Seriously, I have lived for more than 20 years in my life, and for the first time, I realized that I was so stupid.

Just because of one sentence: people who think others are stupid will often become stupid themselves.

I've always thought Prince Charming was a second-hand, and it turns out he's really second-handed.

However, there is a sentence from childhood to adulthood, everyone doesn't know how many times they have said it, anyway, this scolding sentence will be in kindergarten: simple mind and developed limbs!

It turns out that there is no compulsive connection between simple-mindedness and well-developed limbs, but this does not mean that there are very few people who do so.

Prince Charming, for example.

I snapped my fingers and sang my favorite song these days: "My skateboard shoes are the most fashionable and fashionable." ”

"Rub rub!" I'm so happy.

"Rub rub!" Oops, I always feel a little wrong.

"Rub rub!" I didn't sing it, I heard it.

Oh my God, Prince Charming, this guy is actually relying on a sword and climbing up from the trap!

He stabbed his sword into the earth with one hand, grabbed it with the other, and in a short time, he had climbed halfway up.

Sure enough, a fairy tale is a fairy tale, and I don't know how many blades to put in the trap, so that the prey will hang up by itself? Now it's okay, the prince just fell out of a black green on his ass at most.

I looked down, and his face was still so handsome, and he didn't fall and be disfigured, which was a great regret for Nima.

At this moment, I felt that the world had stopped, and countless thoughts flashed through my mind, which was the scene of the bad guys killing people and setting fires seen in the movie. There is a bald head inside the bear and a sudden shotgun that can strafe the bear, why don't I have it? A lighter, could it be that I want to use its hard shell to smash His Royal Highness to death?

Now it seems that it can only be smashed!

"Prince Charming, it's all tasks that the system tells me to do, and what I hate most in my life is that I'm more handsome than me, fuck, and taller than me!" I looked around and found no offensive stones.

The pile of "experience points" in front of me climbed higher and higher, and I lay on the ground and smiled: "Prince Charming, it was an accident just now, well, there was a little mistake." ”

I stretched out my index finger and thumb and gestured a small distance, indicating that it was really just a small error.

"Hehe, are you still going to deceive me? I don't know what your intentions are, and I don't know what that Holy Fire Order is for, but I'll let you know how powerful my sword is! Prince Charming looked arrogant.

Day!

I was a second-class guy before, why did I suddenly become smarter?

The sword in the prince's hand was naturally sharp, and it was also inlaid with a large emerald, which was not only gorgeous, but also extremely lethal. The prince has already climbed more than halfway up, and looking at that stance, I'm afraid there is no problem in fighting three or four by one.

At first, I wondered, is it too chic for a dignified prince to roam the rivers and lakes alone? Now I understand, that's called the art master bold. The queen is a witch, and since the prince dares to fight against a witch, his own strength must not be simple.

"Hey, hey." The prince smiled sinisterly, and suddenly, with a force of his right hand, the whole person bounced up as soon as he held up the sword.

Holy, ninja?

It didn't take long for him to get out of the trap, and he had even raised his fist, as if the next moment his big fist would hit my "handsome" face. (Double quotation marks here indicate emphasis.) ）

Sure enough, the actor is the hero, there are no two brushes, a few plug-ins, and a few gold fingers, and he is really not qualified to be the actor. As soon as I closed my eyes, I suddenly remembered that Lao Tzu also has a golden finger!

That's right, I'll be superpowered, copy! A high-imitation A-goods manufacturer.

Now that the prince's sword is in the trap, and he is barehanded, I have copied his sword now, and I can not cut him to death?

I silently clicked on the translucent interface, and my fingers were almost clicking on the copy button, and at this time, there was a slight change in the jungle.

Whoosh –

A stone similar to his face was smashed out of the jungle, and the landing site happened to be a trap

Coincidentally, Prince Charming's head just happened to come out of the trap.

Bang –

Mars has finally hit Earth.

I don't know if Prince Charming is dead or alive at the moment, my fingers on the interface directly stiffened, because it was really violent.

I looked into the jungle, and suddenly a figure burst out of the jungle, and at this moment, this figure was looking up at me.

Yes, just look up, because he's really short.

From the face, he was a middle-aged man, and his hair was messy, like a chicken nest. His eye sockets are slightly sunken, his skin is a little rough, the corners of his eyes and forehead lines can be clearly seen, and he even has a beard, and his beard is slightly curled, as if he has been attacked by a heat wave.

The most interesting thing is that his nose is big, ridiculously big, and his eyes are a bit small, so it looks a little funny. He was wearing an animal skin coat, I don't know what animal skin it was made of, and he was holding a spear in his hand, no matter how he looked at it, he felt a bit like a cave man on the top of the mountain, but he was a little shorter.

This guy is estimated to be only one meter four, like a dwarf.

"Hey, hello friend, I was just hunting, this trap has not been successfully hunted since I dug it out, and after three months, a wild beast finally fell into the trap!" The wild man seemed pleased.

"Well, I actually pushed it down." I stammered, but it was actually about the same as pushing me down.

"Oh? That's amazing, because of you, the trap I made zuò finally succeeded! Dear friends! "This wild man seems to be really welcoming.

He tried to pat me on the shoulder, but it seemed to be difficult, so he tapped on his toes and finally gave up. He looked around, then walked towards the trap and said, "My dear friend, whatever the prey, since I have accepted your help, I will share half of you." Is it a rabbit or a squirrel? If it's a big guy like a reindeer, it's even better. Yes? Why do I faintly hear a burst of moaning, it doesn't sound like a small thing, dear friend, don't worry, I'm a bold person, even if it's a bear below, I won't swallow it alone, I will give you half, I will give you half! ”

"Below that, there's a person." I kindly reminded me.

The wild man's body froze obviously, and he turned his head very mechanically: "Below, is it a person?" ”

I nodded.

"Are you sure?"

"Absolutely!" I'm pretty sure.

"Nishihachi!" Although I couldn't understand what the savage said, it was definitely a dirty word. He ran over and grabbed my right hand.

"What are you doing?" I frowned.

"Run!"

After saying that, he dragged me desperately, like a dog whose master was dragging a dog that had to eat

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(ps: If you like to read it, add it to the bookshelf, don't be polite to reward or something, throw it on me, I'm not afraid of pain, really.) ）