Usually in a two-person trip, one person is responsible for booking a hotel, booking a ticket, planning the travel route, and seeing the weather, and the other is responsible for being mentally handicapped.

The Temporal and Space Authority has famously arranged ten excursions for me, but in reality it seems to me that it is just my own adventure. Because Dr. Poison Apple did all of the above two jobs, he arranged for me to cheat my father's itinerary, gave me the situation of my cheat father, and at the same time, he was also mentally retarded.

But after recalling it carefully, when I first bought "World Fairy Tales", I seemed to have only spent five yuan, and on average, a trip only cost 5 cents

To sum up, the superpower he gave me this time is as good as ever.

"Super Power: Temporal Summoning".

It looks like a mouthful, right? When I first saw the words 'Time and Space Calling', I was also shocked.

But the following introduction gave me a rainstorm on the head, and it felt like Liu Tianwang singing 'The cold ice rain pats indiscriminately on the face'

"Superpowers: Time and Space Summoning: Through the guò time and space channel, you can randomly summon a certain item from a fairy tale world."

It seems that humans and animals are harmless, and it is nothing more than a question of whether the summoned thing is first-class or second-class, but there is a warm hint below.

"Tips: There are risks associated with summoning, such as: the bottle containing the devil in "The Fisherman and the Devil", the dragon that likes to rob the princess, etc., please summon it properly."

Warm reminder for your sister! Where is this Tamar warm?

This means that the risk of the golden finger is extremely high, and what is extremely dangerous may be summoned by a careless person? If I do summon a dragon, I may accidentally spit out a dragon's breath, and I will be roasted by it!

"Ding Dong, due to the unstable space-time channel, the channel will be closed after ten seconds, and the summoning will be canceled after closing. Ten, Nine, Eight"

My day! Just told me to summon properly, now tell me that I have to make a decision within ten seconds, and I don't have to turn my face so quickly

Although the glass heart is fragile, there is also bulletproof glass in the glass!

My Xiaolin brother has been traveling north and south for so many years, what winds and waves have not been seen?

"Let the bullets fly a little longer!"

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I shook off my big feet and rushed out of the small restaurant, rushed into the alley next to it, and clicked 'Confirm Summon' in the air.

And the countdown is over at this moment.

"Ding-dong, it's calling."

A SMALL PROGRESS BAR POPS UP, LIKE A SNAIL CRAWLING AND SLOWLY READING THE BAR, THIS VIRTUE IS LIKE RUBBING OTHER PEOPLE'S WI-FI TO DOWNLOAD TORRENTS

I thought I was sick, I knew it was so slow, why did I run out in such a hurry? So I re-entered the restaurant, paid for the meal, and had 3 copper coins left in my pocket, and by the way, comforted my 9 younger sisters, told their eldest cousin that they had eaten a bad stomach, and then walked out again.

In the eyes of several younger sisters, the most terrible disease is to eat a bad stomach, so they are very concerned about me slowly, they will wait for me to return in the restaurant. Alas, it really touched me, so I really went to the thatched hut behind the restaurant to solve a little physiological problem, and after returning to the alley, there was still 10% left in the progress bar

"Dingdong, due to the congestion of the space-time tunnel, please wait patiently for two more minutes."

Hehe, I told you to sell pirated stuff everywhere, now it's okay, the space-time tunnel has collapsed, right?

Two minutes later, a dazzling white light lit up in the alley, and its dazzling Cheng dù was no less than the super electromagnetic cannon of the Bumpman Transformation and Sister Cannon.

After two of them, a big black ass appeared in front of me, only three centimeters from my face, and let out a fart.

You! Hemp! Paralysis!

The biggest expectation in my heart is the omnipotent magic lamp, even if the magic mirror is sent to me, I will admit it, but I didn't expect to send me a fresh one

That's right, it's fresh, and this Tamar is alive!

It's a donkey.

Really a donkey!

Black body, two big nostrils, a long outrageous donkey face, the big ass is facing my face at the moment, and that fart just now almost sent me to the west!

the chicken! What the hell is a donkey! What fairy tale is the donkey an important tool? Why am I not impressed at all?

"Who are you?" I couldn't help but complain, "Lao Tzu is not Avanti, give me a donkey to use for the top hair!" ”

"Puff puff, my name is Mao, puff puff."

"Ninima! Didn't it say that animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China were not allowed to become sperm? "How can this donkey talk while farting a stinking fart!

Did I get a groove, did you cross over from Journey to the West?

"You, you're Zhang Guolao's mount?" I suddenly remembered that Zhang Guolao in the Eight Immortals seems to be an old immortal who likes to ride a donkey, and his favorite thing is to ride a donkey upside down.

But after all, it's an immortal mount, so I'm cautiously tempting. Isn't it just that it's a prop in a fairy tale world?

"Puff, no, it's your donkey!" The donkey named Ah Mao continues to fart.

My donkey is a fart! I'm 'no, it's your Yida!' ’

"Fart donkey, do you have any special skills?" I can't do anything.

After a short period of communication, although I still can't figure out where this thing crossed over, at least it's not a big demon king. In the mythical story, isn't there an old scalper who takes the little hillbilly to peep at the fairy sister taking a bath? Then the little hillbilly listened to the old scalper's words, and played a hooligan to steal the fairy sister's clothes, and the fairy sister was not married home?

Forget whether jì is the Seven Fairies or the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, anyway, the Great Chinese folk tales are full of all kinds of hooligan atmosphere, and the phrase 'men are not bad and women don't love' is estimated to have been circulating since then, and even fairies are inevitably vulgar.

"I don't call a fart donkey, poof! My name is Ah Mao, poof! My nose is very smart! Mao turned around, exhaling from his big nostrils and looking proud.

Me: ""

Why don't I go buy a dog? Can you have a little dignity as a donkey? In other words, which aspect of the donkey is stronger? Seems to be in terms of stamina?

"Alas, forget it, it doesn't matter which fairy tale world you're from, and it doesn't matter if you have a specialty or not. Multiple donkeys or at least multiple means of transportation. "I can't say anything.

"Poof, absolutely not! I'm not a random donkey, don't mess around! Puff puff! Ah Mao farted and stepped back, with a sad and shy face?

I'll go! How come even donkey's thoughts have broken through the sky so much these days? I'll let you have a bloody face!

I have a little donkey and I never ride your sister's ride!

[The second is offered.] Ask for recommendation votes, ask for Sanjiang tickets, thank you for your rewards. Once again, I was touched by my own diligence, how could I be so great. 】

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