Chapter 025: Another Death-Seeker
The crooked duke lay on Wei Chunfang's door and begged for pleasure with a dead face, Wei Chunfang became anxious for a while, and beat and scolded with a broom, and the broom head was about to be beaten into a bald rooster, and he couldn't knock away the red-haired big-headed fly that pounced on the feces when he saw the feces. In order to protect Wei Chunfang, Bao Houdao kicked Duke Crooked from the upper floor with a cool kick. The old and young who came to Lichun Courtyard to throw money and were happy, they were all good men who bullied the poor, and they beat foreigners, and they didn't dare to think about relying on the eight generations.
Lichun Courtyard suddenly blew such a strong wind, no one was afraid of setting fire to the body, as if the platform was demolished, it ran clean in an instant.
The old mother, the turtle father, the big teapot, and the girls were all scared into tears.
The old mother is afraid that the business will be yellow.
The turtle and the big teapot are afraid of sitting together and eating lawsuits.
The girls are timid.
In all fairness, it's not that Bao Houdao has become more emboldened since he did the work of robbing tombs and digging graves. It's not that Bao Houdao has a patriotic blood, to put it bluntly, it's just that the color gall adds a little leopard gall, and the instigation makes people become high in urine. Who lent this leopard gall that can urinate high to Bao Houdao, no one, and it has to be said that Bao Houdao has experience. This has to be said from the beginning, when Bao Houdao and Bao Shi were brothers in the Jiang family compound, at first the two brothers relied on the rich and young people who came out of the big family, and dragged them like 2580,000.
was surrounded and beaten to death by his subordinates, and he was alive!
Don't fuck you.
This crooked duke kicked the honest one.
Since then, I have never dared to come to Lichun Courtyard to pound Wei Chunfang's eggs!
In other words, this red-haired dog thinks of himself as a duke all day long, but in fact, what kind of bullshit is the Duke of Rakshasa Country, he is an authentic Rakshasa country who can't get along with Lai Pi Sanqing. To put it simply, if the dog is really a duke of the Rakshasa country, and he can mix in his own country, why should he run to the Qing Dynasty, isn't this a feces and eating too much? If you can play in your own country, why should you go to other countries to be a fake uncle? As soon as he said this, he couldn't get mixed up with his own country, so he ran to other countries.
Relying on the hard background of their own country.
No one dares to mess with it.
Relying on what kind of bullshit duke is a scoundrel here.
This kind of thing is going to be beaten to the death.
Properly.
Wei Chunfang was really angry when he beat the Duke of Crooked Dog, even if it was interrupted by a broom, it was just an itch for a foreigner with raw seafood. Bao Houdao kicked people downstairs directly, Lichun Courtyard has not had such a big thing since it opened. Wei Chunfang was stupid, she knew that hitting a foreigner twice would not make a difference, but kicking the foreigner downstairs, this trouble could be regarded as collapsing the sky, and no one could bear this responsibility. Wei Chunfang slammed the door shut, hiding inside and not daring to come out.
Bao Houdao knocked lightly twice, and asked a long question.
No one responded.
If this is in the past.
Bao Houdao didn't do the "right thing" and decided not to give up, this time he knew that he would pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.
Let Wei Chunfang rest more.
Bao Houdao threw a gold ingot at the old mother, patted his ass and left.
At night, Bao Houdao sat alone on the shore of Slender West Lake, looking at the lake, taking a sip of wine and smacking his lips. It's strange to say, I really can't express Wei Chunfang's thoughts in words, to say that Wei Chunfang is long and fragrant, it's not at all, if you want to say that Wei Chunfang has a good personality, playing a big broom and beating people, that temper can't be good. But the problem is that it's its grandmother's let Bao Houdao look like a cat's paw in his heart. Bao Houdao didn't even summarize the meaning of this in his heart, is this the legendary "love"?
If it is replaced by the little peach girl on the flower cloud upstairs.
Dare not open the door, but against her!
As long as he had money, Bao Houdao dared to go directly to the street to find twenty-eight beggars and forcibly break the door open.
This matter rests on Wei Chunfang.
Bao Houdao didn't dare.
What are the meanings, I don't know, the style doesn't match at all.
While drinking, a beggar suddenly came to him, although he had shaved his head and kept rat tail braids, he looked sloppy and sloppy, and his figure was similar to Bao Houdao. I saw that the person who came to Bao Houdao first bowed respectfully, and said politely: "This brother, Your Excellency's feat in Lichun Courtyard has been spread all over Mingyufang Street, although the younger brother is a beggar who can't eat, I don't know if I have the honor to talk with the master?" Although this beggar did not look like a beggar, he spoke in a very cultivated tone.
Bao Houdao dared to be lazy, and immediately politely asked the beggar to sit down.
Ask for the beggar's name.
The beggar replied: "The next surname is Wu, and the grass name is Liuqi!" ”
Although Bao Houdao is a bastard, he still knows a little bit about etiquette, and he just relies on friends when he goes out.
Immediately handed over the wine and asked Wu Liuqi to drink.
Wu Liuqi took the wine, took a big sip, and gave it back to Bao Houdao.
Bao Houdao saw this Wu Liuqi drinking, he didn't even blink his eyes, this sip was not three or two, and his arrogance was self-evident. I secretly admired it in my heart, no, no, I received it in my hand, and I also learned to take a big sip and laughed. Wu Liuqi said with a smile: "Brother Bao is a monk, and there are countless monasteries in the north and south of the river, including authentic Buddhism, Shaolin Zen Buddhism, and Tibetan Tantric monks. Although since the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin has been rescued by thirteen stick monks, and the monks have been pardoned and exempted from this drinking ring. However, having wine without meat is indeed a great regret in life! ”
Bao is not stupid.
Wu Liuqi said that he wanted to eat meat.
His identity as a great lama is fake, how can there be so many taboos.
I immediately went to buy meat and drank with Wu Liuqi arrogantly.
Wu Liuqi smiled, pointed to the big stone under Bao Houdao's buttocks and said, "Brother Bao's wine is the sweetest, do you know what kind of meat is the freshest and most beautiful in the earth?" Bao Houdao thought that the fish and mutton were the freshest, Wu Liuqi only smiled and didn't answer, and lifted up the boulder sitting under Bao Houdao's buttocks, revealing a broken bowl containing a large piece of meat. Although the bowl of meat was not rancid, it was crawling with ants, and it was so disgusting that I almost gagged.
Bao Houdao forcibly suppressed his heart.
This stone is not a thousand catties, but also eight hundred catties.
Wu Liuqi lifted it with one hand, and he has shown his ability to be different from ordinary people.
Bao Houdao dare to dislike it.
Wu Liuqi's nails were full of mud, he grabbed a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to chew it, swallowed it, and said with a smile: "Bao Ye, this is dog meat, the most beautiful meat in the world is this dog meat, dog meat can be called fragrant meat, but mutton can't!" Bao Houdao really didn't have the time to talk about the smell of dog meat, but he felt that this Wu Liuqi was not a mortal, and he didn't care about ants or ants, so he took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. To be honest, it was really hard to swallow, and I swallowed it with a lame breath.
In Wu Liuqi's opinion: Bao Houdao is a real man, heroic enough! It's refreshing! What a hero!
The two of them are on the shore of this thin West Lake, eating meat with one hand and drinking wine with the other.
It's so unpleasant.
Wine into the sorrow, the intestines are even more sorrowful.
Bao Houdao thinks about Wei Chunfang, just like a cat misses a mouse, and a dog smells. The ancients often said: Acacia tile frost, is to say that acacia is like frost on the tile, quietly chilling. Bao Houdao drank high for a while, and he really wanted to find a house to climb up and taste what it was like to be frosted on the tile, and he wanted to just show his face, and it was not suitable to go to the house to remove the tile, and he kept licking the grass dew on the shore of the thin West Lake. Wu Liuqi drank high and said that he was a beggar, and there were two people who were most admired in the world, one was Chen Jinnan, who founded the Heaven and Earth Society, and the second was Bao Houdao.
The two of them drank until the moon was in the sky.
Only then did they find a place to rest.
When Bao Houdao was leaving, he invited Wu Liuqi to Lichun Courtyard tomorrow to drink again.
Wu Liuqi readily agreed.
The next day, as soon as Bao Houdao woke up, he went to Lichun Courtyard to find Wei Chunfang, and just entered the door and ran into the turtle father. The turtle boy hid when he saw Bao Houdao, Bao Houdao wondered if it was okay, no, the turtle in the kiln saw the God of Wealth, it was more difficult to catch up than lice, hide an eggplant? Bao Houdao strode up to meet him, holding the collar of the big teapot and asked, "Little Liu, yesterday's red-haired ghost is mischievous again?" The turtle man stammered and said, "Bao, Bao Ye, that red-haired ghost made you kick in fear, and you didn't dare to come, but ......" said while turning his eyes to look up.
Bao Houdao looked up.
I saw two full-man military attachés standing in front of Wei Chunfang's door.
It's like guarding some important person.
As soon as the old mother saw that this big lama who didn't know the height of the sky was coming again, she hurriedly stepped forward and said good things.
Serve good wine and good food.
Anyone with a discerning eye knows that this kind man fell in love with Wei Chunfang and beat the red-haired ghost. It was expected that after Bao Houdao beat the red-haired ghost, he would not dare to show up on the streets of this Mingyufang for a while, Bao Houdao beat the red-haired ghost, who will carry this black pot? The old mother had to invite the old man of Yangzhou to come here for a few days to resolve this fight, but in fact, the crooked duke had no power in Yangzhou, and he ran away early. It's the old mother who doesn't have three hundred taels of silver here, but this bag of kindness is not happy, isn't this a clear provocation?
Smack.
Gui Gong was slapped in the face.
Bao Houdao knew that the Manchurians couldn't afford to provoke him, so he could only vent his anger at this turtle man.
In the past, the turtle man encountered uncles robbing girls, and he was beaten a lot, and he ate this dry fart.
Where dare to talk more.
To be honest, Bao Houdao likes Wei Chunfang, and it is not a big deal to stand up for her, it is indeed enough to be afraid. If the foreigner really dares to come and make trouble again, Bao Houdao has no skills, so he can only run. I didn't see the foreigners coming, but I saw two Manchurian military attachés, and this Manchurian military attache was not something that Bao Houdao could provoke. This turtle man had already seen that he was coming, and said in his heart: "Grandson, don't look at you wearing a lama robe to play with your experience, if you have the ability, you can go upstairs and compare with the Manchurians, to put it bluntly, the world is still full of people." ”
Bao Houdao threw a silver ingot to Gui Gong, and sat aside alone, thinking of a plan.
It's a brain-drain.
I want to fight with this Manchurian.
Bao Houdao has passed, and there are only big heroes like Chen Jinnan in his brain.
Just as he was thinking, Wu Liuqi came in.
The turtle wanted to stop him, but Bao Houdao glared at him and left in a gray manner.
The two of them drank a cup of you and I drank a cup non-stop, and Bao Houdao specially ordered someone to kill a dog. Bao Houdao sighed while drinking, Wu Liuqi's amount of wine was above Bao Houdao, when he saw his appearance, combined with last night's words, he knew that he was seventy-seven-eighty-eight, patted his chest, and said in a loud voice: "Brother Bao, although he is not from the rivers and lakes, he has a chivalrous heart, I will solve this trouble for you." However, you and I are drinking here, there are so many pairs of eyes staring, it is inconvenient to start, we must wait until there is no one to deal with those Tartars! ”
Bao Houdao flew into the sky when he heard the morning music.
Someone is doing the things that are worrying.
Beauty is dead.
Who dares to rob a woman with a grimace bag is clearly looking for death.
Bao Houdao's expression flew up at this time, and he looked upstairs disdainfully while drinking, and said in his heart: "Be proud, this son will occupy my woman, wait, Wu Liuqi will kill you soon." Thinking of Wu Liuqi's ability to hold up the boulder with one hand, beating these three or two tartars is not like playing, and he is happy to forget the reason. Thinking about Chen Jinnan's skill in killing officials that day, Wu Liuqi was definitely not bad.
It wasn't until it was dark that Wei Chunfang's door opened.
Walk out of a sick man.
Bao Houdao didn't say anything, but he had already greeted his eighteen ancestors for him in his heart.
As soon as Futai went out, Bao Houdao and Wu Liuqi followed.
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