Chapter 024: The First Battle in the Hundred Flowers
Reishun-in.
A lama monk put the score of the three masters, shook his arms and entered the Lichun Courtyard, Bao Houdao didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and others couldn't stand the stimulation. It's not that there are no monks and Taoist priests visiting the kiln, but they know that they are hiding, tucking, and covering up, and they don't go home to change this outfit and come back. Bao Houdao wore this lama robe by himself, and other people's little hearts really couldn't accept this freshness, but it made people happy. Upstairs and downstairs, whether it is the big teapot and turtle boy running the hall, or the girls who are waiting for the guests to be favored by the railing, and the rich boy who is eating flower wine, they all look at Bao Houdao and laugh non-stop. Some have white eyes, some are curious, the girls are usually smiling, this strange appearance of Bao Bao's kindness, I can't care about anything, how big can the cherry mouth be.
For a while, the entire Lichun Courtyard was so lively.
The old mother is not happy.
This is the time when the flower towel is received in the east and shouted in the west, and the business is booming.
You can't be such a troublemaker.
Don't let you do business anymore?
Yangzhou City is not Taiyuan City, and Bao Houdao, the famous "flower monk", is not well known.
The old mother hurriedly threw a few eldest sons to the turtle and asked Bao Houdao to go out.
There is no water in the eyes of the turtle in Lichun Courtyard, and he does not have the vision of the big teapot on the street, but he thinks that Bao Houdao is here to make a fortune, and he can't recognize the real "God of Wealth". Gui Gong took the old mother's five eldest sons, and there were no respectful kind words in his mouth, pulling Bao Houdao's arm, pushing and shoving: "I said, master, this is a girl's nest, as the saying goes: monks do not enter the nunnery, Taoist priests do not come to the hall of the Qing monk, you are a master outside the world, you should know that men and women are not kissed, women are tigers." Master, take these big coins, go elsewhere! ”
While speaking, Bao was kind, and there were four more big sons in his hand.
If you want to say that the turtle of this Lichun Courtyard is really not authentic to his grandmother, this money will be deducted.
Which material.
Not only did he fail to invite the great lama out.
A big silver ingot was smashed in the face.
Gui Gongleng was on the spot.
The rules in this kiln are kind-hearted, and if you hit the crotch of your pants, you can be hard, so you start to mix in the kiln field of the ninth street and nine lanes of Taiyuan City. What kind of broken shoes and stinky tofu, Lai Pi plays a bachelor, and there are many people who see the sea. In the past, there was only one way for Bao Houdao to deal with this kind of turtle who looked down on people, and that was to smash it with money, and smash it to death without anger. This kind of turtle prince bastard doesn't know anything, as far as his grandmother's understanding of the situation and money is concerned, he will directly smash him with silver and smash him half-body, and he will smash it with a shameless scream. Bao Houdao came to find Wei Chunfang, who was in love, to have fun, not to smash this turtle man in the face to open a dyeing shop, the big silver ingot shook in his hand twice and then took it back, and said with white eyes: "Boy, Master Bao, I came with Jinshan on my back, and I have money, and I can bring out dozens of big sons with a mouthful of spit!" ”
This farce is laid out.
Who has the most people in the world, needless to say the most boring people.
There were even people who cheered for Bao Houdao.
Bao Houdao became the focus for a while, and as soon as he was proud, the scores of the three masters were placed into a quadratic shape, and he smiled and said: "Hey, I said, the three old and four young people who are happy together in the flower city, what are the things in the world that look at people's eyes!" ”
A young man who had just turned twenty years old responded loudly: "Dog, haha! ”
caused a burst of laughter upstairs and downstairs in Lichun Courtyard.
It seems that this turtle is not.
But then again, being able to be a turtle and a big teapot on this occasion is definitely not ordinarily thick. The turtle man immediately changed his smiling face, nodded and said, "Bao Ye, the little one has eyes and is not serious Buddha, Bao Ye, please hurry up!" The old mother upstairs saw that the wind made the rudder even more perfect, turned sharply, and said with a smile: "Hey, master, you are too generous, little good Liu, don't be scared, hurry up and show Bao Ye a seat!" The people upstairs and downstairs laughed even more, and Bao Houdao took a figure-eight step and sat down in a big way.
All of a sudden.
There was a hasty knock on the door upstairs.
Everyone's attention was directed upstairs.
I saw a tall red-nosed foreigner, with a sloppy beard and a half-inch long red hair on the back of his hand, slamming the door upstairs wildly, and said in a blunt voice: "Fang, Fangchun lady, the door, open quickly, I am rare in Yangzhou City, the relationship between people is based on friendship, I am the Duke of Rakshasa Country, I want to take you to our Rakshasa country to eat bread!" "Just now, the people in Lichun Courtyard paid attention to Bao Houdao, but this crooked Duke didn't understand Bao Houdao's great fun, and slammed the door to beg Wei Chunfang to open the door for pleasure.
This crooked duke's Chinese is not enough, and Yangzhou dialect is even more foggy.
It seems to understand but not understand.
Leng is to listen to "Chunfang" as "Fangchun".
made trouble alone in front of Wei Chunfang's door.
Duke Crooked Dog's toss, everyone gathered all their eyes upstairs again.
But whoever throws money here, the old mother of Lichun Courtyard looks at it as the God of Wealth who came to send silver, and no one dares to offend. This crooked duke threw a lot of money in Lichun Courtyard, even if he smashed the door, no one dared to come forward and say a word, so he could only come, upstairs and downstairs just watched him smash the door. Suddenly, Wei Chunfang's door opened with a bang, Wei Chunfang rushed out of the house with a broom, facing the Duke of Dog Crooked, looking at his face is a broom, waving and scolding: "Spicy mother, I said that you are not a person, a ghost or a ghost, the old lady has said hundreds of times, don't do your business, what's the matter, don't you eat the broom, want to change the bamboo shoots to fry meat?" Bao Houdao saw it clearly in the elegant seat, not to mention how unique Wei Chunfang's appearance was, just that smile and anger, the feeling that not all women can have, look at Bao Houdao is not intoxicated.
Bao Houdao returned to see foreigners.
To be honest, Bao Houdao doesn't have a good impression of foreigners from the bottom of his heart.
Mr. Ink-faced Private School told the two brothers Bao Houdao: In the era of the Ming Dynasty, the Japanese were rampant in the land of China, killing people like hemp.
In particular, Mr. Mo-faced Private School talked about the seven ronins who beat the eight coastal provinces and did not dare to go out at night.
Bao Houdao's fists that can be heard by shameless people are hard.
Let's talk about Qi Jiguang's heroic deeds.
Bao Houdao and Bao Shi can call eight "good" in a row!
Wei Chunfang, a fireworks woman, dared to use a big broom to "start a war" against foreigners, Bao Houdao really admired it from the bottom of his heart, no, no, this Wei Chunfang was pleasing to the eye at first glance, and Bao Houdao's heart had already begun to fly. This foreign dog crooked duke is really a liar, no matter how Wei Chunfang beats and scolds, he refuses to leave, saying that love is free, true love is priceless, even if he dies in the hands of Wei Chunfang, it is worth it. Don't talk about Wei Chunfang, it's just Bao Houdao, the flower guests sitting upstairs and downstairs, they don't know what this foreign grandson is talking about, Wei Chunfang can't understand, and the broom that is about to be bald is waving more urgently.
Everyone is paying attention to Wei Chunfang's fight against foreigners.
No one noticed.
Bao Houdao slipped quietly to the attic.
The Duke of the Dog was beaten with his head in his hands, and he was coldly kicked downstairs by Bao Houdao.
There was a click. The pear blossom chair downstairs was smashed.
Everyone stared at Wei Chunfang beating the crooked duke, and the cold situation changed suddenly, and everyone witnessed the three lamas taking the foreigner downstairs. For a while, Lichun Courtyard exploded upstairs and downstairs, whether it was the Ming Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty established at the beginning of the year, the masters who dared to be serious to foreigners could not hold a few people in the country. Even the regent Dolgon used part of the red-haired ghost forces to lay down this flowery country. Wei Chunfang beat a foreigner because she was a woman, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer, and it was not unusual to beat her.
But the big lama kicked the red-haired foreigner downstairs.
Too bold.
There was a moment of silence in Reishuin.
This was followed by a commotion, screams, shouts, and chaos.
The young boy ran away early and disappeared.
The three or five old men with unfavorable legs and feet ran out, and stretched out their thumbs in return.
The old mother looked at it, patted her thighs and sat on the ground and cried.
To say that the Duke of the dog's crooked body is really hard enough, the pear blossom wooden chair was smashed, and the foreigner fluttered a few times and stood up. I don't know if I was injured when I fell from the stairs violently, anyway, there was not a drop of blood on my face, and I pointed at Wei Chunfang and said with a regretful face: "Fang, Fang, Fangchun, you have so much strength, I can't find a few women in the Rakshasa Kingdom who can pull me, this kick is really harmful, is it a Chinese martial art?" Experience, history! ”
When the old mother heard that the foreigner mistakenly thought it was Wei Chunfang's kick, she cried even louder.
Bao Houdao stood firmly against the railing.
I don't know where to borrow the leopard gall, but it showed a sense of pride, and said loudly: "Wu Na red-haired devil, this kick is given to you by Bao Ye, if you are not happy, if you are not happy, come up and fight for two rounds!" ”
I don't know if this crooked duke didn't understand Shanxi dialect, or if it hurt, he couldn't even tell the difference.
Limped out of Lichun Temple.
Don't look back.
The old mother patted her thigh and cried: "This crooked duke must have gone to move troops, alas, I can't make this deal!" ”
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