021 [Robbery? Kidnap! 】
"Uncle, you haven't been happy for a long time, have you forgotten our sisters here?" The flowery female voice writhed her body and said.
Me: "#%#...... amp;! ”
It's been a long time since I've had a fart! I've never been here at all, have I? Why haven't you been fired for such a routine reception?
And this can't be the legendary green house, right?
Your sister, did the old driver take me to pretend to fly with me? It turns out that the mission system is the real prostitute-the old driver in the guest? No wonder you want to give me a donkey, this means give you a LV (donkey), go to your sister's heart!
"Uncle, do you have a familiar sister?" This otherworldly version of the old bustard is just about to take a small fan.
This sounds like going to the barber shop to cut your hair, and the little girl who washes your hair asks you while washing your hair, "Do you have a designated barber?" ”
it! These days, come out to play and find someone familiar with you?
"Aha, big cousin, is this also a place to eat?" Just when I didn't know how to parry, Lola rushed in from the outside.
She raised her little head, looked around with her hands on her hips, and found that the decoration was extraordinarily gorgeous, and the whole attic was filled with the smell of food and wine, and this stupid girl with a black hole in her confused brain was almost drooling.
"Oh, uncle, you really know how to play!" The old bustard smiled and looked at Lola's chest and cute little face, touched me slightly, and covered her mouth to reveal a strange smile of 'you know, I know, everyone knows'.
Me: ""
"Big cousin, is this it?" Yaya followed closely and walked in across the threshold, she raised her delicate little face, puffed out her cheeks and looked around very seriously, the shiny armor on her body looked heroic, forming a force of uniform-seduction-seduction?
The old bustard seemed a little surprised, she looked at Yaya, who was full of heroism but had a small face and was delicate and dignified, and said in surprise: "This master, you are so good." ”
Me: ""
I feel that if it continues like this, this book will be cut in half, and the big iron tongs of the river-crab beast can be cut in two at once
Sure enough, Xiao Qi also rushed in at this just right time. The seven little Lori, who are only about 1.4 meters tall, look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, their seven-colored hair corresponds to the color of the rainbow, and they have a lonely expression like snow, and they say while concave shape: "It's good here, in line with the identity of the master, the master, often come to this kind of place!" ”
Come to your sister often! I'll just watch you continue pretending! Is this where the girls' families come from? Can you use your brain first when pretending to be forced! When you brag about it, you should also make a draft first, Nima!
The old bustard was obviously shocked, her body stiffened slightly, her neck twisted mechanically, and she looked me up and down with a scrutinizing look, and said in a small trill: "This master, you have a really good appetite, but you have to pay attention to your body." ”
Me: "#@¥%...... amp;! ”
What happened to me, how did I come across such an inexplicable task system? Does this robbery really have anything to do with the main story? Could it be that he is here to catch Ali Baba or his big brother Gosim, who is drinking outside?
Eventually, all nine of my sisters were stopped at the door, and I was the only one who came in.
The reason is very simple but slightly inexplicable, just like many hotels will set up a sign that says "Please do not bring your own drinks", according to Lao Bustard, they are here for professional entertainment-clubs, so they also "do not bring your own girls".
, although it sounds weird, but it feels so reasonable from the bottom of my heart, I can't refute it at all.
Originally, the big guy was sharpening his knife and Huo Huo came to rob, and the robbery is not a service agency, so naturally there is no customer (the robbed) is God's statement, and I definitely won't care about your feelings, anyway, a few brothers are cool. But this robbery revealed a strange atmosphere everywhere, which always made me feel unreliable, so it was better not to make too much trouble, so let the sisters wait outside.
Anyway, there are many powerless women in this kind of place, and my brother Xiaolin is all over the world, so that he can't even handle a woman. The only thing that makes me wonder now is what the hell is going to rob? What is there to grab in a place like this?
"This master, didn't those sisters just now suit your taste?" The old bustard was obviously a little impatient, but she glanced at my shoes and picked them up again. This makes me wonder if my shoes have the weird attribute of 'charm +10'.
"Walking this way, I always feel that there will be a girl here who has a fate with Xiaosheng." I casually walked in the direction assigned by the mission system.
As I walked, I missed a few girls who were waiting for me to be saved, and passed through a small door and came to the backyard.
And the old bustard's patience was finally exhausted, even if my leather shoes were so cool, she shook me off and walked back to the lobby, and before parting, she said to me in a slightly mocking tone: "There is only one slave cook here, and this master is really a good appetite." ”
I'm afraid: "#%*#......!" ”
If I could, I would have measured how long her face was with my size 43 shoes
"The red dot shows that it is here, it seems that there will be no mistake, what I want to rob is on the so-called chef?" I'll go, what is there to grab on the cook? Is it stealing salt or MSG? You can't ask me to make soy sauce, right?
"Squeak-." I gently pushed open the wooden door, and then I didn't care about anything, and sprinted towards the red dot as fast as I could!
Along the way, I broke all kinds of bottles and cans, and the room was full of a pungent smell of spices, and I accidentally bumped into a bag of flour, which made me white, and now it's okay, other robbers are wearing a long tube of black-silk-stockings on their heads, and I am sprinkling some white flour on my face, anyway, they are all perverted, but at least I don't have to worry about being recognized.
"What people!" An exclamation came out, presumably the legendary cook?
The flashing red dot of the quest system is right in front of you! I pounced directly, and threw a thin body to the ground, this skinny, it didn't feel fleshy at all, of course, I was very experienced, uh no, it was very forward-looking to cover her mouth, and I couldn't help blurting out: "You scream, it's useless for you to shout and cut your throat!" ”
Do a line of love, and when you are a villain, you have to look like a villain!
"Ding-dong, mission target captured!"
Wait? What do you mean? It's not a grab this time? Or kidnapping? I said, "How can this red dot move!"
So, the kidnapping target is a thin and shy little chef?
Hey, what do you mean by wearing a maid-suit? What kind of shame play is this?
the chicken!
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