Chapter 015: Unexpected Weirdness (Collection ★ Recommendation)

Everyone stared at this sudden old man with a look of surprise.

I saw that he was holding a dragon head cane with one hand, his face was as white as paper, and he was flat, except for the pair of eyebrows that were particularly thick and lush, and the rest of his face looked very immature. If you hadn't worn the rich man's round-neck suit full of the word "longevity", as well as the momentum of the self-explanatory old dragon clock, everyone present would have mistakenly thought: This uninvited guy must be a beautiful boy who has just reached the weak crown period. The old man's body floated as if he was not walking, but floating on the ground, and moved lightly in front of Sun Shengan. This lazy fairy skeleton and the dragon's eye are buried together in the tomb is originally very weird, and with such a person, not a ghost, an old guy is even more weird.

I saw that the old man raised the dragon's head crutch with one hand and pointed at Sun Sheng'an, and said with a smile: "You have eaten the things in Song Turtle San's hands to the stomach, very good, very good, I will take you to the bones of the lazy fairy!" As he spoke, he grabbed Sun Shengan with one hand.

Bao Houdao's face is green! The eyes are round! The fist is hard!

This old man is no one else.

It was Jiang Laocai.

Bao Houdao originally felt: Jiang Laocai just has two stinky money, fake benevolence and false righteousness, damn it, just an old bastard who spends a lot of money!

At best, he couldn't spend enough money, and he made friends with Zhao Zhenren, who knew how to use illusions to confuse Lord Yama into loving money, and played a trick of "little golden man borrowing longevity". When the two brothers were in the Jiang family compound, they really hadn't seen him look like a stranger who was not a human or a ghost, and Bao Houdao couldn't help but guess: "Isn't this Jiang Laocai sent here by Zhao Zhenren to make it bad, hey, Jiang Laocai, this old boy, is bad, but if he really wants his life, he doesn't dare to be sloppy at all!" ”

At the beginning, I thought that if I encountered any danger when I entered this lazy fairy tomb, I was looking forward to a ghost and a strange man like Master Zhong Kui and a ten-year-old boy with three pupils.

I didn't expect Jiang Laocai to come to such a thing!

How many cases?

If Bao Houdao bumped into Jiang Laocai on the street, he slapped him in the face a few times.

There is absolutely no psychological shadow or baggage.

Can be in this lazy fairy tomb.

Bao Houdao didn't dare to mess around at all, this Jiang Laocai's sudden appearance was not as simple as Bao Houdao thought, and all the hard fists were caught into sweat.

Jiang Laocai held Sun Shengan's chin with one hand, and Sun Shengan's body rose lightly off the ground. Although Bao Houdao put on a lama robe, and the left side of his face was beaten by the black and white impermanence mourning stick, Jiang Laocai didn't recognize him, and he didn't talk to him because he controlled the situation as soon as he appeared, and he didn't need to talk to Bao Houdao, a descendant who was digging graves. Jiang Laocai held Sun Sheng'an, stared at Bao Houdao, and said with a dark smile: "I didn't expect you to be a monk without dying, very good, very good!" Help me bring three wood life walking immortals, very good, very good! ”

Sun Shengan was completely powerless to parry.

Like a puppet.

Just now, he quickly grabbed the "golden finger".

At this moment, he became the third grandson who was pinched and played with in his hands.

I have to say - you deserve it!

Bao Houdao stared at Jiang Laocai on the one hand, and leaned backwards towards Du Tianzhou and the others, the closer he got to this Jiang Laocai, the more he felt cautious, Bao Houdao pondered: "Sun Shengan just said that there are two groups of people coming tonight, and the other group should be this Jiang Laocai!" Damn, tonight's deal is a loss, and the praying mantis catches the old wealth of the cicada River. Mother's legs, this Jiang Laocai is so weird, alas, judging from this sign, it is a little unlikely that Lao Tzu wants to screw his head off as a night pot! "It's useless to be in a hurry.

Bao Houdao even began to think that this revenge will not be revenge for his mother, Lao Tzu can't beat it, he can always hide, this night pot Lao Tzu doesn't need it for the time being!

It's too late.

Jiang Laocai took the dragon head crutch and pointed it on the seal hall of Song Turtle's three corpses.

The Song turtle withered in three moments.

Jiang Laocai's leading crutch pushed back slightly.

Song Turtle San's withered body immediately leaned against the tomb wall, revealing a palm-sized mechanism under his feet.

Jiang Laocai turned around and pointed at Bao Houdao, and said in a shrill voice: "You, come here, give it to the master and I will turn it away!" Bao Houdao originally planned to take advantage of Jiang Laocai's inattention to pull up Du Tianzhou and the others, how far and how far to run. That material, this Jiang Laocai was eyeing him again, Bao Houdao was no longer angry, and when he saw the enemy, he also had hatred in his eyes, and he didn't take a step forward. This time is not the time when he is in the Jiang family's compound, Jiang Laocai is what he says, and he obeys his orders. Jiang Laocai saw that Bao Houdao did not obey his words, and immediately said with a straight face: "What, Bao Houdao, when you become a monk, you think that you are extraordinary, master, am I not good at speaking?" Bao said kindly: "What a fart!" Jiang Laocai suddenly pointed at Bao Houdaokong with his dragon head crutches, and Bao Houdao's feet slid forward as if they were oiled. Song Ergou didn't know the danger and stretched out his hand to pull, and was directly dragged away, and the dog lay on the ground like eating and ate a face of soil. I heard Jiang Laocai say again: "Bao Houdao, do you think that if you leave the Jiang family's compound, it will not be under my control?" Master, I let you face east, but you are not qualified to go west! ”

Bao Houdao's consciousness still exists, but his body doesn't listen to his own command.

I don't know what kind of evil art this old Jiang Cai's envoy has.

Bao Houdao was driven, and obediently bent down and reached out to twist the machine message on the ground.

Just touched the trap.

Song Turtle, who was leaning on the tomb wall, jumped up, shook his shoulders and shook his arms like a seizure.

Bao Houdao said to himself in his heart: "Damn, Jiang Laocai, oh, no, Jiang Killcai, what kind of bullshit spell did you old bastard cast to control Lao Tzu?" Turtle three, turtle three, hurry up and beat this old bastard to death! Bao Ye I, oh, no, Xiao Bao, I come to Yaomiao Mountain every year to burn incense and paper for you, day and night to pray for the third grandfather of the turtle, you are a big official like Zhong Kui in the underworld, the sky is not spiritual, the earth is spiritual, the earth is not spiritual, I am spiritual, I ......am spiritual! Song Ergou was pulled and crawled to eat, stood up and rushed up, he was going to beat this person who was not human, ghost and ghost, and the old killer did not recognize it, Du Tianzhou stopped again and again: "Song Ye, Bao Ye, he is not in danger for the time being, let's take a look first, this should be an ear tomb, and the real lazy fairy tomb is under the mechanism." This place needs someone with a wooden life to open it, don't worry, we can't die! "This lazy immortal tomb needs four wooden people to open, and if you want to leave, you also need four wooden people, and only Bao Houdao, the eighteenth generation of wooden people, can approach the skeleton of the lazy immortal.

There was a boom.

A dragon-patterned tunnel cracked in the ground.

That's when it happened.

Song Turtle's body swung three times, and his arms suddenly grew hugely, and his fingers were barely five inches long.

There's no need to pick a target at all.

Directly towards Jiang Laocai, he grabbed his ears and ears.

I don't know if this Jiang Laocai didn't prevent Song Turtle San, or deliberately underestimated the enemy and didn't dodge, or Bao Houdao's prayer worked in the dark, and Leng was really caught hard. Song Turtle's claws were so sharp after the three mutations, even if the head made of steel was under his sharp claws, I was afraid that there would be a few more notches. This pair of hands full of armor came head-on, left and right, and Jiang Laocai's head was knocked to the ground and rolled twice, leaving only his body on the dragon's head crutches. Du Tianzhou was shocked, and Jiang Laocai's head fell to the ground and immediately turned into a copper head and sank into the soil. After another glance, a new head grew on Jiang Laocai's head, and as soon as his eyes opened, Song Lingsan's second grasp arrived. Jiang Laocai held Sun Shengan with one hand, and the dragon's head crutches flicked Song Turtle San's sharp claws like a bow and a drum, and Song Turtle San leaned forward to reveal a mouth full of red teeth and bit Jiang Laocai's head. Jiang Laocai's figure floated, and Song Turtle bit Sun Sheng'an's head impartially.

Biting down half of the head.

The red blood dripped straight to Bao Houdao's head.

Song Turtle's sudden mutation seemed to prevent Jiang Laocai from entering the lazy immortal tomb.

Jiang Laocai is weird and cunning.

That's not all.

I saw Jiang Laocai open his mouth and a mouthful of teeth spurted out with air, and with a bang, it was attached to the back of the copper man. Du Tianzhou dodged again and again, only to see that the tooth bite off four printed Sanskrit characters on the back of the bronze man. As soon as it was bitten, the printed Sanskrit text flew towards Song Turtle San, and nailed Song Turtle San's two long arms and legs to the tomb wall, only the other head was still leaning forward. Du Tianzhou preliminarily determined that Jiang Laocai, who was not a human and a ghost, was one of the Tongdao people, and escaped from the cemetery with the immortal spirit of "Golden Finger", so Zhao Zhenren definitely didn't.

There is one less place for the Bronze Dao Man.

The chain was attached to two feet that had been severed from their ankles.

Jiang Laocai wears shoes.

Du Tianzhou felt that he had no feet, and the shoes were filled with things.

Hua Qianyu saw that the patterns on the tomb wall had all changed, and the original painting was high above, and the cropper man holding a giant eye at the end of the auspicious clouds had become a bronze man. Those who knelt on the ground to worship became headed by the crop man, leading the civil and military officials to worship to the sky. Hua Qianyu said: "I'll go to his grandmother, no one can stop this old boy after this lazy fairy has taken off his flesh and soared, this time it's over, and he has to be left here." However, before dying, you can see the real 'immortals', alas, death is also blind! "In the past, I used to deal with dead people and zombies, but this time I opened my eyes, and I was not much closer to death.

Or rather, it's confusing.

There are some things that are better not to know, and if you know it, you are not far from death.

Everything in the world is not, don't get to the bottom of what you shouldn't know.

Sun Shengan was bitten on the head.

Die straight away!

I didn't see him swallow that section of the "Golden Finger" to change into a fairy or something, it is estimated that he hasn't caught up yet, or he was calculated by that Zhao Zhenren.

Jiang Laocai stretched out his hand from Sun Sheng'an's bitten head, directly inserted his hand into his stomach, and bloodily took out the "golden finger" and grabbed it in his hand. That section of the "golden finger" on Jiang Laocai's bloody hands immediately became red and shining. Jiang Laocai's face immediately turned from white to red, and he pointed at Du Tianzhou, Song Ergou, and Hua Qianyu and said sharply: "You three, carry this lifeless goods below, haha!" I'm happy, sir, and your benefits are indispensable! The three of them were stunned, and then listened to Jiang Laocai's yin and yang weird shouting: "Why, don't eat the toast, eat and punish the wine!" Du Tianzhou saw that the signs were wrong, and hurriedly said: "Hua Ye, Song Ye, move!" He took the lead and walked forward, pulling the two of them to suppress the mosquito-like voice and said: "Beware, this old boy is not human, he is very yin, you have to find a way to save your life!" ”

The bone tomb of the lazy fairy.

Littered with remains, each skeleton holding a strange eyeball.

It's all one look.

No one can tell how this lazy fairy was buried at that time, and where did so many bones and dragon's eyes come from.

The whole tomb looks luxurious but extremely simple, which is very in line with the image of the gods not greedy for things outside the mortal body, that is, there is no burial, and there are no gold, silver and bronze utensils. I don't even have a coffin, I don't know how Emperor Yang of Sui did it for the lazy immortals, it was so shabby at first glance? It's just the remains of the same strange eyeballs, each dragon eye is the size of two big watermelons, all of them are exactly the same, and I don't know which one is the real lazy fairy tomb and the dragon eye. It may also be that this lazy immortal is worried that future generations will come to steal the remains he left in the world, and deliberately change so much to confuse the real with the false.

Jiang Laocai handed over the "Golden Finger" to Bao Houdao and said, "You, go and see which one is the remains of the lazy fairy?" ”

Bao Houdao's eyes were wooden, and he walked forward.

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