004 [Actually, I'm a magician]
Prince Charming's elm head was clearly out of order, and I was afraid that he would die, so I shook my palms in front of his eyes.
"You, you mean, your country is so powerful! So, what is your status in the country? The prince looked at my shoes.
Obviously, he didn't feel cold at all about my shirt and pants, and the only thing that made him feel good was the pair of leather shoes.
I really want to pull his bow tie and tell him, Lao Tzu's shirt and pants are GVC (Givenchy), this is my most expensive outfit, you illiterate guy!
"Well, I think about it, how to put it, strictly speaking, I am the master of the country!" I lifted my chin and looked rightly so!
It's a shame, but I don't have a job right now, a typical proletariat, you know, the proletariat is the master of the country, I really don't blush at all when I say this.
"Shhh
"Didn't lie to me?" The prince still didn't believe it.
"Absolutely not!" I was convinced, there was no shame on my face, and my tone was very resolute.
The prince looked at my face, and finally at my shoes, and believed in his heart, mainly because of the shoes he loved so much.
"I can see it, but you still don't believe it." I stared at the prince's face, and my face was full of unhappiness.
The prince waved his hand, wanting to explain, but didn't know how to say it.
"I'll show you one more thing." I reached into the pocket of my pants.
The prince hurriedly stretched out his head with a curious look on his face.
Slowly, I pulled out a lighter from my pocket
In the dense forest, Prince Charming played with the lighter in his hand for a long time, and it was obvious that he could not understand that the texture of this metal was obviously not made by his country, and the beautiful patterns carved on it, he had never seen anyone who could do this.
At this time, he believed in his heart for three points.
I took the lighter and said meaningfully to the prince, "Actually, I'm still a magician. ”
The prince was now completely frightened by me, and he looked up and asked, "Magician, what is that?" ”
I patted my head, damn it, this world doesn't even have the concept of a magician, but it seems to have the concept of a witch, as if the queen is a witch, but it's weird and beautiful, look at the picture on the cover, it's still old-sexy.
"Look!" I realized that I had become addicted to showmanship.
The prince leaned over curiously, and then I turned on the Zippo lighter.
"Ahh
I smiled to myself and whispered, "See? This is also the treasure of my Great Heavenly Empire, a treasure of fire control! ”
The prince covered his right eye, but fortunately there were no burns, and he was really shocked at this moment. It only takes such a light touch, and it actually produces flames!?
It's not logical!
"Honorable Prince of the Great Heavenly Empire, may I ask what is the name of the thing in your hand?" Prince Charming is now convinced that I am a prince just like him, and that my status is obviously more than a notch higher than his. If my Great Heavenly Empire is a kingdom, his small broken place is estimated to be a state.
"Oh, you can call it the Holy Flame Order!" I smiled, unfathomable
Obviously, I've figured out that the man with glasses is selling himself a pirated book. His Royal Highness the prince in the original story, how handsome and approachable was that? Looking at it now, it seems that only handsome and chic remains.
This Prince Charming is undoubtedly arrogant, and it can be seen from the first meeting that this arrogance is quite rude, so I became more and more comfortable with that small task, and I should play a game anyway.
"Prince, I haven't asked you what your name is." I've always been curious about what Prince Charming's name is.
"Oh, Prince of the Great Heavenly Empire, my name is White Horse." Prince Charming seems to be proud of his name.
White white horse? Prince Charming, is it called Charming?
It's a fairy tale, but wouldn't it be a little too casual?
But Snow White is indeed called Snow. Snow-white, isn't it snow?
In this way, logically speaking, it doesn't seem unreasonable to call it a white horse, it's just that the name is really quite a beast.
"Ah, honorable prince of the Great Heavenly Empire, I haven't asked your name yet, this is really a big faux pas for a nobleman." Prince Charming said to me.
"Oh, my name is Fang Lin." I smiled, but I soon stopped laughing.
Because I saw a small sign, and the small sign was erected on the side of the road, and it said: There are traps, please be careful
Obviously, if you have seen the children's shoes of the Pleasant Goat, you must recognize this low-end trap. It's to dig a big hole and put a little weed on top of it to hunt the more brain-dead animals.
As for why the fairy tale world still has a very civilized bulletin board, maybe it is because I don't want to teach bad children.
I looked at the trap and thought for myself.
"Prince Fang Lin, what are you looking at?" Prince Charming said with a smile. In fact, he really wanted to deal with me, and his father told him to make more useful friends, and it was obvious that this kind of friendship with a strong country was undoubtedly very precious.
"Oh, Prince Charming, I said, I'm a magician. You've seen it before, I can make a flame float on the metal. I still have a few little magic tricks that you want to learn? I blinked my eyes.
Prince Charming's eyes lit up slightly, he was really curious about the magical country of the Great Celestial Empire, and the forest above him said too many whimsical things along the way, the people of this country can not only go to the sea, but also fly into the sky!
He'd seen it just now, and I made a small wisp of flame out of thin air! Oh my God, is he a wizard?
Prince Charming, with curiosity, slowly walked towards the trap under my instructions.
"You're telling me to step on it?" Prince Charming pointed to the haystack.
I nodded and said seriously, "That's right, step on it." The next moment, I'm going to make you feel like you're flying! Don't you want to fly? Trust me, you-can-fly! ”
Prince Charming's heart was pounding, and he saw that I had once again pulled out a lighter, which was the Holy Flame Order, and perhaps he mistakenly thought that this was my treasure for casting a spell, and it could make the flames float, and it must have made me fly. As for why you stepped on the trap? Maybe that's more exciting?
Obviously, Prince Charming, is a thrill-loving and thrill-seeking person. Well, it's a bit like the bungee jumpers on Earth.
The fairy tale world, after all, is still naïve.
When Prince Charming stepped on the trap, I snapped my fingers.
Bang--.
“too-young,too-simple。” I pretended to be forced, this tone, not to mention how disdainful it was.
(ps1: Thank you for the rewards of "Wu Hurt Moon" and "He Wu Bao", I regret it after writing this chapter, because Wu Hurt Moon left a bet in the book review area, saying that I would abuse Prince Charming in this chapter, and also bet on my own little Ding Ding.) Damn, I knew that I would play with the prince's body again in the next chapter, and sure enough, you know me best. )
(Ps2: To add to the previous chapter, I just like to complain occasionally, but I'm a true patriot, I think if a people don't love their country, it's really sad, but some social phenomena still have to be criticized, but this doesn't affect love.) In addition, crocodile leather shoes and leather bags, not advocated, I just write to play, anyway, I can't afford it. )