Troubles are troubles after all, and if you keep it in your heart, then you will be constipated?

Think more about happy things, so that the stomach and intestines can be "unimpeded".

I didn't want to be constipated, on the contrary, I was hungry, very hungry, so when Cool Little Six made a plate of delicious roast chicken, I forgot some of my worries.

Regardless of whether Prince Charming is dead or alive, I have always been a person who lives in the moment.

"Brother Xiaolin, come, touch one!" Little Brother Qi took the goat's milk and touched the wine glass in my hand with a ruffian face. According to many fantasy novels, dwarves are generally master blacksmiths and are particularly heavy drinkers.

Master of the Forge, I can see one or two from the sharp spear of the second savage, in this era when there is no high technology, it is extraordinary to be able to create this kind of thing with your own hands. I've seen it today, too, and it's so drinkable!

Xiao Liu, who looked like he was only fourteen or fifteen years old, I wondered at first why he had been concentrating on stir-frying, but then I understood that at his age, he couldn't drink alcohol, and it was embarrassing to drink goat's milk, except for a cool face, it seemed that he was embarrassed at the table, so it was better to roll to the side and silently touch the shovel and kitchen knife.

Cup after cup, I thought at first that the one who poured me the most powerful should be the savage dick, but then I found out that I was wrong, ginger, always old and spicy!

The old dwarf boss who looks like a miniature version of Gandalf, touches me one cup after another, he looks like he is about to soar to the age of an immortal, and he is called a bold when he drinks wine! The handful of goatees that I drank were wet, and there was no drunkenness on my dry face, so you blushed, and I was speechless for a while.

The sky is dark, and the stars are moving.

The waves are stormy, the waves are rolling.

Actually, I was drunk and dizzy, and then I felt like throwing up.

"Hey, no, I can't, I'm going to go out and vomit for a while, I'm going to vomit" I have a little big tongue when I speak, and I feel that my tongue is a little knotted.

A thick slap slapped me on the back, and the second savage said with a bold face: "Brother, how can a man say no!" Come on, keep drinking! ”

On the day, I was slapped by him like this, and I almost threw up directly, and my stomach was even more uncomfortable.

"It's okay to drink, I'll spit in your face later!" I was spitting alcohol while provoking the dick. What are you kidding, actually saying that I am not a real man! Damn, when Lao Tzu was playing masturbation, he was called a real man in five seconds by his teammates! If you have the ability, don't be afraid that I will spit on your face!

"Hey, spit, spit, go out and blow the wind, but don't go too far." The dick patted me hard on the back again, leaning on him, my legs were already weak and weak, and this time he almost slapped me into a pile of shit.

"I warn you, don't shoot me, if you shoot me again, I'll continue to drink with you!" I continued to provoke the dick, but he was obviously afraid that I would spit on his face and drive me outside

"Gasp-." I vomited outside for a long time, and my brain was a little dizzy.

Looking up at the night sky, the sky in the fairy tale world is much more beautiful than the nature on earth. The sky here seems to be low, giving me the feeling that I can reach out and pick up the stars. Although the stars are beautiful, they are a little unfamiliar after all. Even the stars in the sky are always reminding me that I am not in the real world, but in traveling, although this trip is a little tricky.

The moon in the sky is very bright, although there are no street lights in the forest, but with the faint moonlight, you can still see the surrounding qiqi clearly, one by one fireflies are floating around, and occasionally you can see owls on the branches of the trees with one eye open and one eye closed.

Fairy tales, sure enough, are very beautiful.

My steps were a little vain, but I wanted to see more of the beautiful scenery. Unlike the reinforced concrete city, the air here gives me the feeling of sweetness. Following the swarms of fireflies, they kept flying forward, as if to guide me somewhere.

"Hey, don't fly so fast! I'm a drunk driver and can get into an accident if I run too fast. "I scolded and grinned, I have always despised any wine to see character, because my wine is very average, but I think my character is still leveraged, commonly known as urban morality Xiaolangjun, the red scarf on the student's chest, from childhood to adulthood, except for the legendary child of other people's families, no other child is more awesome than me

Bang, I stumbled, I almost fell, I don't know how far I had walked, I held on to a branch and gasped for a few breaths, the night breeze made my wine smell dissipate a lot. As I kept walking, I was sweating a little, which made my wine evaporate again, and now, I just want to soak in urine to soothe my body's internal needs.

"Buzz." A bunch of fireflies flapped their wings and flew around me, and I was dazzled, and I couldn't help but think of the little girl at home, she liked fireflies.

Just when I was proud, this pile of fireflies flew in the other direction, and I stood behind the tree, looked into the distance, and couldn't help but be stunned.

A woman was sitting quietly by the Half Moon Lake in the forest, she raised her right hand slightly, and fireflies circled around her arms, as if her skin was glowing!

Her arms were thin, slightly curved, and a firefly landed gently between her fingers, as if she had put an emerald ring on her.

I can't see the woman's appearance clearly, the moonlight is dim after all, and I can only barely see. But from a distance, it can be seen that her face is very good, and her body is also very slender and slender, just a looming figure, which gives people a feeling of extreme beauty.

On top of that, the arms under the glow of fireflies are very white and white!

For a moment, I just felt like the alcohol was gone!

I've never seen a woman with such white skin in my life. This kind of white is not the kind of paleness, nor is it the whiteness of crazy foundation, but a bright white, a white that reveals attractiveness!

If I had to describe it, I can only think of one poem:

The people on the edge are like the moon, and the frost and snow are condensed on the wrists.

Her bare arms were as white as snow! It felt like one morning in winter, when I opened the curtains and opened the window, I saw the snow on the ground!

Snow white!

Snow white!!

In an instant, there was a stirring in two places on my body. The first place is my brain, because of the shock.

The second place is that, I'm embarrassed to say it, because I'm really a little anxious to urinate.

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(PS1: The voting results are out, and the dwarfs have taken out Snow White and the Poison Queen and the invincible handsome author Jun with an absolute lead, and have become the popular king of the fairy tale world, my glass heart, oops.) ）

(PS2: I've been asked, "Apple, what do you mean by little glass, and why do they call you little glass?") "It's hard to say, glass, that's what the man who came out of the closet meant. Don't ask me what it means to come out, I don't want to talk about this shameful topic anymore. Also, don't call me an apple! What a beep dog. ）