"Long Aotian? Good name, Uncle Eight! Such a powerful title, can you give it to me? Xiao Hei said with a shy face.

Me: ""

But I quickly cheered up and said to Xiao **: "Xiao Hei, you should know that your teachers and uncles have high hopes for you." ”

Xiao Hei's eyes were full of tears, not to mention how touched he was, he choked up and said, "Uncle Shi, I know!" Hitting is kissing and scolding is love"

This sentence must have been taught to him by the boss, I can imagine such a picture, the boss was smoking Xiao Hei, and his heart was secretly refreshed, but his mouth said: "Hitting is scolding and love, I'm not beating you, I'm loving you!" ”

"So, little black, you can't let us down. I'll give you a planner. With that, I took out the pen and paper I had prepared from my arms, and began to write wildly.

At this time, I have to mention my other advantage again, that is, the handwriting is so beautiful!

I think I met a Taoist priest under the overpass, and he tried to tell my fortune, but after I refused, he said that he would give me a design signature. So I wrote the elegant word "Fang Lin" on the cardboard, and the Taoist priest cried on the spot, hugged my thigh and said: Dude, you are here to smash the field, right?

I glanced at Xiao Hei with pride, Xiao Hei looked sluggish and paralyzed, praise me!

"Uncle Shi, are you sure you're not joking?" Xiao Hei looked at the plan on the paper.

The plan reads: Plan 1, find a way to kill the old king within a month.

Plan 2, overhead the second prince within three months.

Plan 3, within half a year, the country and the people will be brought to disaster, and the national strength will be reduced by half.

Plan 4, strive to destroy the Khankiki Kingdom within a year, referred to as cutting the country's kiki.

"Uncle Shi, I can't do it!" Xiao Hei knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, but I didn't bird him, kicked it away and walked away.

"Helen's birthday is coming, and I don't have anything to give as a traverser, so I'll give you a country." I whispered, this tone, not to mention pretending to be too much, is like the real thing

After successfully resolving the proposal, I wanted to talk to Helen and Bai Xue, but I couldn't find Bai Xue and Helen after looking around, and I don't know where these two people ran away.

In fact, I sometimes think that I am quite genius, I always feel that there is no big problem in the world, the point is to find the right solution. When I was learning to read and write in elementary school, my tablemates couldn't remember the word "testicle" because they were stupid, and I only read it once and memorized it. Later, he came to me to ask me how to do it, and I smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this, the top is bloody, and the bottom is happy." ”

Since then, even if I forget all the words in the world, I am afraid that I will not be able to forget the testicles of my testicles

All I was thinking, I haven't been able to complete Mission 3, maybe it's just the wrong way. Or maybe something went wrong with the angle of my research.

According to the fairy tale, the Poison Queen harmed Bai Xue twice, the first time by asking Orion to kill her, and the second time by transforming into an old woman, and then giving her a poisoned apple.

So the key point, is it in the dumb guard and the poison apple? The plot of this world is not based on common sense, and if I keep fooling around like this, I may never have a chance to clear the level in my life.

So, I tried to find the dumb guard, but I searched the entire palace and couldn't find it!

How can it be! Snow wasn't found, the dumb guards weren't found, and Helen was gone!

It's strange, Bai Xue can't be idle, she has to come to me several times a day, and she didn't bother me all afternoon today!

A bad feeling rose in my heart.

I hurriedly ran to the basement, and when I opened the wooden door, I saw Helen still wearing a black dress, quietly dealing with state affairs.

"Have you ever seen snow?" I said anxiously.

Helen frowned beautifully, and seemed a little displeased.

"What about the dumb guard?" I pressed on.

"He's the captain of my bodyguard, in the palace, of course, what are you looking for him?" Helen replied.

Not good!

"Oops! Snow is dangerous! With that, I ran out of bounds.

"Snow and snow" Helen sat on the chair, looking at my panicked back, and suddenly there was a slight loneliness

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror!" I took out the mirror and began to rub it wildly.

A big mouth immediately appeared on the mirror, and when he opened his mouth, he said: "Bad dog (scoundrel)!" , can you rub me if you have nothing to do? ”

I was a little stunned, because this time I couldn't understand the dialect and suddenly found that someone was challenging my erudition.

"Hello locomotive!" Not to mention how disgusting the words of the magic mirror are.

Paralysis, I understand this sentence, Taiwanese accent!

"Sue me, where is Bai Xue now!" I said viciously, if it dares to say another nonsense, I will not hesitate to drop it!

"Forest! She's been taken to the forest by the dumb guards! The Magic Mirror shouted.

day, the trajectory of the story is back to before! Is it fateful?

"Huh? Uncle Shi, why are you here again? "Little Black was just about to get on the horse, and after Prince Charming died, the white horse of the divine horse was rewarded to him by the second prince. Not to mention, the white horse is snow-white, and the black cat is jet-black, just like black and white.

I kicked it down, and then I started riding my horse and galloping towards the forest!

"Uncle Shi, slow down! Meow! A faint voice came from the horse's buttocks, and Xiao Hei actually grabbed the horse's tail.

Damn, you're from an acrobatic troupe

On the outskirts of the forest, Snow White was tied to a tree, and there was no panic in her expression, on the contrary, the optimistic girl was giggling and looking at the guards, as if she didn't know that she was in danger, and she thought she was here to experience life.

The mute guard took out a backpack from behind him, which contained a large pile of colorful and bright mushrooms, and he spilled half of the mushrooms on the ground, then picked up the basket of mushrooms and forced it into Shirayuki's hands.

This skillful technique must have seen a lot of episodes of Conan. Is this setting up a murder scene?

"Giggles, are you trying to kill me?" The snowy royal blue eyes were bent into a crescent moon, and she looked extraordinarily shining in the sun, like the most beautiful pearl. She will always be like this, a little dazzling in her youth.

She was dressed very beautifully today, in a beautiful pleated dress, her hair was carefully coiled, and a small silver bell was tied to her bun, and as she giggled, the little bell made a crisp sound, just like her silver bell laughter.

The mute guard ignored him, and just took out something else from the package, and in the sunlight, it was a poisoned apple!

Poison Shirayuki with a poisonous apple that has no cure, and then create the illusion of eating poisonous mushrooms by mistake! This mute guard really has a hand.

"Giggles, you can't kill me, Fang Lin will be here soon." Bai Xue tilted her head and pouted, and said aggrievedly: "I don't know why, I always want to find him every few hours unconsciously." ”

She pursed her pearly pearly mouth and continued, "I didn't go to him all afternoon this afternoon, he must have noticed that something was wrong!" He's going to come to my rescue! Certain! ”

[Unconsciously, it is another year's Children's Day, I wish you all uncles and little ladies a happy Children's Day. Anyway, Children's Day is here, shouldn't you little say it, after all, the little cool Apple-kun is only 14 years old this year. It happens to be Monday, a new week, ask for Children's Day tips and recommended tickets~]

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