East of the forest, outside the cabin.

Seven dwarves plus a fairy tale world's No. 1 "Great Beauty" looked up at me and laughed wildly.

"What are you laughing at!" Bai Xue glared at me, looking a little cute.

"Hahaha, there is a breath in my chest, I can't help but come out, can't I?" I've been unhappy with Prince Charming for a long time, and anyone who looks more handsome than me should be damned!

"So you mean to say that your mouth is farting?" Little Brother Qi took a sip of milk and looked at me with wide eyes and interest.

"Fart! Let you go! "I grabbed the little seventh brother and started pumping his ass wildly, bear child! Paralysis! Bear child of the day dog!

"Tell me, what's the good news?" I asked, cheering up.

Bai Xue sat beside me with her skirt and small steps.

"The good news is that Snow White is in our hands! Prince Charming marries a fart! The seven dwarves laughed wildly.

This bunch of bandits!

"I can understand that the second child doesn't like Prince Charming, after all, people chased him with swords for eight streets, and how many of you are so angry?" I was puzzled.

"Damn anyone taller than us!" Guo Xiaosi looked in the mirror and kept playing with his hair.

Me: ""

If those taller than you die, then humanity will probably be almost extinct, and only a bunch of bear children will remain.

"What about me?" I pointed to myself, I was 1.8 meters tall, "You're too psychologically perverted, aren't you?" ”

"You're not human." The dick is straightforward. Wouldn't this reason be a little too casual? And how I heard a smell of swearing.

"You're not human!" I'm angry.

"Really human?" As he spoke, the second child shook the spear he was carrying.

Day, if you are not a person, you are not a person! It's not good to fight and kill.

To console myself, I found an unassailable reason. My IQ is 249, which has long broken through the limits of what humans can achieve, and maybe I really can't be considered human. As a child, I wondered if my bloodline was more noble than anyone else's

"Fang Lin, the second child told us just now, Prince Charming may know that we are in the forest." After breakfast, a family meeting was held, and Xiao Wu said to me.

"How do you know? He saw you running this way with the snow? I asked the second child.

"No, but he knows we hit him in the forest!" The second child spoke.

That's right, I can still say that I met by chance in the forest, and I can't say anything about the dick who suddenly rushed out to hunt.

"By the way, give me back the Holy Flame Order." It occurred to me that I was reminded of this.

"Damn, remember! I'll kill you! "The second one raised his spear and rushed towards me.

In the end, I won, but unfortunately it was time to wash his hands three more times, and his armpits were really too smoky.

"Your Royal Highness, do you want to marry Prince Charming?" The boss touched his white beard and straightened his high hat.

"Well, I don't want to! But he is really good-looking, handsome and tall, and his country is also very strong, and he will inherit the throne in the future" Bai Xue counted the merits of Prince Charming with her little finger.

"He's not a good guy!" My second child and I said in unison. Anyway, we almost killed him once, killing people and eliminating harm for the people, of course, the latter sounded more comfortable.

"Giggles, you're not a good person either!" Bai Xue smiled and pouted at me.

I grin, it seems that the image of the bad guy has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"Fang Lin, this morning, the little bird told me that Prince Charming has returned to his country, and it is estimated that he will bring people to search for people in the forest, especially to find you and the second child. And our king and queen have not yet taken a stand, and do not know what to think. Whitebeard said to me.

I touched my nose and said, "Who sued you?" Who is Little Bird? ”

Which one has no heart and eyes to take this name, little bird? What a shame, don't most people claim to have a big bird?

"Bang--." A lump of guano fell from the sky, soaring, and almost landed on the top of my head, at this moment, I remembered the classic line in "Journey to the West": At that moment, the sword was only 0.01 cm away from my throat

And at this moment, this lump of flying distance is only so far away from me, so it can be said that it passes by me. It waved its sleeves, not taking away a single cloud, leaving only a fresh piece of hot flight

"Well, the bird was just saying hello to you." The boss pointed to the white bird flying in the sky.

Me: ""

Paralysis, is this bird sure that it is not provoking?

"Dick! Shoot him! "I handed the spear to the old second-hand.

"The bird is our friend, I only shoot the blackbird every time, it is the enemy, and the two sides often grab the territory." The second child put down the spear.

My day, no wonder the little seventh brother is only five years old and full of ruffians, this forest is simply a gathering place for hooligans, even birds grab land every day, what the hell!

"Boss, do you understand bird language?" I asked the most critical question.

"Yes, you didn't believe it when you said it a long time ago, didn't you say it, we are good friends with animals." As he spoke, the second child shot another blackbird.

Me: "@#¥%! ”

"Why don't we move first? Where there is life, there is hope. "I have said such classic words, I remember that every bandit and robber dropped this sentence before fleeing for their lives, and there is another sentence with the same effect: **Wait for Lao Tzu! And Lao Tzu is a good man again eighteen years later!

"My big seven boys, nicknamed Little Seven Brothers, known as the Little Overlord of the East Forest, since my debut, I have not changed my name or changed my surname, you told me to run away? If it is passed out, where is my seven boys' face? Little Brother Qi wrinkled his cute little nose, stepped on the chair with one foot, and his movements were very domineering, and Xiao Ding Ding fluttered in the wind, shaking endlessly

I grabbed him by the head and gave him a brain break, and I looked at the other dwarves, and no one had any intention of moving.

I thought about it and decided to persuade it, and I couldn't help but think of a verse I had read before.

"Let me tell you a story. In the past, Hanshan asked: The world slandered me, deceived me, insulted me, laughed at me, despised me, despised me, hated me, deceived me, how to deal with it? I said, making a slight pause, after all, it is classical Chinese, I am afraid that the dwarves will not understand such a low level of education, and by the way, I also translated the vernacular.

"Well, that's probably what I just translated, what do you think Master Shide answered?" I looked around at the dwarves, ready to tell them the correct answer, which was: just bear with him, let him, let him, avoid him, bear with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, and look at him!

What a charming conversation, what an educational one! Its classic Cheng dù is tantamount to the sentence when the protagonist of a novel pretends to be forced: Don't bully the poor boy!

I think this has touched the words of countless people, and the dwarves must have agreed to move first when they heard it.

As a result, the dwarves looked at each other, and I was about to speak, but before I could say this, they said in unison: "Then beat him!" Hit him! him! Slap him! Get him! Day! Pump him! Fight a few more times, half dead every time, look at him! ”

Me: "I'll go!" ”

Bandit culture! Bandit Culture!!

No wonder Napoleon once said: concentration is essence. Dwarves are so short, how much bandit spirit is condensed?

[On the top of the mountain, a person in a white shirt stood in the wind, so unhappy and chic, and then, he shook his little Ding Ding with the breeze, turned his head and smiled demonically, and said: "It's time for my little seventh brother to collect protection money once a year, hand over your recommendation ticket!" Otherwise, I'll cut the chickens, cut the chickens, cut the chickens. ”】

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