Bao Yuan didn't understand, the presidential suite with super good soundproofing, damn, where did the deafening wolf beating sound come from?

It sounds like a fat hairy underwhelming sound.

Bao Yuan didn't know what to do, and looked at the first secretary and the first lady in surprise.

The first secretary and the first lady had a slight smile on their faces from beginning to end, and the two of them didn't seem to hear the roar of the fat hair at all, and their expressions were calm. The first secretary stretched out his hand and handed over a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Master Bao, I heard that you have a common hobby with Mao Da and Xiaoping Da, you usually like to smoke a few cigarettes, and the amount of alcohol is also very good. ”

Bao Yuan suddenly felt that something was not quite right, but Bao Yuanleng couldn't find the flaw.

So, Bao Yuan stretched out his hand to take the cigarette, and slapped himself hard, yes, it hurts, it's real! Very skinny!

Strange, what's going on?

Suddenly, the wolf-like voice in Bao Yuan's ears roared again: "Damn, what the hell is going on with this grandson?" One moment saluting, one moment fanning wildly, the feces are eaten too much or are they just scratching? Seventh master, eighth master, did Little Master Bao go to the underworld to report? Why, the underworld still has the habit of saluting and smoking? ”

Bao Yuan looked left and right to find the source of the sound.

I saw the first lady stand up brightly, and said with a smile: "Little Master Bao, it's not too early, let's go...... Let's go to the Great Hall of the People to dine, today there is a special state banquet to entertain Bao Xiaotai, heh, the dishes are Bao Xiaotai's usual favorite food, the state banquet master is the descendant of the Qing Palace Imperial Chef, and the craftsmanship is superb! ”

The first secretary bowed slightly. He lit a cigarette with a match.

Bao Yuan took off most of the root in one bite, and asked in a knotted voice: "He." Combine...... Is it appropriate? The state banquet will make taxpayers scold their mothers? ”

The first secretary, Huo Di, stood up. With a straight face, he said, "What's inappropriate?" If I say yes, it's suitable...... Mrs. Bao has made such a great contribution to my Chinese nation, what's wrong with eating and drinking? Whoever dares to say irresponsible things and can't get along with Bao Xiaotai, that is to be with me, that is to be with the Chinese nation, who dares to say bad things about Bao Xiaotai is that he doesn't want to live...... Who said that Lao Tzu immediately sent the city management and killed him in minutes, and Lao Tzu learned from Li Yunlong to fight bandits......"

Bao Yuan listened to the words of the first secretary, and his blood gushed upward.

He was about to raise his hand and salute again. Expressing gratitude, I only heard a voice on the pubic side of my head: "Come back, come back......"

As soon as his right hand was raised to the half-pulled position, in an instant, Bao Yuan's foot left the ground, as if he had been swept into a black hole by a gust of wind. Bao Yuan saw that the first secretary and the first lady were in a hurry and shouted at the same time: "Little Master Bao, you can't go...... You're coming back...... We can't live without you, and I can't do without you...... Come back quickly, the party and the people need you. We earnestly hope that you will lead us to prosperity and prosperity, and to the ...... of prosperity."

Bao Yuan shouted: "Big, I don't want to go, what kind of bullshit is this presidential suite?" Lao Tzu was scraped away? Who built the broken house? ”

It feels amazing.

Bao Yuan was swept into the black hole by the wind. The cold snap hit his face, and a spirit flashed, and Bao Yuan first ruled out that he was dreaming. It is very likely that when you left the haunted house, you inadvertently strayed into a turning point in time and space. Or, Bao Yuan is summoned by a certain dimensional world. Bao Yuan felt like he had been swept into a black hole. In the future, it is likely that like the protagonist in YY's novel, he may have to learn some bizarre skills. Countless pear-breasted beauties begged for pleasure around their dead faces. When I met someone who pretended to be unpleasant, I slapped my face hard, until all the people in that plane world were obedient, and then I became the first strongest, haha! Lao Tzu is here!

It's obvious.

Bao Yuan's childish idea is wrong!

In the boundless black hole, Bao Yuan rolled around like a leaf, but saw two huge grimaces floating in the distance.

It's not someone else, it's black and white impermanence.

Bao Yuan saw the impermanence of black and white in the black hole, and was stunned at first, but Bao Yuan was no longer afraid, and the first sentence was: "Seventh master, eighth master, Lao Tzu is this at first glance?" Where are the brothers? Where is Lao Tzu now? Did Lao Tzu leave the haunted house? Is Lao Tzu out of longevity? ”

Black and white impermanence picked up the mourning stick and shouted: "Little Master Bao, come with us, one step later, I'm afraid you will never wake up!" ”

Bao Yuan asked strangely, "What do you mean?" Isn't Lao Tzu alive and well? ”

Pulling tightly, Bao Yuan put a large fine steel chain around his neck, and he couldn't breathe, and Bao Yuan shouted into the distance: "Secretary, Mrs...... Lao Tzu is gone...... Thank you two for your kindness, Lao Tzu will come back to see you, wait for me, Lao Tzu hasn't eaten the state banquet yet! ”

I don't know how I feel when I hear black and white impermanence.

In short, the two of them hummed and said, "What's so delicious about the state banquet?" The blood squeezed out of the people's bodies, Bao Xiaotai, can't eat, can't eat! ”

Bao Yuan shouted loudly: "I can't eat it, I want to taste it......"

Black and white impermanence snorted: "Fuck off your mother's eggs!" ”

didn't wait for Bao Yuan to open his mouth to quibble and scold his mother, and suddenly he was hit hard by black and white impermanence, although Bao Yuan didn't feel pain, his eyes couldn't open no matter what, and he only heard a voice in his ear saying: "Seventh master, eighth master...... Did you two get the bag back? The packet is clearly dead...... Alas, Xiaobao is a very good child, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that this kid has a short life, alas, Sun really doesn't want him to die...... "The person who spoke was Sun Panzi."

Bao Yuan wanted to say that Lao Tzu was not dead, but he couldn't scream, he just felt cold!

Listening to the sound of footsteps again, Song Peng stomped around and said, "No, no...... Bao Yuan, the turtle grandson bastard, is the most grudgeful, the three of us beat the dog in the haunted house, if Bao Yuan doesn't take revenge back, he will never be willing to close his eyes, impossible, the dog will never die! ”

Bao Yuanxin said: "Damn, Song Peng, you know Lao Tzu very well!" ”

I heard Ping Sigui ask in a hurry: "Alas, to the ball, to the ball...... Fat Mao, Song Peng, have you used the Great Wish you two obtained from the Tanggula Ghost King at the beginning? Hurry, hurry, hurry, if you don't have it, hurry up and pray for Lao Bao, maybe this thing will be good! ”

The black and white impermanence asked on the side: "Ah, King Xuangui has made a big wish for a few of you?" ”

Sun Panzi replied: "Exactly! ”

Bao Yuanxin said: "What is Lao Tzu doing? Why Mao Laozi can hear them speak, but can't see them? A cold thought flashed through his mind, and Bao Yuanden cried bitterly: "Damn, is Lao Tzu blind?" Can catch a cold and fever, and must not be blind and paralyzed, damn, what is wrong with Lao Tzu? ”

The voice of black and white impermanence suddenly became more ugly, Bao Yuan didn't know what it was, black and white impermanence was laughing, but black and white impermanence laughed more ugly than crying, only to hear black and white impermanence say in unison: "Wonderful, wonderful...... The two of us are worried that the little master Bao borrowed the surplus yang shou of the second master Bao will be rejected, you have the supreme wish of King Xuangui, this is a great thing, quickly, you make a vow, King Xuangui's wish is much better than my two brothers forcibly fulfilling their birthday! ”

Bao Yuan's body couldn't move, let alone speak, and he thought, "...... So it was indeed a dream...... Lao Tzu is still very puzzled, what kind of identity is the first secretary and the first lady, how can they meet Lao Tzu, a poor bone? That's not! ”

I only heard Song Peng ask with doubts: "Great wish?" What great wish? Ping Sigui and Jiuye, you two will talk about it in vain. ”

Fat Mao asked with a bitter face: "What big wish?" Why can't Lao Tzu understand? How many cases? ”

Bao Yuanxin said, "Can this thing be kept?" It's gone inadvertently, alas, blame Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu should have told Song Peng well in Yueyang! ”

Sun Panzi was about to speak, but Ping Sigui stopped him.

Ping Sigui firmly believes that at this moment, no one knows better than himself and understands the meaning of the great wish. Ping Sigui hurriedly said that he had come home from Tanggula and encountered a reunion of his junior high school classmates, and how he cursed to make Cui Tiesheng's Porsche Cayenne scrapped.

Fat Mao seemed to understand, patted his thigh and said: "Ya, before Lao Tzu got married, you didn't say anything at first glance, mother, it's broken, it's bad!" ”

Ping Sigui hurriedly asked: "How many situations?" ”

Bao Yuanxin said: "Could it be that Fat Mao will use his great wish on Worm Flash?" Damn, you kid has a hard time! ”

I only heard the fat big butt sitting down, sighed and said: "Alas, damn, the ghost knows that this is his mother's wish, Lao Tzu thinks that the ghost king of Tanggula Mountain is teasing our buddies, who would have thought that this is a bullshit wish, damn, it's over, Lao Tzu used it!" ”

Ping Sigui was interested and asked how to use it.

Fat Mao said aggrievedly: "Damn, it's not for the poor to make trouble, what can I do?" How can it be ...... Damn, Lao Tzu already knew that he had this kind of big wish, isn't it good for Lao Tzu to use it to change some real money? Damn, what is this called? ”

Song Peng was anxious: "You said it!" ”

I only heard the fat hair stretch out his leg violently on the ground: "Alas...... You don't know, Lao Tzu came to Shanxi one step earlier than you, and Lao Tzu came to Shanxi early for Mao...... Isn't it because the poor can't get by, the New Year is not good, and the troubles are ......" It turns out that there is a small episode in the "new clothes turmoil" of the fat hair and the insect flash, when the good sisters of the insect flashing come to the house as a guest, the rumors and rumors do talk about the fat hair, and the fat hair is holding back the fire in his belly, and he really can't find a place to vent. What to do? When eating hot pot, Fatty Mao really had no appetite, Fatty Mao thought to himself, damn, the New Year will block Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will curse you to death.

There are two girls with big breasts, no, no, after the fat hair curses people to eat and drink enough, they blow up their breasts as soon as they go out.

There was a girl with small breasts and an oversized buttocks.

Fat Mao cursed in his heart: "Hmph, I hope that as soon as you go out, this big fart will blow up!" ”

Sure enough, after the good sisters of the insect sparkle left, they didn't go far, one girl fell because of the slippery road, and her buttocks bloomed, and the other two girls actually hit the telephone pole bizarrely, and there was no damage to any part, but her chest was broken. After Fat Mao learned the news, he was secretly glad that his mouth had been opened, but he didn't know that it was such a thing, and now that he came together, it was really fucking terrible, and he didn't use it properly...... (To be continued......)