After swapping bodies, the soul is still his own, and the qiē inside is his own, but the fucking voice has not changed much, Li Yiling listened to me, turned his head and looked at Lan Shuangshuang beside him, and then looked at me, and then at Lan Shuangshuang...... After looking at it for two or three minutes, he suddenly shouted to me: "Who are you demon, what happened to you Lang Zong?" ”

I cried with a sad face and said, "Little brother, I'm Xu Lang, I swapped bodies with this blue girl, you are a supernatural master, you help me figure out a way to see what's going on!" ”

Li Yiling was very confused, not looking at me, but staring at Lan Shuangshuang, his eyes were already bright and scary, staring at it like a wolf, it scared Lan Shuangshuang into a little woman, and his hands were still holding his chest, so pitiful! I look black in front of my eyes, what will you do when you look like a with a woman's expression on your face?

I want to cry without tears anyway, it's more like eating a plate of flies so disgusting, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses are whistling in my mind, but Li Yiling reacted, looked at Lan Shuangshuang carefully, and said in a deep voice: "You are not Mr. Lang!" ”

"That's right, little brother, I'm Xu Lang, damn it, didn't I tell you everything? The two of us have swapped bodies, you should think of a way, what are you staring at her, look at me......" I was very anxious, but Li Yiling rolled his eyes and muttered: "Swap bodies, how is it possible!" ”

Li Yiling was still skeptical, and I said to him helplessly: "Little brother, do you remember what I said when I first invited you out of the mountain?" Why be so hard to be hard and hard! ”

As soon as the words came out, Li Yiling's eyes immediately lit up, and no one knew this sentence except for the two of us. He finally determined that I was Xu Lang, and he rushed over. He began to look at me carefully again, and his face turned red. Holding back my laughter, I looked at him pitifully, hoping that he could see something, but Li Yiling suddenly laughed, and the tears of laughter came out, making me laugh and stunned, and said angrily: "Laughing, laughing, can you do something serious?" ”

"No, Mr. Lang. You make me laugh, I never dreamed that one day you would become a woman, don't say, it's quite charming, it's not bad, at least you don't have to go to Thailand to get a knife, Mr. Lang, how does it feel to be a woman? ”

"Yes, uncle, can you still have a serious business?" I was furious. shouted at Li Yiling, Li Yiling smiled and leaned back together, the whole blue pair was puzzled, and asked me in a low voice: "Your friend is laughing so sadly." Still living in this kind of place, he's not insane, right? ”

Li Yiling's laughter stopped abruptly, and this time it was buddy's turn to laugh. Pointing at Li Yiling, hehe...... Laughing non-stop, Li Yiling frowned and thought for a while: "I still don't believe that the two of you have swapped bodies." ”

I didn't even think about it. straightened his chest and said to him, "I don't believe you touch it." I'll let you touch it! ”

"Don't!" Lan Shuangshuang screamed, shaking our ears almost deaf,

Li Yiling stopped making trouble, and asked the two of us to sit down, but with that nasty smile on his face, he asked, "What's the matter?" Why did you swap bodies, or are men and women exchanged, and the benefits of the lottery? ”

"I also wonder, it's not me who drinks Meng Po soup, why did I become a woman, if you want to change, you will change......" I told him clearly before and after, in fact, there were not a few words, it was nothing more than going home to sleep after separating from him yesterday, and when I woke up, I became a woman, and then I said that Lan Shuangshuang didn't understand taboos and provoked ghosts, and then asked: "Little brother, you say, could it be those lonely ghosts?" ”

Li Yiling shook his head: "I've been dealing with ghosts since I was a child, and I've encountered a lot of things, body swapping, and such a thorough fusion, it's just seamless, it's really the first time I've met it, what kind of lonely soul and wild ghost can have such a great ability?" Mr. Lang, after going through so much, you are not a rookie anymore, you should know that ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts can ascend to the human body, even if they are relatively powerful, but they also use the power of yin and evil to suppress the soul in the body of a weak person with yang energy, but my soul is still there, how can I suddenly transform so completely, and without the two of you knowing. ”

What Li Yiling said is exactly what I wondered, but the fact really happened, there is no doubt about it, no matter how bizarre and incredible, how unbelievable, it just happened, I asked helplessly: "Little brother, you know a lot, you help me think about it, what kind of record has been recorded in any classics?" Is there any solution, it's not okay to be like this all the time, is it difficult to be a woman for a lifetime? ”

When I said this, Li Yiling wanted to laugh again, glanced at me, held back, thought for a long time, and shook his head helplessly: "There are many records of changing heads and bodies, this sudden female to male, male to female, I can't remember that there is a record there, but Mr. Lang, now you can be regarded as a small success in cultivation, and it is definitely not something that ordinary people can do, Mr. Lang, think about it carefully, have you offended anyone, have you done any bad things?" ”

"No, doing bad things is also thundering me, what are you doing with a woman's body? And as if he wanted to let me know, he found me a ......" I turned my head and glanced at Lan Shuangshuang, Li Yiling immediately understood, but this is not, that is not, how did you become a woman?

I called it a panic, smoking one after another, Lan Shuangshuang wanted to stop it, but seeing that Li Yiling and I were frowning, I couldn't hold back and didn't say anything, Li Yiling also smoked, the columbarium was suddenly full of smoke, Lan Shuangshuang wanted to go out, but he didn't dare at the funeral home, so he could only insist on pitiful baba.

After a long time, Li Yiling persuaded me: "Mr. Lang, the matter has happened, find a way to solve it, and you don't have to be sad, I have followed you in the past two days, maybe I can find some clues, in short, before you change back into the body, you have to get used to this body, by the way, are you standing or squatting when you pee now?" ”

"Fuck off, don't you think I'm annoyed enough? ……”

"Damn, can you be a lady, you're a woman now......"

The two of us attacked each other for a while, and poor Lan Shuangshuang couldn't say a word, it seemed dispensable, I couldn't bear it, I looked at my watch, and whispered to me: "That...... Xu Lang, the time is almost up, let's go to the auto show, you help me, or I won't have a job......"

Li Yiling asked in surprise: "What are you doing at the auto show?" ”

I said helplessly: "Lan Shuangshuang is a model, or a model who accepts any job, and takes over a job at an auto show, so she has to pester me to replace her as a model, little brother, you tell her, the most important thing now is to solve the things on the body, change the body back, what car show to go, I am still thinking about work after this meeting, and my heart is really big enough." ”

I thought that Li Yiling could help me say a few words, but who knew that this kid suddenly became serious and said: "Mr. Lang, it's not easy to find a job now, you are a man, what's wrong with taking on more for Lan Shuangshuang?" Changing your body is also temporary, you can't let people lose their jobs, it's too immoral! ”

I was stunned when I heard it, when did you have such a sense of justice? It's still a set, after Li Yiling finished speaking, he turned around and took out a small camera from the table, and said excitedly: "Men and women swap, what a gimmick of supernatural events, I have to shoot this, how can it be enough to make a show." ”

I suddenly understood why he suddenly became righteous and awe-inspiring, the feeling is that it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, if this guy is really filmed, will he be mixed up in the future? I can't find my daughter-in-law yet? Do I still have a face? My mother's heart was racing...... I couldn't help but want to cover my chest, but Lan Shuangshuang grabbed me and said, "Don't you keep touching me?" ”

Damn, I can't even touch myself? At this moment, I was angry, and it would be okay when the anger was over, Lan Shuangshuang cooperated with Li Yiling and said to me: "It's not easy to do our business, if you don't have credibility, the circle is so big, no one will look for me in the future, Xu Lang, you should help me, if you have anything to do, I will also help you, we have to get through the difficulties together......"

What this girl said is quite reasonable, and Li Yiling also added fuel and vinegar on the side: "Mr. Lang, how many winds and waves have we come, and we are about to become a woman?" Besides, if you want to find out the reason, you can find out if you are bored at home all day? There must be a reason for everything, you have to do what you have to do in order to continue to develop, not to mention that I am by your side, you can rest assured, I will not take advantage of you......"

My buddy is a kind and upright young man, his ears are softer, I pondered for a while, there is really a little truth in the words of the two, there must be a reason for everything, it won't be a change of body for no reason, if someone is secretly doing it, you have to move, lead the other party to make a move, or get some hints, I don't believe that God made me a woman for no reason, so I can only go out and do things, stay at home and be helpless, I can't think of any way, not to mention like Lan Shuangshuang said, No matter what, life has to go on.

If you are willing to cut your body, you can pull the emperor off the horse, and your buddy will give up more than 100 catties, I don't believe that I can't get back the original me, how good it is to be a man, I can pee standing up......

I compromised, but asked Lan Shuangshuang and Li Yiling to follow me at all times, both of them nodded hurriedly, and promised that Lan Shuangshuang kept her job, so she had to ask Zhao Xing for a leave, Zhao Xing on the other end of the phone was very happy, asked for three days off, and tried to solve this matter within three days, as soon as I was ready, I took a deep breath, with a fearless heroic spirit, and took Li Yiling and Lan Shuangshuang to participate in the special mother's bullshit car show. (To be continued......)