025 [Invincible in a skirt]
Literati are very shameless, for example, if they embezzle other people's words in the article to decorate their own articles, that is not called plagiarism, it is a rhetorical writing called "quotation", which means borrowing and using it. There is also a few words of bragging, that is not called bragging, that is called "exaggeration"
The most bragging in history should be Mao Sui, this guy first recommended himself, and then fooled the king of Chu into sending troops in a few words.
I'm not as good as Mao Sui, but I want to brag about it today.
――If there is a crack in the ground now, even if it is as thin as a line of sky, Lao Tzu can get into it in minutes!
It's such a shame for Nima!
The surrounding aristocrats danced with their dance partners, not to mention how good the atmosphere was, everyone danced elegantly, and then, led by a bear child, several people started a nightclub.
The most important thing is that I still can't have a seizure. Didn't you listen to what Little Seventh Brother said, this dance was taught to them after I got drunk, and now I have decided on two things. The first thing is that my wine is more rubbish than I imagined, and the second thing is that the phrase "wine and character" is completely nonsense, and I never believe that my character also has zài problems.
"Giggles, you taught them this dance?" The girl was already smiling and bending over, and this little girl didn't just watch the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, she actually joined in!
The girl jumped happily like a little rabbit, her hands kept swinging like the second and fifth children, and the silver bell-like laughter seemed to be infectious, making everyone around her gradually smile, it seemed to be fun, and then joined in!
In my day, could it be that every nobleman has a night-club heart in his heart?
It's a good masquerade.,It's a mess that has become a discotheque.。 I also want to experience the life of high society.
Sure enough, my fairy tales are full of neurotics!
"Whew, whew, so tired, so tired!" The girl bent over and gasped, but her royal blue eyes were squinting the whole time, as if she hadn't been so happy and so noisy in a long time.
"Hey, where did you learn this fun dance!" The girl jumped up and down to me. Why did you come to me? Because I had already left the scene early, I hid in a corner and drew circles
"You're so wide!" I was about to give her a brain break, but the girl smiled and dodged it in advance.
I put away my joking thoughts, and asked with a little sternness: "Okay, little maid, I'll dance with you too, you've been playing in it for so long, have you seen Snow White?" ”
That's what I'm most concerned about, I don't really care about what the masquerade will look like, anyway, it's not embarrassing to wear a mask, and most importantly, to find Snow White!
I've always wondered why the Magic Mirror said Snow White is here? There's a dance party here, but what kind of secret room is there? I've always thought Snow White must have been captured alive by Orion, but she shouldn't be locked up in this place. This magic mirror with a non-standard scolding Cantonese cantonese can't lie to me, right?
"Hey, puppy! Didn't you say you've seen Snow White? Have you ever seen Snow White here whiter than me, with longer legs and a better body than me? The girl folded her hands behind her back, jumped back a few steps, and then spun in a circle in front of me.
She was wearing a snow-white lace dress, like a little white rabbit.
"Why not, whoa, those bunch of women, which one is not better than you, white and not better than you?" I drew a big circle casually, and this underage girl is just under-trained.
"Humph! I won't bother with you this time. I promised you that as long as you finish dancing with me, I will tell you a secret. But you just ran away! So if you go with me to dance again, I'll sue you! The girl crossed her hands on her hips and lifted her small chin.
I took a deep breath and was about to have a seizure, when I saw a faint shadow through the window of my room!
It's a woman I met by Half Moon Lake! And behind her was the Orion! Or should he be called the Queen's personal guard now! Sure enough, the magic mirror didn't lie to me! Snow White appeared right near the masquerade!
"The second child, the fifth child, the little seven! Copy guys! I yelled, feeling very angry.
The second child jumped very well, but Xiao Wu was a little miserable, and a few dishonest nobles occasionally sneaked his buttocks, which made him goosebumps. As soon as he heard my call, he hurriedly bumped into the crowd, and then rushed over, not forgetting to take out the little seventh brother.
The second savage was under Xiao Wu's foot, and he also hurriedly ran to my side. Xiao Wu's temper has always been very good, and he can force him to kick people, which shows that his ass is really not taken advantage of
With the departure of the second child, the fat man who invited the second child to dance was obviously stunned. I don't know how many mouths he has, but he still ran after the second child, is this the rhythm of dating after a contact method?
But soon, he saw a scene that he could never forget in his life!
The second "big beauty" in his eyes hugged me with his left hand, hugged Xiao Wu with his right hand, and there was a little seventh brother on his shoulder! Then, under a burst of running, he kicked and shattered the glass! Jump straight down from a floor close to four meters!
This is because he is wearing a skirt and can't move his legs, otherwise, his movements can be a little more violent and savage. And that spear had already been taken out of nowhere
I believe that the fat man with heavy taste probably won't be able to forget the "shadow" of the second child in his mind in his life, and he may be able to scare himself when he dreams in the middle of the night
"Hey, puppy!" The girl was still trying to say something, but she was visibly stunned, and I vaguely heard her shouting, "I am"
I can't hear what was said later, but I don't bother to care. This little girl is very funny, there is a chance to come to her again, and the most important thing now is to knock over that Orion and snatch Snow White!
As for whether to snatch it back as a lady of the village, or let her clean the dwarves like a fairy tale, I will talk about it later
Ahh
As the queen's personal bodyguard, this Orion is mute, but his reaction speed is still very fast. As soon as he heard something wrong, he immediately drew his long knife. Then, with his mouth wide open, he saw a monster with two big thick legs wearing a skirt and revealing two long legs, falling from the sky like Ultraman!
Bang--.
The dust almost choked me.
"Second brother, it's okay to deal with him, right?" I pointed to Orion secretly.
The mouth behind the mask of the second child was obviously pursed, and he said, "One hand!" ”
At this moment, I suddenly felt that the second child was really a bit of the coquettish spirit of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, of course, the overlord would not wear a skirt, let alone show his fluffy calves and wander around.
Before Orion raised his long knife and reacted, it was directly black in front of his eyes! To be exact, no one present could see the movements of the second child clearly!
Poof.
The strength of the second child is too great, even if the hard spear is so volleyed in the air by him, it is actually slightly bent! Then, the center of the spear was drawn directly into the Orion's abdomen!
It's a Terminator!
In the blink of an eye, the hunter who was chasing and killing me before was swept away by the second child!
The queen's personal guard, the status of the first master in the court, can't stop the second child!?
The second child used his own personal actions to tell us that his own strength is the most important, and whether the equipment is good or not is false. Even if I'm wearing a tight skirt and baring my hairy legs, I'm still invincible!
That expression, I seemed to read a few words: I haven't met an opponent since my debut, life, it's really lonely like snow
[I tell you an unfortunate news, because it's really chaotic today, so I'm going to continue two shifts today! ] 】