010 【Cold .......】

People have three urgency, in fact, I have never known what the so-called three urgency is, specifically, it is estimated that many people can't say, but I think urinary urgency should be one of them. Although the people in the distance are beautiful and may well be the real protagonists of this fairy tale world, the strength of the bladder is limited after all.

Damn, dwarves are pits.

I was looking over there and working on my own physiology. The night is very quiet, really quiet, so when I was directing it, my voice was a little prominent, I was so ashamed.

I could clearly see that the woman had turned her head to me.

This is a forest, only a creek and a half-moon lake, and there is no mountain spring bubbling out, so this sound is strange no matter how you hear it!

I swear to God, this is the most embarrassing time I've peeed, more embarrassing than the one time I had a psychotic who was farther away than anyone else

Click——。

Click——。

The sound was subtle, but I could hear it, it was footsteps. It is naturally difficult to hide the sound of footsteps in the forest, especially at night. Fallen leaves can be seen everywhere on the ground, and when you step on one, there will be a rustling sound.

I glanced around with my peripheral vision, and in fact my heart beat slightly faster at the moment, because I felt that something was wrong, someone, approaching this way!

In an instant, countless thoughts came to my mind, so to speak, and well, my mind has always been very quick.

The woman in the distance, her arms were white, really white, whiter than any woman I've ever seen in my life!

This is the fairy tale world of Snow White, and I can vaguely remember the beginning of the story, which reads:

The queen before the poison queen wanted a child, so she prayed to heaven that her child's skin would be as white as snow. Then the child was born, and her skin was really as white as snow, so she was named White Snow.

Snow White is Snow White because of the skin!

So, this woman, I dare to pack the ticket, more than 80% is Snow White!

Then calculate the time, Prince Charming is the savior in the fairy tale, and his appearance is to save the princess, and then come to the last hero to save the beauty. And the princess used to stay with the dwarfs, so according to common sense, Prince Charming appeared near here, indicating that the princess is not far from being killed!

According to the normal plot, the queen asked the magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman, and the cheap magic mirror replied like this: Queen, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, but, Snow White, ten thousand times more beautiful than you!

Let's not talk about how pompous the word 10,000 times is, but I had an idea when I was a child, how can this magic mirror be so cheap? This heart is cheap to the bone, even cheaper than Zeng Xiaoxian. First said that you are the most beautiful woman, and then told you that others are ten thousand times more faceted than you, no wonder the queen is angry and wants to kill the princess.

If someone sues me, I am the most handsome, and then a sentence comes out, someone is 10,000 times more handsome than me, it is simply handsome and bloody, I guess I can't help but pick up the wine bottle and smash people.

Then the queen sent a fellow who looked like a hunter and a samurai, and told him to go into the forest and kill Snow White, and asked the hunter to bring back Snow White's lungs and liver, and in the end the hunter did not kill her, but killed a pig.

If you think about it carefully, the fairy tale really said that the children could listen to it, and instead of Snow White's pig liver and pig lungs, they took it back to the queen to see, and the queen actually fucking believed it! Isn't it time to have a hot pot next?

The sound was getting closer, cold, really cold. I suddenly had a chilling sensation like a thorn in my back, and the woman in the distance also looked over the side, clearly noticing something.

According to the storyline, Orion did not kill the princess, and then the princess met the dwarfs. That's right, the dwarfs' homes are not far away, so a qiē is reasonable. However, in the fairy tale, when Orion is about to kill Snow White, it is obviously daytime!

When the night is dark and the wind is high, killing people at night, digging into the wall and stealing the light to read? Phew, no, no, my brain is dizzy, something is messed up.

The brain is very messy, and it is getting more and more chaotic, since Orion did not do it during the day, but chose to do it at night, then it can only be said that Snow White is really in danger! Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration.

I rely on him as a space-time authority, no wonder I arranged for Prince Charming to pass by this forest at this time, and it turns out that the adult version of the hero saving the beauty is even more exciting!

The fairy tale version is just that the prince kissed the princess, and then the princess woke up magically, and the adult version seems to be going to do it with a real gun! Let Orion have a big fight with the prince, and then the prince saves the princess, and pretends to be in the limelight, which is more in line with the perspective of adults!

What kissed the princess and then the poisonous apple was spit out, deceiving the child?

Is there a Belden all-in-one? I suddenly felt like I was a genius! It is a privilege for the Creator to have someone like me in the world!

It's a pity that although Prince Charming is not dead now, but such a big stone, if he is not disfigured, he must be sick in bed now, so, who will save the princess?

After a long time, I couldn't help but call myself stupid because of my various "self-righteousness" today, and I ended up directing and acting in a good show

Next, I spread my legs and ran towards the woman in the distance, and a thought crossed my mind, I came to save her!

The wine strong bear man guts was really pitted by the group of dwarves.

Ulla——。

There was a sound of the sword unsheathed, and then I heard someone behind me start to rush towards me, and I could confirm with my knees that it must be the prey that had drawn the sword. Damn, it's like "Fast and Furious"!

I grabbed the lotus arm of the woman by the Half Moon Lake, and then began a beautiful "elopement"?

Oops, I'm so tired

I've been running, and the hunters behind me have been chasing, but the woman I was holding didn't cooperate at all! Are you a fool? Someone is chasing us behind, so you can't run a little bit? What kind of resistance have you been resisting, I'm not the bad brother who pushed you into the dark alley!

Don't be a-stirring stick, okay, you have lowered my speed strictly. I think that at the beginning, my brother was called a trapeze when he was in the high school sports meeting, and how many students and girls cheered for my brother and screamed for my brother!

I turned my head and looked at the woman I was holding on to her arm with a disgruntled look.

The next moment, I shivered.

cold

Her eyes were very cold, very cold.

It was like in an instant, and I had seven king-size popsicles stuffed in my big mouth.

"Hiss——。" It's sour