"You say you're my apprentice?" The boss lifted the black cat's tail upside down and stared at it with his cloudy eyes.

"If I'm not mistaken, you're not human." After a while, the boss touched his beard and spoke.

Paralysis, nonsense!

"Teacher! What do you say? The black cat straightened its head, and with that longing expression, it seemed that it wanted to be kicked a few times.

The boss seemed to be annoyed by this black cat, and directly threw it out, saying: "My apprentices are 3000, and all of them are talents, when did you accept a cat?" What about teasing me? ”

The black cat heard this sentence clearly, and it continued to crawl with earthworms, saying, "Teacher! It's me! I'm Carrot Lindland, Ace, Polivet, Subaru, O'Sius! ”

"I don't know." After saying that, the boss kicked the black cat that crawled over with difficulty again.

Day, such a long name, I can't remember it.

"Woo woo, teacher! It's really me! I'm still being kicked in the back of my ear. The black cat was very persistent and continued to crawl on the earthworm.

I firmly believe that with this strong strength, we will definitely be able to persevere in the whole process of the Red Army's Long March.

"Of the eighteen people I kicked deaf, which one are you?" The boss continued to rub his sore thighs impatiently, looked up and said to the second child: "Why don't you stew, I kicked so many feet, I feel a little sore feet, I want to make up for my body at night." ”

Me: ""

Now I understand why the boss claims that all his disciples are talents, and they can survive in this inhuman environment, what is not talent?!

Now I understand why the second child is a little violent, feelings are the words and deeds of the boss!

"Boss, listening to the voice, it seems to be a bit like your third apprentice, just that little black." The second child leaned over and said.

"Blackie? Just that ugly baby who grew up like coal? The boss suddenly realized.

Me: ""

If this were my teacher, I would have killed him!

"You're Blackie?" The boss took a closer look and said, "Hey, it's really dark." is an ugly virtue with Xiao Hei when he was a child. ”

"Yes! It's me, teacher! Meow! The black cat, that is, the little black said with a shy face.

"Bang-." Another kick to fly, "Oops, cramps, cramps!" Fool the melon skin! Xiao Hei is Xiao Hei, why do you say such a long name? The boss touched his leg with a hideous expression.

"Woo woo, this familiar feeling! Sure enough, it's most comfortable to stay by the teacher's side! The black cat took a deep breath and looked refreshed.

It's cheap

In the end, I figured out that the most hidden of the seven dwarves was the boss. The first time we met, I thought this old thing looked like Gandalf in "The Lord of the Rings", the old immortal who claimed to be a magician and played hand-to-hand combat every time he fought.

But I didn't expect that this old thing was really a "magician"!

A wizard, to be exact!

He is not only proficient in the language of beasts, he can understand the language of all beasts and communicate with animals, but also proficient in transfiguration and some powerful witchcraft, when he was young, he couldn't afford to eat because of some accidents, so he took a few apprentices to cheat and cheat, and found that there were business opportunities in this industry, so he collected three thousand in one go

Later, the boss got tired of it, so he retired and went to the East Forest to live in seclusion, but the three thousand disciples were all over the world, and there were all kinds of people from all walks of life. Among the disciples, there were only seventy-two people who had learned witchcraft, and the third apprentice, Xiao Hei, was the most powerful one among them, and one of the eighteen who were kicked deaf

"Change back, don't talk to me like a black cat, it doesn't look good." The boss lay in a chair and opened his cloudy eyes, and there was a small patch of eye droppings in the corner of his eye.

Paralyzed, there are still 3,000 apprentices following behind his ass for food and drink, is he collecting the intellectual retardation of the whole world?

"Meow, but teacher, I don't have any clothes! If I change back," this embarrassed voice, Xiao Hei shouted loudly.

"Then let's do this for the time being, just your black energy, I'm afraid I won't be able to find you at night when you become a human, I still remember when you were a child when you were lying on the ground once, and I stepped on it directly from your stomach" The boss began to reminisce about the past eventful years!

"Yes, meow!" Xiao Hei said loudly.

When you become a cat, you will have the habits of a small number of cats

It's just that raising apprentices like this really won't distort their minds? Anyway, I think this black cat is quite twisted.

"Blackie, what are you carving in the trees of the forest?" I asked.

"Eighth Uncle, what are you talking about?" Little Black twisted to my feet and said.

Me: ""

Forget it, I'm too lazy to ask again, I'm so tired of communicating, I talk with my throat pulled, and I feel like my throat is about to smoke.

It's just that what the hell is this Eighth Uncle? Isn't Lao Tzu still lined up below Xiao Qi in open crotch pants? Paralysis!

So I couldn't help but go over and kick it twice.

"Meow~"

Listening to this happy moan, I feel bad all over my body, or else, I really stew it tonight, right?

This is simply a typical jitter M! (refers to masochistic tendencies)

"Wow! Good news to you! Suddenly, the wooden door was pushed open, and the little seventh brother swaggered in, and he didn't forget to shake his little dingding.

"Hey, where did the black cat come from? Why is this expression so much like estrus? Little Brother Qi said curiously.

"Xiao Qi, what's the good news?" I asked. There have been too many weird things in the past few days.,I want to take a tube to suppress the shock.,No.,It's to listen to a good news to soothe the feelings.。

"Hahaha! We are surrounded by Prince Charming! That's great! Little Brother Qi crossed his hands on his waist and continued to shake Xiao Dingding.

Me: "@#%! ”

If it were possible, I would really like to kick him away, what is this bear child's melon brain thinking?

"Are you sure we're surrounded by Prince Charming?" I asked.

"Of course! When I was just riding a tiger, I saw Prince Charming with 3,000 men surrounding the forest. Hahaha, it's so exciting! Little Brother Qi waved his fist, as if he was ready to make a big move.

Only I understand that this guy is a real war scumbag, and his greatest combat effectiveness is reflected in drinking goat's milk and shaking Ding Ding

My second brother and I glanced at each other, and we could see a hint of something bad in each other's eyes. Only the boss is still lying on the chair leisurely and basking in the sun. I now understand that the boss was a powerful man when he was young, and he was the kind of powerful and powerful, 3,000 horses were no joke, not to mention that he was still a powerful wizard, I heard that he was ranked first in the world, until a mysterious person surpassed him in witchcraft

This kind of former bigwig-level figure really doesn't seem to be scared out. That virtue is the same as filming "The Godfather".

"Ahh Prince Charming is coming? Teacher, then I'll go first! I'm going to help Prince Charming kill a few people, and by the way, help him find Snow White! Come back and visit the teacher! The little black fart stood up and leaned at the boss's feet, as if he wanted to give him a farewell kick.

But what he just said seemed to sound a little wrong?

"Are you Prince Charming?" I turned around with.

"Back to the two uncles! I'm Prince Charming's teacher! Meow! Xiao Hei puffed up his chest, and seemed to be quite proud.

"I'll go! Hit him! "I glanced at the second child, pushed him into a corner and beat him violently, just like the senior senior blackmailing the junior brother, and like the bad Shu Huang who pushed the little Lori into the black alley.

"Meow, that's cool! Meow, hard! More ahhh Meow~~~"

That little trill, the chicken!

[In the past two days, the number of recommended votes has decreased, don't be stingy with the uncles and little ladies, although it is naked, but I still have 2 more changes a day, it is simply full of festivals! Anyway, my heart is made of glass, you can look at it, hum! 】

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