Cold sweat, really cold sweat.

Ever since I was a child, except for when I was in elementary school, when I secretly grabbed the hair of the girl in the front row, she cried and pointed at me with a pencil sharpener knife and threatened to cut my chicken, and I have never met anyone who would point a knife at me.

However, this Snow White world's tallest man not only pointed a knife at me, he also ran after me! What a shame.

Later, from the cold-faced woman, I learned that this guard was a little mute, and at that time I laughed maliciously in my heart. Today, the murderer of the woman is here, but he didn't come out to deal with me!

He just looked at me quietly for a few moments, and then fucking ignored me?

I was very nervous at first, afraid of what a moth would happen, but after being ignored, I felt a little unbalanced in my heart, and I began to reflect, could it be that I am very cheap?

To my surprise, the guards soon looked at me, and then walked out, and apart from a few servants and other guards in the palace, there was only His Majesty the King

"What's the matter with the people below?" His Majesty the King leaned his right hand on the ornate chair, propped up his chin, and looked listless.

I poked Xiao Wu slightly and motioned for him to speak. Not to mention, Xiao Wu was not afraid of the field at all, and directly stepped forward and took out the scrolled map from behind him.

"I see, you're a painter!" His Majesty the King slapped his thigh, and suddenly became a little interested.

Me: ""

If it weren't for a fucking faint man, I'd be jumping off the castle right now!

But that's right, if this old guy is really a Mingjun, how can he not protect his daughter? He's the king, the real power! How does it look like Alzheimer's

"No, Your Majesty, it's a map!" Xiao Wu tried his best to make his voice steady, and it seemed that he was still a little nervous. Only the second brother with big nerves and the little seventh brother who is not afraid of heaven and earth don't care about each other.

"Maps? What's so nice about that! What kind of escort captain is that, isn't it? Step aside! What kind of people did you bring? His Majesty waved his hand impatiently, feeling a bit like chasing flies.

Faint! Absolutely faint! Won't the background setting of the adult version of the fairy tale world be a little too messy? I'm a little suspicious of such a king's intelligence. Did he jump out and be specifically responsible for being funny?

I dare to pack the ticket, he definitely doesn't have a brother or brother, if I were his brother, I would have rebelled a long time ago!

Xiao Wu sighed helplessly and gave me a helpless look. His plan is no problem, but unfortunately he didn't expect to encounter such a brain-dead king.

Just when we didn't know what to do, a majestic and cold voice sounded: "Slow! ”

My eyes widened as I saw the guard who had hunted me back! And behind the king, a curtain was lowered!

A bad premonition rose in my heart, faintly, and I even had some expectations!

Listening to this majestic and cold voice, His Majesty the King straightened his posture, and seemed to be a little afraid.

A woman, a woman with a slender body, walked out from behind the curtain, vaguely unable to see her appearance, hazy, but giving people a feeling of grace!

It's familiar, but I can't tell. Perhaps, it's because I've seen the cover of the adult version of the fairy tale book? The picture on the cover is the Queen of Poison!

There is no need to guess the identity of this woman, and the Orion who is responsible for killing Snow White must be her personal guard!

She's listening to politics with the curtain down!

Damn, it's all connected, no wonder this woman even dares to move the king's daughter!

In the fairy tale, the plot design is actually quite random, anyway, it is told to the bear children. But put it here, it definitely makes sense! The king is a fool - the queen is in control of the country, and then the king's daughter is unhappy, so what if she kills it?

Day! The fairy tale version of "The Legend of Wu Datou"?!

"What is the map?" The queen didn't say any more nonsense. Her words are very concise and powerful, but they give people an irresistible force, and there is really a little bit of royal spirit. No, when used on women, it should be said that it is a queen fan?

Xiao Wu took a deep breath, he now knows, it turns out that this stupid and missing king is just a decoration, and he didn't find the right master after making trouble for a long time.

"Dear Queen, this is a map of the forest at the back of the kingdom! We dedicate this picture to the Kingdom! Xiao Wu held the map high, and it really looked like an ancient treasure.

"Huh?" A faint nasal voice, but the sense of majesty is even worse, day, how can this woman feel so oppressive?

"Tell me, whatever you want, the kingdom will satisfy you." The queen spoke, and it was clear that the map had attracted her. But she is not like that faint king, her mood is invisible, and she hides it well.

Damn, I hit a hard bone.

"I have been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves do not stick to my body", I deeply understand that such a woman is not easy to fool!

Xiao Wu gave me a look, meaning to ask me: What do you want!

I almost forgot, I kept forgetting to tell them why I came to the palace. Not to mention, this group of dwarves is really righteous, and they are not afraid that I will trap them, you must know that the Great Celestial Empire is also rich in a creature called a pig-like teammate, and I want to masturbate when I was young

"Well, Queen, we don't seek fame and fortune. It is an honor to contribute to the Kingdom! "I made a sloppy eye, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, first show loyalty.

"Good." It's still a voice without any love, and I can't even see this woman's expression now, let alone guess her love.

The queen who is full of queens, and then think about Snow White, who was too stupid to do that night, I seem to understand, why Snow White was yin to death, fuck, such an IQ gap, if you don't die a hundred times, it is absolutely blind to God!

"I'm an artist! She enjoys studying a wide variety of architectural designs. The design of the palace castle made me discover a lot of highlights, I don't know, "I said half hide and half for the queen to experience for herself."

"Yes, I will allow you to visit the castle for half a day." The Queen's voice was like a holy voice, and at last she heard what I wanted to hear most!

"Whew." I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and then it depends on whether I have the talent to be a pickpocket, hoping to find the queen's "boudoir" in half a day? Then steal the Magic Mirror!

"Bring up the map." The queen spoke.

I gave Xiao Wu a look, and Xiao Wu picked up the map and was about to step forward, but the queen suddenly spoke again.

"Let him bring it!" The queen behind the curtain stretched out her slender fingers and tapped at me in the air.

For a moment, it was as if I had seven king-size popsicles stuffed in my big mouth.

"Shhhh This is sour, why is it so familiar?