Chapter 160: No Clue
Lan Shuangshuang said this, I know what happened, often some people don't know about ghosts and gods, and violate some taboos, such as Lan Shuangshuang's situation, when you see a person who dies, don't make a wish, you must complete your wish, otherwise the soul of the dead will be entangled with you, and for example, in the wild, you have to shout the exact name when you get on the car, you can't shout, you get on the car...... What's on the bus? Not only people, but ghosts will follow you into the car when they hear the greeting.
Lan Shuangshuang has committed two taboos, and she has no ability, it is certain that she will hit the ghost, but even if she commits a taboo, it is nothing more than a haunted soul, and she has never heard of being able to swap bodies, not to mention that those ghosts who died are all new ghosts who have been dead for a few days, so much ability?
Although I had a lot of doubts, I didn't interject, lit a cigarette, and motioned for her to continue, Lan Shuangshuang saw me smoking, and was very dissatisfied: "Can you stop smoking, there is a lot of smoke on my body." ”
It is said that women are troublesome, I really didn't think it before, but now that I know, I have exchanged bodies, such a weird and bizarre thing, you don't think about the right thing, and you still have the mind to care if there is a smell of smoke on your body? Why is the heart so big! I ignored her and waved her hand to continue, but Lan Shuangshuang saw that I was impatient, so he was silent and continued.
Nothing happened for the first few days, but then she often had nightmares, dreaming that someone was pestering her, there were men and women in the dream, old and young, and the appearance was miserable, so she began to have nightmares all night long, and her spirit was very trance, and soon strange things happened at home, such as hearing footsteps in the middle of the night, opening the door but no one, combing her hair and seeing the image of a woman, refer to horror movies for details......
Speaking of which, it's just those ordinary hellish paths. It can be seen that there are not many unjust souls entangled in him, but Lan Shuangshuang is an ordinary girl, she can't bear it, and she sees a doctor, even a psychiatrist. I was still consulted at Elena's psychological center, and the doctor didn't see anything, so he prescribed her some soothing medicine.
Lan Shuangshuang didn't know much about ghosts and gods, but Lin Liuli's hometown was rural, and he felt that something was wrong with her, so he took it to the temple and asked for a peace talisman. After putting it on my body, things eased somewhat, but what I didn't expect was to see me come to her the next day, and she had become a man. It became me.
After Lan Shuangshuang finished speaking, he looked at me in horror, I smoked a cigarette and pondered, what Lan Shuangshuang encountered was just an ordinary ghost collision incident, not a big deal, as long as she fulfilled the wishes of those who followed her to death, it was basically dispersed, and the wishes were nothing more than something with a word or something. How can it be so evil that the body is swapped?
Is there anything I've overlooked? I don't believe that those unjust souls who died unjustly can have this ability, not to mention that they don't have this ability, I'm afraid Fan Baye. Xie Qiye, it is impossible to have this ability, and he can unconsciously swap the bodies of two people, which is too unimaginable.
"Lan Shuangshuang, if you think about it carefully, except for these. Is there anything else you should pay special attention to? For example, when you meet a particularly strange person or a particularly strange thing. Or picked up something weird......"
Lan Shuangshuang thought about it carefully, and shook his head with a wry smile. I'm just an ordinary girl, busy with work every day, running around, mostly walking on the stage with a lot of people, and I can't get in touch with strange things, by the way, I still have a car show to attend this afternoon, what can I do? What can I do?
I rolled my eyes, I was speechless about this, I swapped bodies, what kind of auto show work do you still want, let's solve this matter first! But I couldn't find the key from her words, so I was silent, ran outside the living room to turn on the computer, and searched for a topic about body swapping, which happened to make Lan Shuangshuang calm and calm.
There is very little information about soul swapping on the web, but there are novels that write about soul swaps, but there is no valuable information, and other than that, there are movies, and only now do I realize that body swapping is not a new topic, especially Hollywood, which is simply taken to the extreme.
What hot moms and babes, crazy Fridays, transforming into hot girls, father and daughter changing in seven days, crazy body swapping, men and women turning into the wrong body, etc...... There are no less than a dozen movies about swapping bodies as a gimmick, all of which are made up, and there are all kinds of situations, some are struck by lightning, some are hit by cars, some drink medicine, and some touch skulls...... There are all kinds of strange reasons, but none of them match the situation of me and Lan Shuangshuang.
It's a clue that men and women have become wrong, and it can't be said to be a clue, at least it's reliable, and the content of the story is also very simple, saying that although Woody and Nill live next door to each other and go to the same high school, their personalities are very different, and they don't like each other, and they are sworn enemies.
Woody is the brightest quarterback on the Seta High School football team, he is handsome, kind and generous, athletic and very popular, and is a sports star in the school. And the one who lives next door to his house and also goes to the same school as him is Nier, a nerdy girl who ranks first in her homework but is socially clumsy. For her, the most important meaning and purpose of life is to study hard and then enter Yale University, which she dreams of in the Ivy League, so that she can have a bright future.
During a certain off-campus teaching, they broke out into a fierce argument and choked each other, but they didn't expect that this time the mischievous Aztec god wanted to intervene in the management of the two enemies. So they woke up the next morning to find that they had been replaced with each other's bodies!
It is said that art comes from life and is higher than life, so is there really such a mischievous Aztec god? I hurriedly searched, there is no such a great god at all, the Aztecs are an ancient race in Mexico, this special mother is that and that?
I was very helpless, sitting on the computer desk, smoking one cigarette after another, and after a while, Lan Shuangshuang came out of the bedroom, wearing my clothes and my slippers, timidly walked to my side, and said softly: "Trouble you, can you help me go to the auto show in the afternoon?" The other party has already paid the deposit, if I don't go, no one will use me in the future......"
"Eldest sister, when is it, are you still thinking about the auto show, it's a big deal for the two of us to change our bodies, if you don't change your body back, are you still in the mood to go to work? Tell you the truth, buddy has a good job, there is a ghost show host on Friday, with a salary of six thousand a month, congratulations, you are stable! ”
It's not that the buddy has a bad temper, it's really that Lan Shuangshuang is too ignorant, such a big person can't tell the weight, when do you want to go to the auto show? What's more, it's me who goes to the auto show.,Dude, I still have that mind.,Could it be that I want to wear flesh-revealing clothes.,Scratching my head and posing.,Let a bunch of perverts shoot around me with long guns and short guns.,That's not a pervert?
Lan Shuangshuang was stunned by what I said, was silent, and also lost a little temper, and said to me: "I can always think of a way to change my body back, but I can't lose my job, how will I live in the future if I lose my job?" Let alone...... Besides, you don't need my help? You don't have a job to do? If you don't help me, I won't help you. ”
Lan Shuangshuang really poked my weakness, I also feel that the body must be able to be replaced, so during the period before the change back, life has to go on, although the show has been recorded for two episodes, but the post-recording has not been completed, I am the host, I am going to host in the studio, these have not been recorded, if the broadcast of the program is delayed, even if the body is changed, it is my loss to delay the broadcast of the program, not to mention that our buddies are guaranteed by character, since the show is on the air, it can't be broken, right?
I calmed down for a moment and said to Lan Shuangshuang: "Don't worry, we can discuss all this, the most important thing now is to figure out why we suddenly swapped bodies?" Where's my phone! To tell you the truth, I have a friend who is very proficient in supernatural things, so let's go to him first and see if we can have any clues......"
I even coaxed and coaxed Lan Shuangshuang to agree, this girl also has no idea, it seems that the past two years have not been very smooth, otherwise it would not be so ...... to be a car model It's a good thing to be so concerned, I found my phone, I called Li Yiling, and the other end of the phone was answered quickly, and before Li Yiling could speak, I hurriedly said: "Little brother, don't go, I'm in a big accident, you just wait for me at the funeral home, and I'll be there in a while!" ”
Hung up the phone, Lan Shuangshuang and I each prepared, in fact, there was nothing to prepare, my face was not washed, I just calmed down, and then we went to the toilet, I ...... Let's not talk about it, but Lan Shuangshuang screamed, I guessed that I saw my buddy's baby, I was also helpless, and at the same time I was curious, did she pee standing or squatting?
I spent a long time talking, calmed her nervousness, went downstairs and drove my exterior car directly to the funeral home, there was no one at the funeral home in the morning, or Lao Hao watched the door, saw my car, did not go out and let go, I pressed down the window as usual and threw a box of cigarettes to Lao Hao, but saw Lao Hao as if he had seen a ghost, fortunately he immediately saw Lan Shuangshuang, suddenly realized, with a cheap smile on his face and waved his hand to let go.
My special mother didn't know what he suddenly realized, the car drove directly to the columbarium, Lan Shuangshuang saw it and entered the funeral home, and was shocked next to me tightly, I had to comfort her again, and entered the columbarium, I pushed the door directly in, followed up with my own home, but saw Li Yiling sitting on the chair a little depressed, seeing me come in, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and then he saw Lan Shuangshuang like Lao Hao, and suddenly realized, showing a cheap smile.
Suddenly realized that your uncle! As if you knew what was going on, I said to Li Yiling, "Little brother, do you know who I am?" (To be continued) R466