I've always felt that life is long, and you will always come across words that you can't refute. That is, the legendary 'I was speechless'.

When I was on Earth, I met a Du-Les salesman who said to me, "Don't buy Jay-Les-Bang!" ”

I asked: Why?

She said, "Don't you feel small?"

it, it's completely irrefutable that there isn't! I believe that she must be the salesman of the year!

I always thought that was probably the most irrefutable sentence for me, but today I found that I came across a new sentence.

I can guarantee that if I contradict the seven dwarves, they will prove it to me, that is, they will beat me, beat me, fuck me, slap me, fuck me, beat me, beat me a few times, beat me to death, and see if I still mention moving

"Fang Lin, you don't understand. The forest is our home, and we are used to living here, and we can't live without it. And nowhere is it safer for us than the forest. The white-bearded boss touched his beard, his face was calm, it seemed that even if Prince Charming sealed the mountain with 10,000 iron horsemen, he would definitely not frown.

"Is it safe? So what if you burn the mountain? "I remember it being written a lot on TV and in novels.

"Stupid. It's not winter and late autumn again. The forest vegetation is luxuriant, the vegetation is very watery, you go and pick a green leaf and burn it to see if you can burn it. "This time, I was hit by the farmer Laosan.

Well, he's a cultivator, and he's the authority on it. But if you think about it, dead leaves are easy to burn, but in fact, lush plants are not so easy to burn when they are well hydrated, unlike what is done on TV, put a few torches, and the whole forest will burn, and you can only thunder desperately with Pikachu, and put hundreds of 100,000 volts to split branches

This time the family meeting ended without a hitch

God's Perspective:

To the north of the forest, in the kingdom of Prince Charming, a man dressed in a gorgeous costume and wearing a big red cloak behind his back sat on his throne with a huff.

He is Prince Charming, the future master of the country.

Standing beside him was a wizard shrouded in black robes, Prince Charming's face was as handsome as ever, if Fang Lin saw it, he would definitely sigh. And the reason why he was hit by a big stone and was able to recover so quickly was mainly due to the work of this wizard.

"Humph! My Khandiki kingdom is strong! The land is twice the size of his! That faint king only had one daughter, Snow White, and I only had to marry her, so it was logical that I would become the king of two countries. Just open up the route in the forest and the two countries will become one! There is no need to expand the territory with a single soldier, and make immortal achievements and fame through the ages! But it was ruined by such a dwarf! ”

Prince Charming's handsome face was a little distorted, he couldn't help touching his face, as if he remembered the huge stone that smashed into his face again, the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, that kind of unforgettable pain, he still can't forget. It was that blow that shattered his glass heart

"Humph! How many women are scrambling to get into my bed. I heard that Snow White is a recognized beauty in the kingdom, so I deigned to go to propose, and I still don't know what to do! Don't you think our Khandiki Kingdom is easy to bully? Prince Charming raised his eyebrows.

A remake of a living Songtsen Gampo. Songtsen Gampo is the boss of Tubo, I don't know if it's a spring-hearted, anyway, he has to marry Li Shimin's princess, Li Shimin didn't bite him, he also arrested his neighbor and beat him, and even wanted to fight with Li Shimin.

But now the position is a bit reversed, because Prince Charming's country is stronger, and he is willing to propose, mainly because Snow White is notoriously beautiful, and then incidentally wants to take the country for himself.

Anyway, who to marry is not to marry? Is it possible to let Snow White be the empress? What are you kidding, there is no such precedent in the whole world, it is better to let me inherit the throne and open up a new great empire!

"Teacher, is there any indication from the queen's side?" He glanced at the black-robed man.

"What? Your Royal Highness! What do you say! The wizard's voice was loud because he had his ears behind it.

"I say! What did the queen say!? The prince said loudly.

"Oh! It seems that Snow White has been taken away! There is nothing in the whole palace! The black robe replied loudly as he sat down in his chair.

"Hehe, I don't know what medicine is sold in the gourd, since that's the case, why don't you let me do it myself! With the help of a teacher, even if I push the whole forest, I will find Snow White! "Prince Charming is like a male dog with a lot of energy.

"What? What do you say? The wizard continued to lean on his ears

The corners of Prince Charming's eyes continued to twitch, and he continued to repeat loudly without drawing his sword.

"Oh! Your Royal Highness, please don't be careless! There are many people in the world! In the wizarding realm! There are two mysterious people who are even more powerful than me! And it is said that they are all in the southern kingdom! It's better to be careful this time! The wizard persuaded. But he spoke so loudly that it was like thunder, and it was obviously an admonition, but he said it murderously like a shrew scolding the street

But will the proud Prince Charming take persuasion to heart?

He only wanted to cut the poor dick with a thousand knives now, and when he thought of his fluffy thighs and the tight skirt he was wearing, he felt that his eyes were going to be long, and he had nightmares for days in the middle of the night, dreaming of that ugly monster smiling and throwing winks at me, and wanting to strip me naked!

Tynyima is terrible!

Also, the "Prince of the Great Heavenly Empire" who deceived himself, I will also split him in half!

Forest south, inside the royal palace.

The mute guard stood quietly aside, holding his breath and watching over the surrounding Yiqiē. He was indeed overturned by the second savage before, but under the queen's witchcraft, he also recovered quickly.

On the big boulder by the lake, a woman with a beautiful figure was sitting quietly, her fair and slender arms occasionally swaying slightly in the lake, feeling the cold touch.

The woman's eyes were a little distracted, and she didn't know what she was thinking. There was still a slight coldness in the beautiful eyes, but it was a little less cold than before. There is a feeling that spring is approaching and the winter snow is melting.

"What kind of person is he?" The woman sighed, a slight doubt in her cold tone. Liu Ye's eyebrows were slightly frowned, with a puzzled expression.

"What an idiot, where did the dumb guard want to kill me that night, it was because they found you close to me, and they wanted to kill you." The woman's tone was slightly playful and mean, as if she was mocking some brainless guy.

That day, she just stumbled upon the beautiful scenery by the Half Moon Lake and quietly enjoyed the tranquility of being alone. As a result, there was a shameless guy who didn't know whether to live or die, and by mistake, he broke into her world with a groundbreaking idiot attitude.

After a while, as if remembering something, she took out a mirror from her arms, and her slender and even five fingers were slightly wiped on the mirror, and a large mouth appeared on the mirror.

"Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, sue me, what kind of person is he?" The woman's cold voice sounded, and there was a slight majesty and unquestioning in this tone, not like an inquiry, more like a judgment.

The "Magic Mirror" was stunned for a while, after all, it was not genuine, and the brain was not very bright, and after a long time, it slowly spit out the sentence that Fang Lin had set before, and it was the only sentence it could say.

- "Crazy line." ”

Helen: ""

[Transition chapter, maintain the habit of voting for recommendations every day.] Today is May 20th, the so-called 520, although you call me an apple, and I also call you little to smash, but since it's 520, you have always supported me, so I have to say something special to you affectionately, sell me chrysanthemums publicly! It's only sold for 5 cents! Someone else said that I don't have to look for 1 piece! You little are waiting for me! 】

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