Once, I always thought it was a pleasure to shoot people with bricks, until I met a guy who didn't know if it was a cat or a human.

The brick slapped on its head, and it screamed so happily that the corners of my mouth twitched with that rippling expression. Hit the back, I and the second child are all soft, not tired, but disgusting

This black cat is terrifying! I believe that if there are ten people beating it, it can be more rippling, and it is estimated that it can produce that kind of deformed pleasure

"Since you are Prince Charming's man, then let me ask you, is what you carved on the tree before a trap?" I clasped my hands on my chest and looked at the cat coldly.

"What? Uncle Eight, what are you talking about? You speak louder! Meow~" There was a trill at the end, and it seemed that he hadn't recovered from that refreshing feeling.

Paralysis! Let me calm down first......

I don't fucking think this guy is pumping, and if I do, I think I'm going to be sick to death, and if I can, I really don't want to see this cat again for the rest of my life.

I kicked my dick in the ass and said, "You tell him!" ”

"Why! Blackie, you weren't like this when you were a child! "The second child looks like he hates iron but not steel.

"Second uncle, isn't it too long since I've had that thing, I want it too much, meow~." That little trill

My day, kill it! Be sure to kill it! Whoever doesn't drink cat soup tonight, I'll be in a hurry!

It was Bai Xue, who secretly tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Prince Charming is besieging the forest, could it be because of me?" Am I going to cause trouble for everyone? ”

Snow White Lori pursed her mouth, a little pitiful.

I looked down at her little hand gently grabbing the corner of my shirt, patted her little head and said, "Ah, what's the matter with you, it's obvious that a guy is hitting people with stones."

"But you deceived people!" The second child pulled his throat and said.

I kicked his big ass again, which can be said to be smoother and smoother the more I kicked, and raised my eyebrows to Xiao **: "You understand now, right?" Prince Charming is what I pushed! The stone was smashed by your second uncle! The wife he wants to marry is also robbed by us! ”

"Yes, yes! Lady Crush! "Little Seventh Brother God mends the knife.

Bai Xue vaguely understood what it meant even if she was naïve, and with a red face, she hurriedly let go of the little hand that was holding the corner of my clothes, and glared at the little seventh brother angrily.

"If it is said that witchcraft is depicted on the seven trees, it should be a small formation that can achieve the binding effect, and it seems that it is helping Prince Charming to set a trap. The reason why he turned into a black cat is probably because he was afraid that the animals in the forest would not be safe, and it would be convenient for him to become a black cat. The boss continued to touch his beard, looking like he was holding a wisdom bead. But it seemed to be too hard, and he tore off a few of them, which made him cry out for pity, not to mention how distressed his eyes were.

"Do you understand your situation now? Stand still! I said viciously as I held up the bricks.

Xiao Hei raised his head blankly and said loudly: "Huh? What station? ”

"Are you stupid? In a word, do you want to die now, or go back to being a traitor! "I flew him with a kick.

"Meow! Does it have to be this way? The black cat got up from the ground and said, he looked at the old avenue pitifully: "Teacher, why don't you kick me a few more times?" ”

Paralyzed, kicking your sister, kicking you is torture!

After a long time, the black cat gritted its teeth and said loudly, "Okay! A traitor is a traitor! ”

This uneasy cat is finally a comforting one. As soon as I wanted to comfort it a few words, it came to the feet of the boss and said with a submissive look: "Teacher, the disciple is leaving, why don't you kick a few more feet to keep a souvenir?" ”

Me: ""

Why don't you stew it?

I'm not very good at this aspect of Yin people, but I'm quite skilled at slapping bricks from behind. If he doesn't hold it, a brick will be knocked down!

So we've been waiting for Little Five. This guy has a bad stomach full of water. Sure enough, when the third child of the Little Five Gang returned after sowing seeds and understood what happened, he immediately said: "Prince Charming is waiting for you to finish arranging the trap before charging?" ”

Xiao Hei nodded, he could be said to have entrusted him with a heavy task this time, but he didn't expect the water to rush the Dragon King Temple, and he was forced by the authority of the dwarf boss, so he immediately succumbed.

I heard that this black cat is still the third wizard in the world, and I lost any thoughts about the wizards in this world in an instant.

"What's the yin of that? He trusts you so much, wouldn't it be better if you found an opportunity to kill him directly? "Xiao Wu doesn't have a good airway.

It sounds reasonable, but something seems a little wrong

"But Uncle Five, if I kill the prince, the 3,000 guards won't let me go! Although I am the third wizard in the world, I can't deal with 3,000 people! I'm going to die! Little Black said pitifully.

Although he has masochistic tendencies, he does not want to commit suicide after all

"Who cares if you live or die?" Xiao Wu, who has always had a good temper, pouted, look! He's only been with the black cat for ten minutes, and he can't stand it anymore!

Xiao Hei cried with a sad face, and it wasn't until the boss came forward to teach him a trick of escaping that Xiao Hei left in a hurry. Before leaving, he begged the boss to kick him

At the door, I solemnly looked at Xiao Hei and said, "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!" ”

"Eighth Uncle, your words are unlucky."

Yes? It seems that it is just cheap, not stupid. That shouldn't be exposed, right?

Looking at its cheap appearance, I didn't bother to say anything, so I pushed him.

"Go ahead! Pikachu! ”

Looking at Xiao Hei walking away on two legs, I shouted. I've heard that this is a civilized way to tell people to hurry up

"Boss? Can I learn that art of retreat? "I humbly ask for advice, this is a good thing, you can steal incense at midnight, you can escape smoothly, absolute magic skills!

"What kind of retreat?" The Boss rubbed his cloudy eyes.

"Didn't you just teach Xiao Hei a trick of retreat?" I spoke.

"As I get older, my brain is getting more and more confused, I seem to have misremembered the name, and those gestures should be spontaneous combustion." As the boss spoke, he said that he was sleepy and wanted to catch up on sleep.

Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy! Killing two birds with one stone, there is wood? I'm afraid two of the cheapest guys in the world will disappear together!

It's just that the teacher will pit his apprentice like this, will it be too evil?

But when used on Xiao Hei, it's inexplicably unburdened! My conscience doesn't hurt at all! It's amazing!

I'm still a little worried about this black cat in the end, only the second child is the most powerful in this group, and the eldest is too old to bother him after all.

"Second brother, why don't you go over and answer it, in case there is an accident." I said to the second child.

"Okay! By the way, you have to cheer me on too! The second said to me.

"It's just what a pickup and what a hill," the second child seemed to be infatuated with this sentence.

Come on, your sister, I'm telling it to get out!

"I'm so brilliant at writing, I never say the same thing twice!" I refused.

"That's a different sentence!" The second child glared at me.

I've never seen anyone so persistent! This request is so rude that I have to fulfill him!

I pondered for a long time, held back for a long time, and said a relatively tall sentence to the second child.

- "Run! Brothers! ”

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