Somewhat angry, I reached out and tugged at the fat man's left hand, trying to pull him back a little bit, so that I could close the window that was pouring air in.

When I wiped it, the fat man's left hand was as cold as a dead man.

At this time, the fat man with his head drooping turned his eyes upwards and stared at me, his face was blue and purple, and he smiled gloomily: "Little boy, my old bones can't stand your toss like this, hehehehe......"

I was shocked and retreated, momentarily at a loss. my uncle, I can clearly smell a familiar smell on the fat man: a strong smell of rotting corpses. The smell is so strong that you will think of the crematorium when you smell it.

Ah, I can't help but scream, Malegoby's, it can't be so coincidental, is it, is it true that we are still alive on the night of the soul, and we also have the flesh of a fat man?

In my fright, I was left with one sentence left in my head: the Mona Lisa laughed because she saw me crying, not only crying, I was about to pump me!

Originally, it was like picking up Uncle Li as a guest, and then reminiscing about the past, commenting on the present, and looking forward to the future, but who would have wanted to invite Qi (qie, three sounds) did not come, and a bully came to take a bow and eat white food.

Grandma's legs, what should I do? Turn around and run, it's too unrighteous, the fat man must be a dead end; turned around and ran, and then asked Tian Qizhong to move the rescuers, it is estimated that when we come back, the fat man will also be exhausted in braids; Take advantage of the existing conditions and fight with this old woman who hides her head and tail, first, I don't know how to fight, and I don't have the capital to fight; Second, the female ghost may have ruined me and the fat man on a whim.

Just as my monkey was eating mustard and numb paws, the fat man shook and walked towards the offering table with tributes and incense candles. According to the old saying, the fat man and I had sprinkled a thin layer of ash in front of the offering table, and it was said that if Uncle Li returned, he would leave footprints on it.

Now, the fat man was shaking his big fat and oily ass and walking in an extremely strange position, as if he was playing with two people and three legs. Moreover, with the fat man's weight of nearly 180 pounds, he didn't leave any footprints on the ashes!

At this time, the fluorescent tube that had been turned off by us suddenly turned on, and then, there were lightning bolts twisted and entwined like silver snakes outside the window, and by the light of the lightning flickering, I suddenly saw that an old lady wearing a black cotton jacket and black cotton pants was lying on the fat man's back, strictly speaking, the old lady's upper body was lying on the fat man's back, and its lower body was along the fat man's waist, and the fat man's body had become one.

When I was so frightened that I lost my voice for a moment, the old lady turned her head suddenly, and her pale face was full of scars, and maggots kept coming out of her mouth. After staring at me viciously for a while, the old lady suddenly reached out and pulled out her eyes, and threw them at me, and I ducked, and fell to the ground at once, and happened to fall near the casserole eggs, and when I looked up, I was shocked to see that the boiled white eggs were all split from the middle like pomegranates, revealing a mass of small black eyes, and stared at me together.

I spit out a mouthful of sour water, it's so disgusting!

Nowadays, people always feel that they live a very dull life, and when they have nothing to do, they like to watch a ghost movie or a disaster movie. However, they don't know that in fact, many things are like watching a movie, the people who watch it are very cool, and the people who do it may not.

For example, I am at this moment.

The old woman viciously gouged out her eyeballs and threw them at me, but I was scared out, people panicked, garlic was mixed under the soles of their feet, and they lay on the ground, or they were unlucky and farted can cause stomach perforation, I fell on my head, impartially, and fell near the casserole eggs, and a group of eggs suddenly stared at me with a dense ball of small eyes like fish roe.

Fortunately, Uncle Li and I didn't do it, and I also caught two ghosts, although it was the same opponent, but what level is Xiaozhen's mother and son, exercise people. So, despite the haste of the incident, I reacted quite quickly, and instinctively rolled over and crawled to the corner of the wall near the door, and pressed my back against the wall. I learned this when I was training at the police academy so that I could effectively avoid being attacked when facing the enemy head-on.

I tensed as if I had a bow, and stared at the old female ghost nervously, for fear that she would suddenly float over and bite my throat. Let's talk about the old female ghost, after she pulled out her eyeballs, there were two more black holes on the scarred and ruined ghost face like a checkers board, and there were two more black holes that were dripping pus straight out, which is really fucking unbearable, it's too fucking fucking, why does this ghost like to come out to meet people with this hanging look, scary and addictive or have commissions, you don't seem to have any ratings and other assessment indicators, I'll go.

However, the old female ghost didn't seem to reassure me too much, and after staring at me with the two black holes for a while, seeing that I had no intention of attacking, she slowly turned her head, stretched out two black-claws that looked like charred black claws from the sleeves of her black cotton jacket, and covered the fat man's eyebrows, and then saw the fat man walk to the offering table with heavy steps, and began to chew the sandalwood and white candles on the table with heavy gulps. At this moment, the old female ghost was lying on the fat man's back, as if she was smoking second-hand smoke, and the grimace that made people vomit out all the pimple soup they ate the year before showed a very useful expression.

Damn, the old female ghost won't be a roundworm, look at that meaning, it seems that after those incense candles are chewed by the fat man, the old female ghost can enjoy it, what kind of tune is this.

I was worried about whether the fat man would have dry stools after swallowing so many incense candles, Leng Ding found that there seemed to be someone peeping at me on the left and right, I was excited, turned my head to look, oh I fuck, the two eyeballs that the old female ghost threw at me climbed onto the shoulders on both sides of me at some point, and I was staring at the two eyeballs that were full of blood, blood vessels, and blue and yellow pus, looking at me with "interest".

I screamed in horror and shook my whole body, and the posture was probably a fight with the horseback dance of the world-famous Uncle Goryeo stick, and I finally got rid of those two ghost things. I also deserved to memorize the words, after getting rid of the entanglement of the two eyeballs, I subconsciously rubbed the wall and moved back, I felt a crisp sound under the soles of my feet, as if the balloon was bursting, I looked down, this guy disgusted me: I was blind, I actually crushed the two eyeballs, the soles of the shoes were full of yellow, green liquid, and I pulled out the silk when I lifted my feet.

Before I could react from this sudden incident, I heard the fat man turn his head suddenly, staring at me with a pair of small eyes full of white eyes, and let out an angry roar, accompanied by a roar, and the chewed sandalwood and candle crumbs in his mouth fell to the ground. And the female ghost on his back was even more angry, with a pair of ghost claws dancing wildly, like a dancing god.

I secretly screamed that it was not good, the fat man had been possessed by the old female ghost, even if I didn't have a brain teaser, I could guess that the old female ghost would definitely use the fat man's body to attack me. Sure enough, I saw the fat man rushing towards me like a blind bear preying on prey, and the old female ghost poked a pair of black ghost claws straight into my eyes.

It all happened in a matter of seconds, and I didn't have time to think about it, because when I was at the police academy, the instructor warned us that in hand-to-hand combat, if your opponent weighs better than you, you must not be caught by him in a certain part of your body, otherwise you will be at a disadvantage if you are entangled together. So, watching the fat man rush straight over like a pickup, I slid sideways, went around the fat man's center point, and then punched a right hook to the left temple of the female ghost behind him.

To be honest, to say that I wasn't scared at the time was pure. You think, on the night of a month of dark wind, lightning and thunder, a female ghost appeared in Leng Ding, and she was ready to kill you, unless it was brain-dead, there was no one who was not afraid. However, fear is fear, but I instinctively didn't want to hurt the fat man, so the punch greeted the female ghost.

But I forgot, ghosts are ethereal things, and my fist is not a vajra, a wand, or a meatball with a head and a brain, so what's the matter?

The fist hit the female ghost, but it felt like a ball of jelly. And at this moment, a pair of bear paws of the fat man had already choked my neck, pinching my little face red, and my throat and eyes were pouring straight air, just like a hen that had hemorrhoids and was about to lay eggs.

By this time, the old woman's head was only a stone's throw away from me, and by the lightning I could see its face perfectly, though I really wished it was just a mask: wet, soil-stained hair scattered on both sides of her face, two black hole-like eyes with blood clots in front of the flesh, pus dripping down her face, and her purple lips turned outward, revealing a sharp, black, broken tooth. And, even more excessively, it's still smiling at me!

you American uncle, you're sexual harassment!

What's worse is that its fire-burned, sulfuric acid soaked ghost claws have reached my face and begun to caress me. Damn, there is really no reason in this world, when I hit it just now, it felt like a semi-liquid substance, but now it touched me, and I really felt the roughness of its ghost claws, that feeling, like being rubbed by the bark of a tree.

Fatty, you're really not a social person, buddy is about to be pinched by you tonight, why the are you still stepping on the gas?

The fat man was lost in his mind, and the more his hands pinched harder, I was obviously a little confused, and at this time, two eggs full of small eyeballs popped out of the black eye frame of the female ghost, and spoke: "Little boy, come, let grandma drink your brain, it must be delicious, ho ho ho ......"