It's been a long time.

Qiao Santan coldly squeezed out four words from between his teeth: "...... The earth, the king, the old, the son......"

"Hey...... Exercise...... Damn it...... There is really a bastard with this name...... "Bao Yuan belongs to people with extremely perverse personalities, and all kinds of desertions are endless. Oh, when Bao Yuan heard Qiao Santan say the name "King of the Earth Laozi" in his mouth, he suddenly moved, and was busy thinking: "How can this be true, Master Bao, I am the veritable King of Heaven Laozi, the King of the Earth, and the Great Master...... Where did a land king come from? Damn, is this arguing with Lao Tzu? Thinking about it, Bao Yuan couldn't help but ask: "Old Qiao, what is the origin of the land king Lao Tzu you just said?" What's your real name? Where is he now? ”

Qiao Santan raised his eyebrows, and said on the side: "The king of the earth, Lao Tzu, has a great background, and everyone on the road knows that his surname is Tianya, but Qiao guesses that the name of Tianya should be taken by himself, not his real name, this person has a withdrawn personality, and has always been incompatible with the people next to him, he has no trace, no shadow, and few people have seen his true face!" ”

Song Peng asked in surprise: "Old Qiao, do you know at first glance that the jade seal of the country is in the hands of the king of the earth?" ”

The whereabouts of the jade seal of the country are first seen, and the other party has a name and a surname, as well as a resounding nickname of "Lao Tzu, the king of the land", and the goal seems to have reached eighty or ninety.

Song Peng changed his name to Lao Qiao.

Just as everyone pricked up their ears and continued to listen, they saw Qiao San raise his hand as if he had been probing, and stopped abruptly: "Okay, okay...... If you understand too clearly, it is inconvenient for Qiao to say more, Bao Xiaoye, Lao Jiu, little brother, you already know who the jade seal of the country is in your hands, this is okay, it's time to leave the haunted house! ”

"Wait!"

Bao Yuan suddenly listened to Qiao Santan's order to evict everyone, touched the wound on his left hand, and remembered the mercenary of Han Dan.

Handan sold for a sky-high price of 80 billion.

I haven't paid it yet.

And so. Bao Yuan's eyes were white, and he hummed yin and yang: "What do you mean?" Old Joe, you shouldn't take Lao Tzu for a fool on a dog day, right? Lao Tzu spent a thousand years of longevity for Jiang Taigong's broken bamboo pole, but the 80 billion account has not been paid, what? Do you want to rely on it? Hehe, I'm not afraid that you'll be repaid......"

didn't wait for Bao Yuan to finish farting.

Qiao Santan had already placed the stump of the triangular heirloom jade seal in his hand on the glass cover. The speed is amazingly fast, Qiao Santan took Bao Yuan's words and said: "Little Master Bao can put one hundred and twenty hearts, how can Qiao be stingy with this money, the eight billion red knives have already been prepared, haha, the rest of the Yang Shou of Little Master Bao can be squandered to his heart's content!" ”

"Where's the money? Didn't Lao Tzu see it at first glance? ”

Bao Yuan said coldly, and guessed in his heart: "Hmph...... Old Joe, even if you are not stingy and stingy. can also pay 80 billion, at least the money should be put on the table, so that Lao Tzu can take a good look at how big 80 billion is, and how big is it in 50 yuan denomination? How big is the twenty dollar denomination? Hey...... I can't afford it, I'm sorry, Lao Tzu had to let his buddies smash the haunted house, which is Lao Tzu's consistent means of dealing with debts! ”

Qiao Santan smiled slightly, and took out a gold card from his arms. said lightly: "Little Master Bao, there are 80 billion red knives in this card." Please put it away! ”

Qiao Santan's gold card is very different from ordinary bank storage cards.

Memory cards issued by ordinary banks are made of PVC with a magnetic stripe on the back, which can be read and written.

The memory card handed over by Qiao Santan was made of pure gold, and at first glance, it was no different from an ordinary bank memory card, and the magnetic stripe was strange.

The explanation given by Qiao Santan is: This kind of card is secretly customized with major banks. Few people know that with this type of card, you can withdraw cash from any ATM in the world and conduct business in the business hall, which will be God's treatment. And no bank is going to push you to the forefront of public figures because of this.

Song Peng asked strangely: "Old Qiao, most people have this kind of card?" ”

Qiao Santan smiled slightly: "A lot!" ”

Bao Yuan took the gold card handed over by Qiao Santan in his arms, and when he smelled a faint fragrance, his eyes began to squirm when he saw things, and an evil thought immediately rose in Bao Yuan's heart: "It's bad, this old Qiao is killing money!" Before he could shout: "Brothers, do it, smash it!" "I don't know anything.

I don't know how long it took.

When I woke up, my surroundings changed.

When Bao Yuan was strange and wondering, he found that he was actually on the big bed in the presidential suite, with no windows, only an iron door, and a great man's calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall. Snow. What's even more bizarre is the whereabouts of Song Peng, Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, Sun Panzi, and A Shirui.

Not far away, two people sat on a European-style leather sofa in the presidential suite, as straight as a knife and axe.

Bao Yuan saw the appearance of the two clearly, and jumped up from the bed in a panic.

Those two were no strangers.

It is my first secretary and first lady in Greater China.

Bao Yuan panicked and stammered, and said, "You, you, you...... How did you guys get here? What are you looking for me? I didn't do anything, did I? ”

A bizarre scene was staged, and I saw the first secretary smile at himself and speak: "Wake up, okay, you are the famous little master Bao Yuanbao, right?" Contemptible person so-and-so, my face must be known to Bao Xiaotai, my identity is not much to introduce, Bao Xiaotai, it's a pleasure to meet you......"

Bao Yuan's tongue seemed to have a large weighing stone hanging on it, and it kept swirling in his mouth.

I don't know where to put my hand.

His feet were as if he had stepped on a landmine, as if he was standing on a cliff, and even more like he was standing on a satellite high in the sky.

Bao Yuanjie replied in a heartfelt manner: "Honor...... It's an honor...... Recognize...... Recognize...... I can't recognize you two anymore, ah, am I dreaming? Oh my God, how are you looking for me? You know all about me? Oh my God, it's incredible? ”

As Bao Yuan spoke, he slapped himself in the face, it hurt! It's true! It's not a dream!

I only heard the first lady speak: "Little Master Bao, are you resting?" The two of us took the liberty to come here, hoping that Mrs. Bao would not be surprised! ”

Bao Yuan was a little confused: "No, no, no...... Don't blame ...... Don't blame ...... How dare you? It's too late to be moved, oh, no, no, no, it's too late to be excited! ”

I saw the first secretary stand up in a dignified manner. Zheng came in front of Bao Yuan and stretched out his broad palm: "Little Master Bao, this time, the meeting between you, me and her is a top secret, and I am here with my wife today, not as the first secretary." We can think of each other as friends, can we be a little grandpa? ”

Bao Yuan didn't dare to connect the hand stretched out by the secretary at all.

From some perspectives, walking immortals are historical sinners, and they are also a profession that is spurned.

A feeling of wrapping circle.

How can this poor bone deserve to shake hands with the first secretary.

In previous years, Bao Yuan's person dragged the country back, and he couldn't think about it anymore.

Bao Yuanhuo gave a standard military salute, and even raised his backhand: "I, I, I...... I hereby swear to dedicate my life and loyalty to the party! ”

The first secretary always had a slight smile on his face. said solemnly: "Little Master Bao, you and I don't have to be so severe, be easy-going...... Mr. Bao's loyalty to the country, the nation and even all mankind is obvious to all by the Party Central Committee, municipalities directly under the Central Government, autonomous regions, special administrative regions, 56 ethnic groups, and 1.3 billion Chinese compatriots...... I borrow the phrase 'dedicate your life and loyalty to the party' here...... On behalf of the CPC Central Committee and the broad masses of the Chinese people, I would like to say a word of gratitude to Mrs. Bao sincerely, sincerely and heartily! At the same time, on behalf of overseas Chinese all over the world, I would like to express my condolences to Mr. Bao! ”

Bao Yuan panicked: "Ahem." Actually, I didn't do anything? Me, I...... I don't dare to take it. I can't stand it! ”

The first secretary insisted: "Stand it, you can afford it!" ”

The first lady, who was sitting in the distance, said with a smile: "Little Master Bao, for 5,000 years, my Chinese nation has been humiliated, and I am a good Chinese man. No one wants to work hard to become stronger, create more brilliance, and rejuvenate China...... Mrs. Bao knows that the Chinese nation is in a weak position at this stage, and Mao Dada once said that our Chinese nation is the third world. This is not true at all, why did he and I never want to turn China into the world's number one power...... Hehe, if, my Chinese sons and daughters are all like Bao Xiaotai, oh, no, no, no, no, I said it wrong, I said it wrong...... All of my Chinese sons and daughters are as ambitious, responsible, responsible, and responsible as Mrs. Bao, so if I want to become the world's first power, I don't ...... like playing."

Bao Yuan sounded a little unpleasant, but nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's not fake at all, no, no, no, it's better than me!" ”

The first secretary said with a smile: "Look at you, after knowing the deeds of Little Master Bao, he gradually became so good that he even learned how to speak. ”

Bao Yuan said embarrassedly: "I'm smiling, I can't be elegant." ”

The first secretary strongly disagreed with this view.

He smiled and said to Bao Yuan: "Little Master Bao is too modest, why can't he be in the hall of elegance?" I see it, and it's very high...... Very good, very good, Mrs. Bao likes to talk about Lao Tzu and fill Lao Tzu in front of others...... Hehe, although this kind of talk is not very popular, it is very good, this is back to basics...... Hehe, in fact, I really want to learn from the little master Bao, and proudly say your mother, go to your mother, Lao Tzu, grandson, bastard...... No way, Mrs. Bao knows that I have a special identity, and I am the focus, my words and deeds represent the country, the nation, and the 5,000-year-old Chinese civilization. ”

Bao Yuan hurriedly said: "Serve the people, no matter how hard and tired you are, you are not afraid!" ”

Feeling that something was not quite right, Bao Yuan hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid of being tired, we see your hard work, we will learn from you!" ”

The first secretary said with a smile: "Thank you for your understanding, in fact, I really want to do practical things for the people like Mrs. Bao!" ”

The first lady played a round game: "Little Master Bao, you have earned enough face for our country...... You're not an outsider, so I'll be able to say anything! ”

Bao Yuan hurriedly replied: "You say, please say, I, Bao Yuan, will obey my words and follow the party, the party will let you kill pigs, and never slaughter cattle!" ”

The first secretary praised with a smile: "It's good, it's a trendy person of the times, it's good!" ”

The first lady continued: "Little Master Bao, don't laugh, we are no longer outsiders, I have one to say and two to say...... Hehe, he is a lover of personality, he likes to watch Du Liang's "Bright Sword" very much, prefers the role of Li Yunlong, likes the kind of real man who scolds and scolds, and often says that this is the true character of a man, the times need, this era really does not need tall and full-style characters, and people with courage and tension are needed, and this courage Bao Xiao Tai has it! ”

The first secretary said with a smile: "If you say so, we are not separated from Mrs. Bao inside and out, and if we spread it, wouldn't it be a shame to die." ”

Bao Yuan hurriedly stood up, and made another upright military salute: "I promise the party that I will never say it, and if I say it, I will jump into the toilet and drown!" ”

The first lady and the first secretary both said: "Haha, Mrs. Bao, it's not so serious, you are the savior of all mankind, even if you say the words of the two of us, it's not a shame, you are much more capable than us, you are a hero of the country and the people, it's nothing to tell a few words of truth, rest assured!" ”

Bao Yuan, although it doesn't feel like it's a taste.

The big man in his memory is not like this at all, and the two people in front of him are too close to the people!

Bao Yuan remembers very clearly, on a certain day in a certain year, a certain big man came to a certain place in Shanxi to inspect and inspect, okay, that is called a pomp, it is said that in the TV series, the ancient first-class master went out to lecture on the pomp, splashed the street with clean water, and sounded the gong to open the way. What Bao Yuan saw at that time was that the armed police stood for three streets, and even ants couldn't get in.

The two big men in front of him are really close to the people, but they really love the people, and they don't put on a domineering show of great men.

It's very close to the people.

Bao Yuan was speechless for a while: "I will carry forward the past and forge ahead to serve the people!" I didn't feel right: "I will continue to win glory for the country as always!" It still doesn't feel right: "I will always follow the party, continue to do the great cause of walking the earth immortals, and benefit all mankind!" "It's still not right, Bao Yuan really can't weave words.

As if to resolve the embarrassment, the first lady smiled and said, "Look at ...... I said it when I came, the two of us came too suddenly, and Mrs. Bao was not completely ready, so he couldn't speak, haha, I said it wrong, I won't say anything...... Don't worry, don't worry, Mrs. Bao said slowly, we originally planned to meet the President of the United States today, because we saw you, we hung him, and the President of the United States knew that he was waiting outside the door because of Mrs. Bao, I don't know how honored it was! ”

Bao Yuan was confused, and he really didn't know the reason.

Oh my God, what did Lao Tzu do?

Look at this meaning, Lao Tzu has done a great thing for the benefit of the country and the people, haha, developed!

Bao Yuan couldn't help asking: "Your Majesty, oh, no, no, no, big, Lao Tzu, oh, no, no, no, what great things have I done to benefit the country?" I only remember scolding foreigners, beating foreigners, taking in foreigners, selling foreigners, accepting money from foreigners, and losing my longevity, how did I become a celebrity? ”

The first secretary pulled Bao Yuan to sit down, and said with a smile: "I said it, he is a good boy, and he has done so many good things, and he doesn't feel that he is great." ”

The first lady smiled and said: "None of this is important, the important thing is that Bao Yuan is a good man in our China!" ”

Bao Yuan's face was flushed, and when he touched it slightly, it seemed to be rising at forty-five degrees.

The wound on his hand didn't hurt anymore.

I only heard the first secretary say: "Bao Xiaotai, we have held a hundred studies, we decided to give Zhongnanhai to Bao Xiaotai, and then build a monument in Tiananmen Square to commemorate the good deeds of Bao Xiaotai, we want the people of the world to remember Bao Xiaotai, you are the pride of our Chinese nation......"

Bao Yuan just wanted to give a military salute, and then say a few words.

Suddenly, there was a wolf-like roar from the sky: "Seventh master, eighth master, you are here...... Mrs. Bao didn't pass out for a long time, his body was icy, damn, the dog's body was hard and he still saluted here, and he ate too much dung? Fuck, this grandson saluted ...... again" (to be continued......)