Chapter 190: The Battle of the Underworld Marriage (I)
At dinnertime, because Wei Er's stunned body had returned to normal, and he seemed to be more energetic than before, he seemed to have endless words with Lao Wei Touer during the meal, and the old Wei Tou'er who didn't eat a meal was very annoyed, so I only asked me to quickly turn him back into a "vegetative person" at noon.
I just laughed and didn't reply, because I faintly found that there was a black gas in the eyebrows of Wei Er's stunned son, and it was becoming more and more obvious, which was an obvious feature of being haunted by ghosts, that is to say, Wei Er's spirit and excitement were the return of a dying person.
I couldn't say it to the old Wei Tou'er father and son, so I had to bury my head in eating, and the fat man also saw that Wei Er was stunned that something was wrong, and made eye contact with me several times, but I stopped him.
Now the situation is unknown, the enemy is unknown, the Wei Langtou in this old ghost hotel, and even the old gold diggers in the entire Qiqian Village, are full of a gloomy ghostly atmosphere, in this extremely unfavorable situation for us, the only thing we can do is to see the six roads, listen to the eight directions, and brake quietly.
During the banquet, Wei Langtou didn't say a word about the incident of Han Laoliu and others being burned to death, as if it had never happened, but the more he tried to pretend that nothing happened, the more I suspected that there was a ghost in his heart, an old Jianghu who was rolling on the tip of a knife and begging for a living, he would not be able to tell whether a person was burned to death or hacked to death, this is simply too funny.
Because of their own hearts, this meal was far less warm than last night's meal, and although Wei Langtou was still very enthusiastic about persuading him to drink, the fat man and I were suspicious of him, so we both ordered it and did not drink it openly.
It's Shen Han, who has a surprisingly good appetite, and has changed his masochistic weight loss habit of eating vegetables on weekdays, eating a bite of meat the size of a fingernail, and having to go out and run three laps to burn calories.
"No, what kind of physical work are you going to do, you eat so much meat at night, you can't sleep, you can't eat, no, you think you have my brother's memory." The fat man looked at Shen Han, who was munching on meat, his eyes widened so that his eyes were about to catch up, and he said with an incredulous expression.
"Use you to take care of me, I'm about to enter the mountain, and I won't be able to eat such delicious food for several days, of course I have to eat more, right, Boss Wei." Shen Han glanced at the troubled fat man, and smiled at Wei Lang again.
"That's it, Shen Han, if you are willing to eat, you can make it hard, we don't have anything else here, just enough wine and meat, hehe" Wei Langtou laughed, and followed Shen Han's words.
"Okay, I'm talkative, I'm talkative, hey, these days, people have to be beautiful, just eat well, in the next life, I will also give birth to a woman, have a good addiction to red face and trouble, and be a junior, hehe" The fat man looked at Shen Han with a wicked smile, hehe Zhile.
"With your size, you will be a woman in the next life, and you can only be a resentful wife whose husband cheated and was subjected to domestic violence." Shen Han glanced at the fat man's particularly connotative beer belly with disdain, and said with a smile.
The fat man subconsciously glanced down at his bulging belly, and couldn't help but laugh himself: "His uncle, it's a little too sexy, it's like his mother's ass is reversed, eh, you say, if I'm really a fucking girl, whoever wants to prostitute me for a night, I can't die on me, haha"
Before the fat man could finish speaking, all the people at the table burst into laughter after a collective silence for three seconds.
Shen Han laughed so much that he couldn't even hold the chopsticks, so he picked up a bone and threw it at the fat man: "You dead fat man, just talk about it......"
There was a fat gag, and the dinner finally ended in a lukewarm atmosphere.
After the meal, Wei Lang led a group of people to the mountain to collect the hunting traps, Wei Er was stunned and stuck to the old Wei Tou to go back to the guest room to continue chatting, and the fat man and I could take care of each other when something happened, so we forced out a room next to Shen Han to live.
Because there was something in my heart, I couldn't sleep with the fat man, so I ran to Shen Han's house to fight the landlord, and played until almost ten o'clock, only to hear Wei Langtou and them coming back in a chaotic manner, I opened the door, wanted to see what they were doing, and saw more than ten people all covered in mud, and their faces were blue and purple.
Seeing that we heard the movement and came out to see the excitement, Wei Hammer, who was also embarrassed, smiled a little embarrassedly: "His grandmother's, trapping a wild boar, several of us can't fix it, all the colors are hung, but, anyway, we can eat wild boar tomorrow, I'll make you braised wild boar, a bite and a puddle of oil." ”
I looked behind Wei Langtou, and his subordinates were indeed carrying a wild boar with a foot of about 200 catties, but I vaguely saw an open wound on the boar's neck that was suspected to be caused by a bullet.
Since there is a gun, why would Wei Langtou be so embarrassed by a wild boar, but because I don't think this question matters, I didn't think about it deeply, it just flashed in my mind.
However, what I never expected was that it was this small negligence that almost caused a catastrophe to our subsequent series of actions.
By the time Wei Lang and the wild boar had finished disemboweling and shaving, it was already past 11 o'clock, and Shen Han, who was so sleepy that she yawned, kicked me and the fat man out of her room with a look of disgust, and after returning to our own room, I sat for two seconds, got up and bit my index finger, and after drawing carefully on a piece of yellow mounted paper for a while, I got up and went out to knock on Shen Han's door.
"Big brother, let me go, I'm going to sleep." Shen Han, who had already changed into pink pajamas, opened the door and frowned when he saw that it was me.
"What, I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong, I'm just sending you a talisman, this talisman can be suppressed for the uneasiness of the house, the frequent appearance of ghosts, and the evil behavior of the living, you can put it at the door of the house, and the lonely ghosts and ghosts will not think about you, hehe" I can't predict whether the two people surnamed Lu will come to look for bad luck tonight, and I really don't feel at ease with Shen Han, who has no ghost control skills, so I used yin blood to draw the strange talisman of the Daozhen murderous house and sent it to Shen Han.
Shen Han took the strange talisman of the town murder house, lowered his head and glanced at it quickly, and then looked at me with a smile: "With you two perverts to protect you, do you think other ghosts and wild ghosts still have a chance to start." ”
"Ah, ah, be careful, be careful, be careful, what, then I'll go, hehe." I was smiling with a flushed face, a little at a loss for a moment, trying to get out of the way.
"Hey." Shen Han shouted to me.
I looked back, "What. ”
"Thank you, big pervert, hehe" Shen Hanfen blushed, pursed her lips and smiled like a shy little girl, and flashed into the house quickly.
I was stunned in place, I didn't come to my senses for a long time, and I said that a woman's heart, a needle under the sea, I can't guess and can't touch it, it's really like this.
However, after being squeezed by Shen Han, how can I still have a little sweetness in my heart, isn't this cheap, I rely on it.
Seeing that I came back beautifully, the fat man was quite puzzled: "What's the matter, Shen Han left you to drink coffee, why did you make you beautiful like this, eh, the night is long, let's talk about it, it's time to spend the night." ”
Seeing the dead fat man's gossip and treacherous appearance of tabloid reporters, I bared my teeth and smiled: "I really want to know." ”
The fat man looked at me vigilantly: "Your uncle, why are you holding back?" ”
"You just said you want to know or not, right?" I ignored him and continued to ask.
"Yes." The fat man's mind struggled for a long time, but curiosity still overwhelmed reason, and he gritted his back molars and replied.
"Hehe, listen up, let's do it, it's not enough for outsiders, pull the lamp, and sleep." I laughed and got into the quilt, leaving the fat man looking at me angrily: "Look at your cheap appearance, you must have made Shen Han burst into training again, and you came back and deliberately pretended to be happy with me, be careful not to cry the quilt for a while,." ”
I looked at the fat man who was sulking on the bed with his clothes and clothes, and I fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know when, I was woken up by a burst of suona, horns, erhu and other instruments mixed together, noisy music, I closed my eyes and stopped for a while, well, the performance was still the song of the mother's marriage of a hundred birds and a phoenix.
I opened my eyes and sat up quite angrily, this Qiqian Village is an evil sect, how can there be a daughter-in-law in the middle of the night, isn't this sick.
The fat man was also woken up, and was sitting on the edge of the bed looking at me with a confused expression: "You heard it too." ”
"Ah, yes, who the is this, looking for scolding, right, these three watches are in the middle of the night, playing." Because I was angry, I couldn't help but scold.
"Alright, wake up, they're coming." The fat man's complexion suddenly changed, and the pupils of his two eyes suddenly widened.
"......" I was also stunned, could it be that the two surnamed Lu really came to the door.
The fat man and I looked at each other, trembling all over, and immediately refreshed.
The fat man quickly pulled out cypress nails, wicker whips, mahogany swords, and other items from his backpack, while I pulled out a pile of fire runes drawn in advance, and then, as soon as the two of us exchanged glances, we opened the door and walked out.
It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, what's more, the fat man and I are not people who are afraid of things by nature, even Mo Feiming, Hong Weidong, Che Laodao, these grandsons who are despicable, obscene, vicious, and evil arts, we are not mistaken, not to mention the two barren mountain and wild ghosts who are quite temperamental.
The fat man and I opened the door and walked to the hall one after the other, full of excitement before the battle, and found that the lights in the hall were not turned on, but the two red lanterns that were originally hung on the door of the hotel more than two meters high ran into the hall at some point, and suspended in the hall out of thin air, emitting a scarlet light.
Under the lantern, Wei Er sat at the table with his back to us, as if he was getting something on his face, and the red halo pouring out of the lantern covered his whole body, and he was cold, as if he was a bloody person covered in blood, which was extremely terrifying.