In the alley, a man and a donkey stared at each other, and of course, there was the sound of unstoppable farts.

"Do you dare not fart?" Eventually, I broke the silence because it stinks!

The donkey named Ah Mao exhaled a rough breath in his nostrils and replied, "Yes, even if I can endure it harder, I will try to reduce the frequency as much as possible." ”

What an approachable answer, what a donkey with a local flavor, but a donkey with a more smart nose and likes to fart crazy has hair!

Sure enough, the superpowers given by the Time and Space Administration have never been reliable!

"Aha! Big cousin! Why are you here? Lola jumped down the steps, and trotted into the alley, her big breasts trembling and shaking, her short blue hair fluttering in the wind, making people's blood gush at the sight.

"Huh? Where's the coming from, big cousin, what's this monster? Lola leaned over to take a look, her big watery eyes wide, and she flickered at Mao.

Obviously, this girl who has been waiting by the sea for a long time has never seen a donkey.

It's terrible to be uneducated.

"I'm not a monster, I'm a donkey, my name is Ah Mao." Ah Mao replied very seriously, although it is called a monster, but this donkey who can only talk and loves to fart seems to have a good personality and is not annoyed at all.

"Aha! Can you speak? Hello! Mao! Lola snorted, and then this thick-witted, big-breasted girl said to me: "Big cousin, the steamed buns are not enough to eat, I am here to get the money!" ”

Me: ""

Sure enough, Lola's thinking has never been normal, and she doesn't seem too surprised by a donkey who can speak human words, she is more concerned about the fact that there are not enough steamed buns to eat

"I've got three copper coins here, take them. If you don't have enough to eat, let the store slaughter the donkey. I pulled out my coin and handed it over.

Now Lola finally became interested in Mao, and although Mao looked silly, she still understood the danger in my words, and was so scared that she let out a series of farts

In the end, I still didn't take Ah Mao to the small restaurant to chop it up. There is a saying: dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, it can be seen that donkey meat is still more delicious. The reason why I didn't chop it is mainly because I considered the amount of food of my 9 sisters, and there seems to be little difference between one more donkey and one less donkey, anyway, I can't eat enough, so it's better to keep it first and see if it's useful in the future.

Ah Mao naturally didn't know, because of the terrifying appetite of his 9 younger sisters, it escaped. At the moment it was being forced by me not to speak or fart, this donkey was very obedient for no reason, more well-behaved and lovely than any creature I had encountered since I came to the fairy tale world, and the only one who could compare it was Xiao Hei. One is behind the ear and underbeaten, the other likes to fart, and what they all have in common is "Give it black eyes in the night, it has to choose them all!" ”

The strange combination of ten men and a donkey naturally attracted the attention of the natives around him, and the nine younger sisters were all pretty and lovely if they neglected their temperament, and this donkey was black and shiny, and of course, their favorite thing to stare at was my leather shoes.

Paralysis! I'll just say there must be something wrong with these leather shoes!

At this moment, we are walking majestically towards the robbery site, and the momentum is very similar to when the army crosses the Yalu River. The little red dot in the interface flashes and flashes, indicating that we are getting closer to it. That's right, just prepare to work hard! I don't even bother to use my 249 IQ to think of any schemes.

What the? You call me stupid! Stupid you sister!

See who's behind me? The famous "True Forty Thieves"! Although they are still in their infancy, I can guarantee that they are definitely forty thieves!

Behind me are the future horse thief leader, the future super pirate, and seven bandit gangs that summon dragons! I have never been so confident in my life, and I feel that I have also sublimated!

"Wha, the forty thieves are all my sisters! The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers bloom at the foot of the green hills! There is really no difficulty in this world, hey, life is really getting more and more comfortable, and I finally say goodbye to the life of adventure. ”

In a certain cave, a certain forty big men sneezed in unison, and they looked at each other with strange eyes, only thinking that it was really evil

When I brought my sisters to the mission location, I was directly confused.

Strange, how is this red dot moving?

Could it be that I was getting something to rob on someone's body?

That's right, for example, some jade pendants and gems are quite valuable. It's just that the tasks given by the mission system are getting more and more bizarre.,Grab these things and the plot of this world can't be connected at all.,I don't know what it thinks.。

"Well, it's the place! Sisters, it's time for a mission! "If you give me a pair of black sunglasses and a black trench coat at this time, I think it would be cool.

It's just that no one replied, only this one who didn't know what to use it for, Ah Mao, couldn't hold back and let out a stinky fart.

It walked up to me with a foul smell and whispered embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I can't hold it back." ”

Look at its donkey face, it is all black and red, which shows that it is really hard. Maybe it really comes with the attribute of infinite fart, but can you not always get close to me when you fart next time, Nima!

"Aha! Big cousin, why don't we go get some more food? Lola took my arm and shook it endlessly.

I glanced at Yaya, who was the eldest of 40 sisters, and she had the final say in the whole "crime-gang".

Yaya tilted her head and thought for a few seconds, then said seriously: "Big cousin, in fact, I haven't eaten enough. ”

My day, I'm not asking if you're full!

Not to mention Xiao Qi, Qi Qi looked up at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees, and said angrily: "Master, whatever sister does." ”

I'll go, you just say that you're hungry too, wouldn't it be fine?

They looked genuinely nervous.

Alas, is it really the leading big brother of the Forty Thieves? I always felt that the task system was for me to be a male nanny, but fortunately, the identity of the forty thieves could not be wrong, otherwise I would really have to find a place to cry.

I still have some experience in robbery, I like to grab the eraser at the same table and the lollipop of the little sister in the nursery class next door when I was in elementary school, not to mention that I have watched so many movies, I haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run? Robbery, the main thing is momentum!

So, with a straight face, I pushed away and walked towards the mission site with a fierce face, and as soon as I stepped into the threshold, I broke the score.

Because, a woman dressed in fancy clothes greeted me, and used her fleshy body to get tired of my arm, and said coquettishly: "Uncle, you are here~!" ”

"Hey, hey, I'm here~."

No, I'm here to rob it!

What a place is this?

[Recently, I haven't had a good rest due to jet lag, and in the absence of a manuscript, there is no next update today, but I still have the cheekiness to ask for a recommendation vote and a Sanjiang ticket, and the first Sanjiang ticket seems to be a bit beneficial, ask God to assist, don't pit teammates. 】

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