, no play, no drama at all, I saw that there was no donkey money to sell on this street, husband, why did the strange man in the back keep staring at me, strange, strange, why did he have a donkey arm, hee, weird, husband, What kind of work do you have to drill into the soil? Why did the man look like he had just crawled out of the dirt? ”

The man stiffened his neck and said, "Little girl, you can't escape from my Five Fingers Mountain today, look at how I find donkey money, you are mine tonight, haha!" ”

The woman smiled and said, "Hehe, husband, don't you believe it, take a look at them one by one, if you don't have it, you don't have it." ”

The man was extremely unconvinced: "Little girl, I don't believe in this evil anymore, you wait." ”

The woman laughed even more: "Okay, husband, I'll wait." ”

Sun Panzi kept staring at the two of them out of sight.

Stunned, he stood still.

It doesn't matter now, or more than 70 years ago. When Sun Pan's left arm was replaced by a donkey's arm, the cuffs of his usual clothes were usually longer. And wearing gloves, the woman and Sun Panzi just met each other. How did they know that he had donkey arms, and that they had just come out of the dirt?

Sun Panzi was completely stunned.

I didn't react for a long time to see what was going on.

Du Muqing told Bao Yuan the anecdote of donkey money, and walked forward until everyone saw a good hotel.

I was about to enter the door.

Only then did everyone find that Sun Panzi's stunned pestle was there.

Bao Yuan had to run back to ask God: "Ninth Master, what's wrong with you?" See an acquaintance? Oh, you must have seen the girl you liked? It's tickling! ”

Sun Panzi said with a sad face: "Sun saw a strange woman, strange, so strange!" ”

Bao Yuan was suddenly overjoyed and laughed. I thought that Sun Panzi had been walking in the earth for a lifetime, and was framed and trapped in Tanggula Mountain for more than 70 years, and I hadn't tasted what it was like to be a woman. Thinking of this, how could Bao Yuan still have a positive shape, and said with a smile: "Ninth Master, do you have a crush on which girl?" Well said, well said. Ninth Master, if you recognize it, I will be in charge of the small package, and we are now a master of three million. I'll do this for you, and I'll make sure you're satisfied, rest assured. We have a red plate quack in our hands now, and anything can be done! ”

Unexpectedly.

Sun Panzi scolded: "Fuck you." I'm talking about business! ”

Sun Panzi was unconsciously edified in the four small revolutionary teams full of swearing. In a hurry, this "fuck you" burst out.

Heh, Bao Yuan is also in a temper.

Bao Yuan was a little aggrieved in his heart, and muttered to himself: "Old plate, old plate, don't look at your dog's day, you're still young, how can you say that you're a hundred years old, what's so embarrassing about this?" Women want men, men look for women, dry firewood, and the wind blows in the bed, this is a natural thing, the bullet is not loaded, and it will hurt the yin owl if it is lame under the crotch for a long time. Bao Yuan insisted on his own reasoning, it was not that Sun Panzi's face was too thin, and he would blush when he talked about his own diet of men and women, Bao Yuan relied on three points of reasoning and scolded: "your mother, Ninth Master, what's so shameful about this?" What Lao Tzu said is also true! ”

Sun Panzi snorted and said, "Nonsense, I'm talking about strange women but I don't mean that, I say it's ......"

Without waiting for Sun Panzi to finish speaking, he let Bao Yuan interrupt: "Ninth Master, let me ask you, did you see a beautiful girl just now?" ”

Sun Panzi said without denying it: "Yes, it's that strange woman." ”

Bao Yuan then asked: "Ninth Master, is that girl Peugeot, no, no, melon seed face, big breasts, big buttocks, great figure, very sweet smile, and wearing a pair of red high heels, you keep looking at people and disappearing from sight, is it because she is not leaving here?" Ninth Master, do you say yes or no? ”

Sun Panzi said: "That's right, exactly! ”

Bao Yuan laughed and said, ", that's not the end, Ninth Master, this is a matter of course, we are both adults, although you are seventy or eighty years older than me, how can there be a man in the world who doesn't look at women, how can there be a reason that dogs don't eat, wolves don't eat meat, these eyes are for women, what do you look at if you don't look at women?" ”

Sun Panzi was confused: "It's a woman, but it's not what you mean?" ”

Bao Yuanle said: "Hey, seeing that the woman doesn't walk anymore, it's not that meaning, what else can it mean?" I'm going to go, it's a novelty! ”

If you want to talk about this tongue twister, Sun Panzi is not worse than Bao Yuan.

Sun Panzi said angrily: "That's right, what you said is true, that strange woman does have a flower and a moon appearance, and her voice is soft, Sun watched her leave ......"

Bao Yuan cried and laughed, and said in his heart: "Sun Panzi, Sun Panzi, let Lao Tzu say what is good about you?" You admit that you can't walk when you see beautiful women, why is your mouth so hard? A manly man, just look at it, like it, what dare you admit? It's just embarrassing to say it in front of other girls, don't you dare to tell the truth behind your back? I'm going, I'm really convinced of you! "Thinking about it, laughing still has to laugh, Bao Yuan said: "Ninth Master, yes, no, no, I really don't understand you, forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't reason with you, I'm embarrassed to think about it, I'll secretly arrange it for you behind their backs another day, keep you cool!" ”

Sun Panzi stomped his foot: "I, I...... I don't want to reason with you, I can't explain it to you little brat! ”

Bao Yuan also stomped his feet: "Go to the ball, I can't tell you old guy yet!" ”

Between the stiffness, Du Muqing walked over quickly, and said ridiculously: "Ninth Grandpa, Bao, what are you two doing?" What are you two talking about? Bao, did you say anything disrespectful to the Ninth Master? You see that Grandpa Nine's beard is straight, Bao, I can tell you, you dare to disrespect my Ninth Grandpa, don't blame me for turning his face! ”

Bao Yuan coughed fiercely: "The conscience of heaven and earth, Xiaoqing, you have wronged Lao Tzu, I am wholeheartedly for the sake of the ninth master, he does not appreciate it." ”

Sun Panzi was also angry: "It's me who found something strange, it's not that I don't accept your love, it's that you admit your wrong feelings." ”

Bao Yuan said angrily: "I know that you are emotional, but you dare not admit it." ”

Sun Panzi was anxious: "Sun is saying that there is a situation." ”

Bao Yuan said angrily: "That's right, that's right, there is indeed a situation, which is obviously a good situation, but it makes you a bad situation." ”

Du Muqing was confused: "What's the situation?" ”

When I was in a daze, I suddenly heard a shout that resounded through half the street in the distance: "Mom, are you impatient with these goods?" Is this the right place for you? What kind of tricks, Lao Tzu is kind enough to let you enter the store, the dog sits in a sedan chair and does not recognize the lift, mother's, Lao Tzu This is a high-end hotel, you dare to ask for a donkey whip with this, and pay back the donkey money of the fuck, if you eat shit, Lao Tzu can give you a few ready-made bubbles of heat, give me a beat! I saw that Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Ah Shirui were staggered out and pushed out, dozens of people in suits and leather shoes were roaring, and then I saw the mercenaries being forked out. (To be continued......)