017 [The First Successful Person and the First Flicker]
The captain of the guard is obviously a person who is "loyal to the country", and at most he is greedy for the small advantages of the powerless and powerless.
He could already foresee that sooner or later our group of people would soar, so he hurriedly took out five copper coins, and handed Xiao Wu two silver coins without leaving his hand. Xiao Wushen accepted it unconsciously and smiled at me.
I gave him a thumbs up, and followed the captain of the guard to the palace. Of course, the two pheasants were exchanged for a bag of seeds. This incident must not be forgotten, because the second child said that the third child who has no land is very irritable, and among the seven brothers, he is the only one who can barely stop it.
Attention, is barely stopped. I thought about it, now I am also a member of the dwarf family, among the eight people, my feelings for this foreign household registration are relatively shallow, if you want to find a punch bag to vent your energy, I am really the only one who is the best candidate!
In order to prevent my head from being smashed into shaqima by a hoe, when I bought seeds, I was very active, and I also instigated Xiao Wu to take out a few copper coins and buy more
The royal city is very large, and the royal palace is naturally quite large. In my eyes, the fairy tale world can also be said to be the castle world. Little Red Riding Hood, a fairy tale about a country girl, certainly doesn't have a castle. But any fairy tale with a slightly higher grade is absolutely indispensable to castles. In front of us, there was a huge castle.
The captain of the guard is also an officer, and under his leadership, at least we have not been stopped. There were many guards in the palace, patrolling everywhere in teams, and there were no teams of ten people. The captain of the guard told us that these were the guards of the castle and that the army was outside the castle. There are a total of 300 guards, who protect His Majesty the King and others on weekdays.
I secretly stabbed the second child and whispered, "If our plan fails, are you sure to take us out?" I mean, as long as you can survive. ”
The second child looked around, and he secretly pointed to a squad of guards and said to me: "If every guard is about the same level, twenty or thirty should not be able to get close to me." ”
"Shhhh Sure enough, he wasn't alone!
The second child's words undoubtedly gave me a shot in the arm. Twenty or thirty can't get close, doesn't it mean that if the 300 escorts don't gather, let the second savage break them one by one, he can serve all these people in one pot?
This is a fucking bug in the fairy tale world!
I always thought that the fairy tale world should be quite low-minded, after all, the stories that children listen to are not good for fighting and killing. But when I carefully recalled most of the plot in the story of the warrior and the princess, I was relieved.
In the usual story, there is a dragon who is idle and hurts, and it will first take the princess, and then throw it in the nest as an ornament without killing or eating, and kill it when the warrior comes. Then there is always such a samurai with explosive combat power, slaying the dragon with one hand and holding the princess with the other. I really don't understand where the West got so many dragons for warriors to slaughter.
I can now be sure that if there is such a warrior in the world of Snow White, then he must be the second savage! Absolutely! Slaying a dragon might be as easy as catching a loach
I used to think that one of the characteristics of the captain of the escort was shamelessness, but now I find that he is quite honest. Before he said that he was a small person, I thought he was pretending to be forced in a self-humble way, but I didn't expect that he was really a big and small person.
For example, if he wants to see the king, he can't see him if he wants to, he must report it, and then see if his majesty the king is in a good mood, and if he is in a good mood, he may meet him.
Sure enough, if you are asked to collect protection money, the chengguan is not a regular army, so it has no status, right?
A group of us waited outside, I looked left and right, and found that there were people like palace maids, not to mention, they were all very beautiful, at least to kill my boring time.
But I'm curious.,The fairy tale said that the poison queen is a perverted witch with jealousy burning with a blazing fire.,The most unaccustomed thing is a beautiful girl.,Otherwise, I wouldn't kill Snow White because of a word from the magic mirror.,She's also a stepmother.,She's also a stepmother.,Isn't it.。
Then why are there so many beautiful women in the castle? I basically didn't find any beautiful girls in the royal city, and my feelings were gathered in the castle.
Just as my thoughts were wandering and my eyes were wandering, a slutty woman with a good figure and a constant swing of her hips came out.
She winked at us and said, "Your Majesty the King wants to see you, come in with me." ”
As she spoke, she took the lead and walked forward, and from behind, you could clearly see the swing of her hips, not to mention, it was quite warped. And this girl knows how to unleash her charm. Shaking too hard like a sheep crazy, swaying slightly is what makes people's hearts ripple.
I followed the ripples all the way, and came to a large hall with a large red carpet on the ground, which made me sigh with emotion about the ugly face of capitalism, not to mention how envious I was.
The three dwarves were also curious to look left and right, looking like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, almost forgetting it, they were serious hillbillies, wild people living in the forest
"Ge Laozi, I will also do a big vote in the future, live in this kind of house!" Little Brother Qi even spit out the pacifier, the arrogance in his heart
I hurriedly knocked on his head, saying this kind of thing in someone else's palace, there is always a feeling that Lao Tzu is going to rebel in the future. If this guy is placed in Liangshan, he is definitely not a capitulation faction
Finally, after we waited for a while, the main owner appeared, that is, the legendary king, the first successful person in the fairy tale world in my eyes!
People and their first wives gave birth to the first beauty in the fairy tale world, do you say that success is not successful? It is conceivable that a queen who can give birth to a daughter like Snow White will definitely not be ugly
Then, his second wife is the second most beautiful girl in the fairy tale world, lying down, the first beauty-girl is a daughter, of course, she can only stare dryly, but she directly takes the second, and she can't do it.
What's more, he is still a king, rich, land, and powerful, what "being the CEO to marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life" is simply pediatrics.
It's a pity that this little old man didn't give me the feeling that the spirit of the king was gone, and the whole world surrendered and bowed. No matter how you look at it, it's just a lewd little old man, and her listless appearance makes me wonder if Snow White was born to Uncle Wang next door? This gene doesn't seem quite right.
Just as I was full of malicious suspicions, a man following the king's ass caught my attention, and he was staring at me with a look of astonishment!
, it's really a narrow road! Isn't this the same Orion that forced me to jump into the lake that night?
The legend of letting the princess go, and using "pig lungs and pig liver" to play with the queen's feelings can still survive the first big fool in the fairy tale world!
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