Chapter 016 I can't repay the wish of the mountain god, I want to leave, no way!
[I'm sorry, I may have made a mistake in my hurry yesterday, I'm sorry everyone! ] 】
This pile of bones.
If not a thousand, there are eight hundred.
I want to find out which of the similarly shaped remains is the lazy fairy.
It's not your average difficulty!
At first, Bao Houdao was just controlled by Jiang Laocai's spell, and at this moment he didn't even have his own consciousness, he stared stupidly, stupidly, he really looked like a marionette at the mercy of others. Jiang Laocai gave an order, and Bao Houdao walked towards the remains with the "golden finger", pointing at each body one by one. Why point bones? It is said that the eighteenth Mu Ming people touched the remains of the lazy fairy with the "golden finger", and immediately became a real finger, and it was also the only way to find the remains of the lazy fairy. Du Tianzhou, Song Ergou, and Hua Qianyu didn't know what Jiang Laocai was doing when they assigned them to carry Sun Sheng'an's corpse, just throw it outside, why spend this unjust effort. Could it be that seeing the three of them idle, they have to assign something to do?
The world is strange and strange.
There are really not a few tombs in temples like lazy immortals.
Very few are really known, and many strange things and anecdotes have long been drowned in the long river of history.
And who.
I can't finish the strange things like Bao Kind!
Song Ergou pointed to Sun Sheng'an's corpse and scolded gloatingly: "Lack of virtue, if you don't have such a lack of virtue, maybe you don't have to die so soon!" Stomped on the ground, Song Ergou said meaningfully: "Hmph, what did Lao Tzu say, what did Lao Tzu say, who the fuck doesn't know what to do, lacking great virtue, Lei Gong, who is standing on the head of Gao Tianyun, will fuck whoever is fucking to death first!" This kind of meaning of referring to Sang and scolding Huai Hua Qianyu immediately understood, the situation in front of his eyes, it was impossible to play hard with Jiang Laocai, cucumber against hammer, it was not material at all, Hua Qianyu immediately opened his mouth to cooperate with Song Ergou: "Well, what Song Ye said is not bad at all, as the saying goes, you can still live if you do evil in the sky, but you can't live if you do evil in yourself, Hua Ye, I didn't believe in this reason, but now I believe in death, Song Ye, let's keep our eyes open and wait for retribution!" ”
Du Tianzhou was silent.
I don't have the time to take advantage of this mouth.
I saw that Bao Houdao's face changed color every time he tried a corpse, and he tried it three or five times, and the ups and downs changed seven or eight times.
From red to white, from white to red.
Jiang Laocai has changed his slow and leisurely normal behavior since he came down to the main tomb.
While urging Bao Houdao to be quick with his hands and feet, he used a dragon's head cane to dip Sun Shengan's blood into the ground to draw talismans.
Just finished drawing a talisman.
I heard two sizzling sounds, and then I saw the thigh-thick golden-crowned monster snake emerge from the ground. Jiang Laocai had already prepared this time, not as lightly as when he was attacked by the three mutations of Song Turtle in the ear tomb, and in an instant, he waved his dragon head crutch at the sound of the strange sound. is facing the rushing strange snake head of the golden crown, this staff and snake touch the right, like the sound of a cooked copper rod striking a gong. The golden-crowned monster snake fell to the ground with the aftermath, although it was very fierce and ruthless, it was not Jiang Laocai's opponent at all. The golden-crowned monster snake fell to the ground and winded around twice, and then rushed towards Jiang Laocai, that situation, that situation, it seemed that Jiang Laocai would not give up if he swallowed Jiang Laocai's stomach, and the second attack was hit by Jiang Laocai on the golden crown. The golden-crowned monster snake was no longer aggressive, but it didn't dare to attack rashly, and raised its head to confront Jiang Laocai from afar.
The snake tail suddenly swept under Jiang Laocai's legs.
didn't wait to sweep in front of Jiang Laocai's legs, and changed his momentum in mid-air to a snakehead attack, biting Jiang Laocai's shoulder.
Du Tianzhou secretly thought: "Eat that old boy quickly!" ”
Things do not turn out the way you want.
Jiang Laocai seemed to be very clear about the tricks of this golden-crowned monster snake, no matter how it attacked, it was always hit on the golden crown in the head, and the golden crown had to be broken in three or five eighty-seven times.
That strange snake was not Jiang Laocai's opponent at all.
Three-five-eighty-seven rounds down.
The strange snake lay on the ground and was out of breath.
Jiang Lao Cai is proud.
Suddenly, a huge ball was thrown head-on from the group of corpses towards Jiang Laocai with a swift wind. Jiang Laocai came to pick it up with both hands, only to hear a poof, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of Jiang Laocai's mouth. Du Tianzhou could see clearly, where was the blood spitting on the ground, it was clearly a mouthful of brass juice. With a click, a white skeleton stood up, and at the same time, all the bones of the giant eyes in the tomb disappeared. Bao Houdao got rid of his restraint under Jiang Laocai's sudden attack, and woke up with a thrill, but before he could figure out what was going on, he saw that the giant eye that hit Jiang Laocai turned into a giant tripod full of patina, which was erected in the place where Jiang Laocai had just drawn the talisman.
Jiang Laocai's face suddenly became ugly, the old man!
The clothes slowly turned to dust.
The body turns into copper.
Jiang Laocai hissed hard and said, "Impossible, impossible!" You have taken off your flesh and bones, and you will never be able to subdue me without the presence of the golden body! Old man, I have been practicing for nearly a thousand years, and I will never be able to deal with your white bones, I have borrowed tens of thousands of people's lives, and I will never be easily surrendered by you! I heard a majestic voice wafting through the tomb saying, "Yes, yes! Once the matter of cultivating gods and immortals spreads all over the world, it is absolutely impossible to stay in the world anymore! Immortals, I left a 'golden finger' to repay my biological parents, but I didn't want to be stolen by thieves. The thief Eighteenth Burning Wood's life, Jin Kemu, couldn't bear such a big blessing. Of course, I have to take back the 'Golden Finger' with the bones and cultivate into a supreme golden body! You are just a bronze figurine in the tomb that has been dyed with Taoism and cultivated into a human form. ”
Du Tianzhou couldn't help but bow down.
Bao Houdao stared at the white bones, but he never came back to his senses.
Suddenly, Jiang Laocai snorted, and said in a strange way: "I thought it was a lazy fairy, but it turned out to be Brother Zhao, why do you and I need to speak with the help of phantom voices, why don't you show up to see me?" ”
With a strange laugh, the skeleton turned into a human being.
It was Zhao Zhenren.
Bao Houdao was stunned at the time, and said secretly: "Damn, fortunately Lao Tzu is shrewd enough not to worship you, a bastard, otherwise he will bow to you a few times like Du Ye, my brother Bao really can't figure out how to scold Lao Tzu!" In fact, Bao Xingjia couldn't scold him, even if he could see it in the underworld, he couldn't recognize Bao Houdao, and he had already drunk Meng Po soup and waited to go to Yangzhou. Du Tianzhou saw that the skeleton had changed into a person who worshipped more diligently, and persuaded Bao Houdao, Song Ergou, and Hua Qianyu to worship together, and Bao Houdao walked over to Du Tianzhou and told Du Tianzhou what happened in the Jiang family compound.
"Is Brother Zhao a lazy fairy?" Jiang Laocai's body turned copper, and he still spoke neatly.
"It's not!"
"Why are you here? Who are you? ”
"Brother Jiang, please forgive me for hiding it from you, my real surname is Song, my name is Yuanliang, and I am nicknamed Turtle Three!"
"It's you!" All of them are the same.
It turned out that Zhao Zhenren was the third Song turtle back then, and the person who deceived the corpse in the ear tomb was just a substitute ghost found by Zhao Zhenren. Back then, Song Turtle San was so lazy that he couldn't go on, so he stole things and stole to the more and more solid lazy fairy parents' house, and he wanted to make some gold and silver treasures. I accidentally found that the parents of the lazy fairy took a finger bone and pointed it on the stone in the courtyard, and the stone turned into a gold ingot weighing ten taels. The temptation of this kind of treasure turned into gold was too great for him, and finally when he got off the phone, he stole it out while the parents of the lazy fairy were not paying attention. I wanted to find a stone to try if it didn't work, but the stone didn't turn into gold, but it turned into a golden-crowned monster snake, and I wrapped up Song Turtle San and dragged it to Longyan Temple.
All the way to the skin and flesh.
When Song Turtle San was forcibly dragged into the Yongdao by the golden-crowned monster snake.
In a panic, he caught a bronze man.
Hold on to it as if it had touched a life-saving straw.
The "gold finger" held by Song Turtle San was originally a shape-shifting treasure, and it could gather the gold veins within a radius of hundreds of miles on the stone and turn it into gold.
Said the urine person who understands the golden vein.
All the gold on the earth is mined, and each person can own at least two tons.
Song Turtle San held the "Golden Finger" in his hand and immediately became very powerful when he touched the bronze Dao man, although the power of the golden-crowned monster snake was not covered, and he forcibly broke Song Turtle San holding the bronze Dao man from the ankle. Song Turtle San was changed by this "gold finger" and the copper Dao man, and the copper Dao man became a person who regarded wealth as his life, but Song Turtle San turned into a bronze man in the tomb, deeply feeling the Da Luo breath in the tomb of the lazy fairy, and devoted himself to the Tao. When the golden-crowned snake saw that he had changed his mind and did not eat him when he entered the tomb, he hid on the spot and turned into stone.
The clouds rise and fall like a snap of a finger.
Decades, centuries have passed.
Song Turtle San realized a lot of things in the lazy immortal tomb.
I gradually found that if I wanted to achieve positive results like a lazy fairy, I had to get back the humanity that was transferred to the bronze Dao people back then.
The bronze man had already escaped from the tomb.
Song Turtle San walked out of the tomb of the lazy fairy in the Southern Song Dynasty, thinking that since the lazy fairy took off the flesh and bones and flew up, he was the first person in the world. Everything in the world belongs to the emperor, the emperor did not transcend life and death, Song Turtle Sande thought that he had already been above the emperor, so he simply changed his surname to Zhao. Living alone in Fajiu Mountain, where Peng Zhenren lived back then, he made friends with rich and wealthy people, and secretly looked for the copper people of the year. Tongdao people are exchanged for nature by "gold fingers", and they are very life-sparing and greedy for money. After several dynasties, the rich men who Zhao Zhenren befriended died one after another, until they met Jiang Laocai.
Jiang Laocai is different.
Every time I talk to Zhao Zhenren sincerely, I will give him a lot of money.
Zhao Zhenren saw that the gold and silver sent by Jiang Laocai were all made of bricks and stones, and he was sure that Jiang Laocai was the bronze Taoist of the year.
He said that he had a way to increase the longevity of others.
After the Tongdao people turned into Jiang Laocai, they would age once every sixty years.
Originally, he would have turned into a catastrophe himself.
Unexpectedly, on that day, there was a phenomenon of the five decays of heaven and man, and no matter what, he couldn't survive this catastrophe, so he sent his descendants to Fajiu Mountain to invite Zhao Zhenren.
Jiang Lao's financial report has eight characters on his birthday.
Zhao Zhenren is sure that it is correct, because the eight-character book written by Jiang Laocai is Song Turtle San. Zhao Zhenren really didn't fool him at that time, he wanted to lure him to this lazy immortal tomb for refining. Since then, there has been a matter of Bao Houdao and the two brothers pretending to be black and white. Zhao Zhenren knew that if Jiang Laocai wanted to enjoy wealth forever, he had to return to the lazy immortal tomb and find the golden finger at that node. Zhao Zhenren was in a hurry, and deliberately let off the wind in the world among the immortals, saying that it took four people with wooden lives to open this tomb, and specially tricked Sun Shengan to come here and wait, he stayed in the tomb and waited for Jiang Laocai to appear.
Qiaoqiao, Bao Houdao and others rushed in.
Jiang Laocai has lived hundreds of lifetimes.
More shrewd than ghosts.
Even if Zhao Zhenren didn't trick him into coming to this lazy immortal tomb, he would personally come to this tomb to find that "golden finger"!
The experience of the five decays of heaven and man before borrowing life is not something that anyone can bear.
Jiang Laocai pointed to Juding, and said in a strange manner: "Brother Zhao, I didn't expect that you and I have been friends for decades, and I didn't expect that I would be an old man thousands of years ago. "Zhao Zhenren has long been prepared to think that Jiang Laocai's people's hearts will be re-turned into copper, merge into their own essence, and achieve refining the gods and returning to the void, and ascending the avenue. The two waited together for a thousand years, and they couldn't wait for a moment longer, and no one said a word more, and immediately scuffled together with a strong wind. The end is that neither of them has cultivated a positive result, if both of them have cultivated a positive fruit, just a little bit of anger, Bao Houdao and others will not be able to stand it.
The two of them threw themselves into the giant tripod together.
A fire burned in the place where the talismans were drawn.
Jiang Laocai and Zhao Zhen tore hard, both wanting to refine each other under this blazing fire.
Suddenly, a black shadow pierced in, and there was a big scalper-like rat in the tomb, red all over, and spat fire directly at the giant ding where the two were fighting. Zhao Zhenren and Jiang Laocai suddenly felt that the signs were wrong, and they jumped out together. I saw that the giant rat didn't let them escape at all, lying there to spit fire on that side, and I saw that the two of them were both pulping. As soon as Du Tianzhou saw that this big monster still dared to stay, he picked up Bao Houdao and the others and ran out, just came out to steal the entrance of the cave, felt the shaking under his feet, and saw that the dilapidated Longyan Temple immediately collapsed.
Just out of the temple gate.
There was a boom behind him.
Longyan Temple fell in ruins.
Bao Houdao still wrote the "Golden Finger" in his hand, although he didn't know what happened to Jiang Laocai and Zhao Zhenren, the two big enemies, but this "Golden Finger" was really in his hands. That material, just after a few big steps, the trees and flowers on the mountain grabbed Bao Houdao together, and struggled to grab this "golden finger", Bao Houdao was so frightened that he had something in his hand, how could he let these flowers and plants, and scolded: "You wood-burning things want to be able to do this, you only eat, urine and fertilizer, and don't take gold to eat and drink." Let go, Lao Tzu will go back and send someone to apply 80 days of fertilizer to you, just let go! After this call, the trees and flowers were even more anxious!
When the four of them were fighting indiscriminately.
The giant rat swooped out of nowhere.
He glared at Bao Houdao and rushed over.
This group of trees and flowers is enough to be honest and busy, and the giant rat can take care of it, and is about to scold: "What are you doing, Lao Tzu didn't recruit you to provoke you, why should you go back and burn those two villains, and pounce on Lao Tzu?" Before Bao Houdao could open his mouth, he saw the giant rat swooping on him, biting a finger on his hand and running towards the end of the mountain. Du Tianzhou suddenly realized that he hurriedly knelt down, Bao Houdao covered his hands and snorted: "Du Ye, what are you doing?" That beast bit Lao Tzu, why do you worship it? Why, didn't our brother do it? Du Tianzhou pointed at Bao Houdao and scolded: "Kneel, this is the Earth Immortal Ancestor who saved us, Bao Houdao, don't you deny lifting, do you remember what you said before you went up the mountain?" "Bao Houdao is a person who can't remember what he says, and he can remember what he said. When Hua Qianyu heard this, he immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times in a row and said, "Bao Ye, before you go up the mountain, you said that if you can get the 'Golden Finger', you will give the Mountain God a finger!" ”
Bao Houdao almost went crazy.
The mountain god is too fucking serious!
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