"Uncle Shi, why do you think Snow White is in danger?" Xiao Hei continued to grab the horse's tail, not to mention how strong.

"She didn't come to me all afternoon, you know? A whole afternoon! "I gave a big slap to the white horse, I don't know how to ride a horse, I rode in the playground a few times when I was a child, and this time it was just a fool's errand.

But BMW is BMW, except for a shrunk of shame, it ran even harder.

"If you can catch up, you must be able to catch up!" At this time, I had already run out of the royal city, and the guards of the royal city wanted to interrogate me, but I called Xiao Hei and flew away.

Now I don't know if I care about being able to return to Earth, or more about the safety of the snow, maybe both.

"You'd better run faster! Just as useless as your master! "I went on to give the white horse a big slap. is the same as Prince Charming, he looks so good, why is it so useless.

"Whoa!" Hakuba continued to be ashamed, and then continued to run wildly.

"Xiao Hei, if you see that dumb guard, beat me to death!" It suddenly occurred to me that this stupid cat was still the third wizard in the world.

Although I have never seen its sorcery in the first place. The first time I saw it, it carved on its toes in the tree, and the second time I saw it burn itself with witchcraft, I always felt that this cat was not very reliable.

"Meow, Eighth Uncle, don't worry, I'm very powerful." Xiao Hei patted his cat's chest and didn't forget to lick his paws.

Believe it or not, I took out a brick from my arms, and I still have to rely on it at the critical moment

In fact, there is a question I have never understood, according to my research at present, Helen does not seem to have much malice towards Bai Xue, so why did the dumb guard kill Bai Xue? It's completely unreasonable.

I pulled the mirror out of my bosom, and although I was reluctant to talk to it, I still wanted to know the truth of the matter so that I could take action.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror! Come out to Lao Tzu! "I rubbed wildly at the magic mirror.

"Hey, why are you purple? I just finished rubbing, and now I'm rubbing again! "Damn, this Taiwanese accent.

"I ask you, why did the dumb guards kill Bai Xue! Did Helen tell him to do it? I asked.

"I'll tell you the roar, the thing is the roar of sauce purple. The mute guard was a loyal follower of the Queen. However, according to the old king, well, it is the agreement between the dead king and the queen's family, as long as Bai Xue reaches the age of eighteen, the country will be in her hands. "The big mouth of the magic mirror is endless.

It turns out that this guard who let Bai Xue go in the original book is the ultimate villain!

In fact, to put it simply, it is one sentence: terrible brain-remnant powder!

There are many terrible creatures on Earth, and among them, Brain-Remnant Powder is the best. This creature is crazy obsessed with its own idols.,Anyway, as long as anyone says bad things about idols.,They will immediately transform into beautiful girls.,One by one, they all become Ultraman.,Anyway, it's going to kill the little monster.。 And the easiest thing to discredit idols is actually the so-called brain-remnant fans.

A large part of the reason why many people turn black to some artists and passers-by is that they don't like brain-dead fans.

Unfortunately, I met the first brain-crippled fan of the fairy tale world, the mute guard.

This guy obviously didn't want the queen to lose control of the country, so he did this kind of thing on his own initiative, which is simply sick!

There are always such people in the world, who will think about the "big" when they encounter a little thing, such as a piece of news: A 14-year-old boy scored 670 points in the college entrance examination, is this a resounding slap in the face to exam-oriented education?

Fuck your sister, this is obviously a slap in the face!

Lao Tzu forgot about the college entrance examination at the beginning, so I won't talk about it.

The above example is used to prove that some people tend to think too much and think about some things too strictly. This is a very scary thing, so I am ready to wait for the dumb guards to cut the chickens, as the saying goes: the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry. Queen Helen hasn't moved this thought for the time being, you are a guard in a hurry, you must be castrated.

The white horse is galloping, I don't know why, I can't help but want to sing: "Let us be the chic and chic of the red dust as a companion, and share the prosperity of the world with the galloping horses!" ”

"Hey, what song is so brilliant and atmospheric?" Xiao Hei worked hard for more than ten minutes, and finally climbed from the horse's tail to the horse's buttocks.

I picked it up and put it in front of me and clamped it between my hands, saying, "That dumb guard is a master, I'm not sure if I can beat it, don't drop the chain for me at the critical moment!" ”

Xiao Hei looked at my sturdy arms, smiled shyly, and said, "Okay, meow~"

Perimeter of the forest.

"Don't come here!" Bai Xue looked at the dumb guards who were getting closer and closer, and she was a little nervous.

"Fang Lin! Why haven't you come yet! You scoundrel! You're not a good person! ”

The mute guard bowed slightly to Bai Xue, and after making a big salute, a large rough hand reached out to Bai Xue's face, ready to pinch her small mouth.

Bang ——。

The dumb guard's hand hurt, and he quickly turned around, only to see an orange-red brick on the ground

"Hey, who's that! Don't touch my snow with your dirty hands. I rolled over and dismounted, and Blackie was lying on my shoulder, and all of a sudden, I felt like I had become Ash, with a Pikachu on my shoulder

It's just a little black, how can you be so black? When you first created your game character, did you want to choose a black-haired person, and then click on all of them with a shake of your hand?

I was relieved to see that the snow was safe and sound, but soon, my whole body began to tense. Because I threw the bricks out, I had no weapons in my hands, and now I was blind, because the guards had drawn their long knives.

"Go ahead! Pikachu! "I grabbed Blackie's tail and threw it at the guard.

"Meow! I'm going to die, I'm going to die! "Little Black opened his teeth and claws, and I was relieved to see its rapid movements.

I've read a lot of fantasy novels, and there is a measure of whether the mages in them are powerful or not, that is, the length of time they chant spells, and the protagonists of general novels are instantaneous magic, cliché and. Instead of chanting incantations, the wizards of this world make gestures. Xiao Hei's hand speed is fast, and he feels that he should be worthy of being the third wizard in the world.

I waited quietly, vaguely expecting what kind of earth-shattering witchcraft it would be?

Then it was kicked away by the guard.

"My day! Pikachu! What about the 100,000 volts that were promised? I yelled.

"Uncle Shi, wizards can't fight in close quarters, meow, meow, my head is so dizzy," Xiao Hei finished speaking, and his head tilted and he dizzy.

Damn, it must be pretended! This thing is so durable on weekdays, how can it be kicked and stunned!

What is the sentence in "Mulan Poem"? Sharpen the knife Huo Huo to his father? No matter, anyway, now the dumb guard grinds his fists, shakes the long knife in his hand slightly, and rushes towards me!

Terrible brain-remnant powder!

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