024 [If I Were ......]
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The girl's eyes are indeed beautiful, and I admit that I almost fell into it at that moment, but I still haven't forgotten my mission! I'm the "Prince of Dark Pony" who saved Snow White!
"Cut, not rare, not rare!" I waved my hand.
"Hmph, you'll regret it then, puppy!"
"I warn you, don't call me a puppy!"
"Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! ”
Hey, my temper tantrum! If it weren't for the sake of getting in, I would have smashed her little ass!
Without saying anything, the two guards led us all the way down the red carpet, and when we opened the door, we saw sixty or seventy men and women wearing masks and wearing gorgeous robes. On the long table are fruit plates, wine, cakes and breads, and some staple dishes.
It was a dance party in the palace and a buffet, which was amazing!
I came in arm in hand with the girl, and I didn't attract too much attention, but the second brother pushed the little seventh brother in, and there was a little five without breasts standing next to him, and everyone gathered their attention in an instant.
"Hey, look, that woman's legs are so thick and short, and her leg hair is so long! It's horrible! ”
"That woman is so strange, skinny, and she has no breasts at all, and it feels like her breasts are deflated!"
I listened to the whispers around me, and the girl and I couldn't help but laugh, especially the last sentence with my breasts deflated, it was so image!
I can imagine that the faces of Xiao Wu and the second child behind the mask must be red and blue for a while. I vaguely saw that the second child's hands were holding the stroller pusher, and he was clenching them. And then the push hand cracked!
Only the heartless little guy Xiao Qige laughed while holding the bottle, but then, he couldn't laugh.
"The baby in the stroller should be the woman without breasts, I don't know if it's a man or a woman, if it's like his mother's breasts, how will he live in the future, eighty percent is a freak!"
I hurriedly walked over and held down Little Seventh Brother, and said in a low voice: "Little Seventh Brother, do you lose face by selling buddies?" ”
Little Brother Qi spit out the pacifier and said angrily: "Paralysis!" Who is my little seventh brother? Known as the little overlord of the East Forest! When did you get this kind of gas? I think when I was crisscrossing the East Forest."
I persuaded for a long time, and the frenzied little seventh brother finally got angry.
These people around are not nobles but also rich businessmen, why are they talking so poisonously? But that's right, anyway, the clothes worn with a mask are also weird, and the voice is probably deliberately changed in tone. This kind of dance party is just to make everyone can't guess who the other party is, since they don't know who the other party is, what's the matter with a few complaints?
What's more, if you ask yourself, I think what they say is completely true! Guilty to be honest?
Next, we just found a corner and stopped, Xiao Wu didn't want to twist more, from time to time to pull the corner of the skirt, from time to time to pull the cuffs, the little eyes were very resentful, like a poor divorced young woman who was let down by a negative man
Sure enough, I'm not the only one who has this idea!
It didn't take long for Xiao Wu's side to be fucking surrounded by men!
All of these men showed a strong desire to protect, and look at this young woman, although she had no breasts, and was thin. But that little look, that little twisting movement, and petite body, how seductive! She is like a little bird, and people can't help but want to rub it into their arms to protect her!
"Beautiful lady, can I ask you to do a dance?" A man pretended to be a gentleman and bent down and held out his hand.
He wears a tuxedo-like outfit and behaves quite elegantly.
"Can you recognize who it is?" I asked the girl in a low voice.
"I don't recognize it, people who come here will deliberately disguise it, giggles." The girl was obviously amused, but she knew very well that Xiao Wu was a thin man.
I can imagine how ashamed Xiao Wu's face is behind the mask now.
There were more and more people gathered around Xiao Wu, and there were five people at once, all of whom stretched out their hands and wanted Xiao Wu to dance with them for the first time. I now understand why Lin Daiyu is also very popular, many men like to release their desire to protect that they have nowhere to suppress
However, Xiao Wu's twisting is actually not used to this skirt.
And, don't you think his boobs are a little small? Could it be that the era of poor milk has come?
"Go, go! By the way, look for Snow White! I gave Xiao Wu a look, and then used my mouth to tell him the code words between us.
Xiao Wu's face was ugly, but he looked at me, then at the second child, gritted his teeth, and could only bite the bullet. There's no way, the second child is now being used as a gunman, I always threaten him with everyone's common secrets, and the second child fights Xiao Wu, but he is never soft
"Beautiful young lady, I, can I ask you to do a dance?" A man suddenly stretched out his hand to the second child! And there was a slight excitement and nervousness in his tone!
It was a little fat man, and his clothes were bulging with fat all over his body.
Are you blind or blind? Don't you feel that your conscience is strongly condemned when you say the words "beautiful young lady"? Are the tastes of people in fairy tales so special? Look at the long, thick and dense leg hair on the legs of the second child, the little fat smash, you can really do it
The dance music soon sounded, we came at the right time, just in time to dance, Xiao Wu and the second child succumbed to my obscenity, the second child gritted his teeth and took the fat man's hand, and Xiao Wu picked one at random in the crowd. The other four gritted their teeth and sighed, as if they were still in pity.
If they knew that they were fighting for a male dwarf, they would probably hug the pillar and cry all night.
"Let's go too?" The girl winked at me.
I sighed, since I had come, I had to keep up, but I still added an additional condition, and said, "You are Snow White's personal servant, you must be very familiar with her, even if she is wearing a mask, you can recognize her, right?" I can dance with you, but you're going to help me find Snow White! ”
The girl smiled again, she loved to laugh very much, her eyes narrowed into a moon, and said, "Okay, okay, after dancing with me, I will help you find it, and I promise to help you find the princess!" ”
I saw that she was swearing, so I led her into the middle of the dance floor behind the second and fifth ass, and of course, I didn't forget to push the stroller. I don't feel at ease when I put Little Seventh Brother here alone, I'm afraid that when he comes back, he will be collecting horses everywhere again
The melodious music has sounded, and many people have begun to pull up their dance partners to dance, and I will have some of them, but the second and fifth children are directly confused, they are reclusive dwarves, how can they dance?
At this time, not to mention how embarrassing the scene was, the little seventh brother who had been drinking milk suddenly spit out the pacifier and said loudly: "Stupid!" Have you forgotten the dance that Brother Xiaolin danced when he got drunk that day? Didn't you dance all night afterward? Saying that, he seemed to want to jump out of the stroller to jump on the show, that posture, I didn't know that I thought he was a young dancer
Xiao Wu and the second child's eyes lit up immediately, I forgot what dance I danced, stayed with the dwarf, and I was going to get drunk at two ends in three days. However, I carefully considered my wine, although it is very average, but there should still be a lower limit, too much dance, I should not dance in public, right? After all, wine shows character, brother's character, not to mention, the red scarf on the chest is not to mention how bright it is.
I looked at Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu looked at the second child, and then the two of them let go of the hand held by their dance partners.
They wiggle their butts, stand in the middle of the dance floor, and start shaking their hands!
While shaking his head, he pulled his vocal cords to make a high-pitched voice and sang, "If I were a DJ, would you love me?" Will you love me? Will you love me?! ”
Me: "it! ”
The most infuriating thing is that the second child is still shaking his big ass!
At this moment, not to mention how embarrassing it is
Paralysis! This is a masquerade, not a nightclub!
the chicken!
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