A fun life has its own fun, and a boring life is so boring. I've long learned to enjoy myself out of boredom, so even though I'm in another world, I've decided to have a good New Year.

Several younger sisters have an amazing physique, running around the house in small pants in the cold weather, and playing a game of killing and killing with pigtails, in fact, they also feel that every day is boring.

"Looks like it's time to send the big killer!" I took out pieces of neatly polished jade and a brush from the package, found a corner, and drilled into it to tinker.

What's the best thing to do on Chinese New Year's Eve?

You say Chinese New Year's Eve dinner? !

The most meaningful thing about Chinese New Year's Eve is, of course, the national gamble - Boluo! This one is playing double buckles, that one is playing Niu Gong, here the fried golden flowers are blown up until they fly, and there is a high explosion at 21 o'clock. Of course, the most in line with the national sentiment is still a thing called mahjong.

One billion people and nine hundred million hemp, this sentence is not a joke.

22 younger sisters, plus the little chef and me, just enough for 6 tables, as for the little seventh brother? If you're too young, let's drink goat's milk.

After I explained the rules, the bear children began to jump into the effort. Anyway, there are so many gold coins in the cave that I can't put it down, it's not the money I earned, and I don't feel distressed when I spend it. I just took it out as a bargaining chip, and everyone had a pile of gold coins like a hillside in front of them, which was dazzling to look at.

I always see news like this on the earth, some Indian tyrant is wearing a pure gold shirt, and then the picture is wearing a big gold chain one by one, and ten fingers are also full of gold rings, and I feel awesome at that time.

Now that I look at it, there are several gold mountains in my home. It turns out that before I know it, I have gone from being a poor worm about to sell a kidney to a super upstart

"Hey! Don't move! Hoo! Yaya flopped the cards in earnest and started digging for gold coins.

Look at this squad leader, the expression of digging gold coins is so serious, it is really speechless.

Paralysis. It's obviously a game invented by Lao Tzu, but you can't play this group of robbers so quickly? Lola is stupid on weekdays, and at a glance, she knows that her mind is full of white spots, but just now it was ** and cheating, that's right, even cheating!

It's good to be big-chested and brainless together. But you secretly ate walnuts

Naturally, the eldest sister among the sisters can come to my table. Yaya, Lola, and Nan.

Xiao Nan has already started to activate the gold fishing mode, there is no way, her brain is not very normal. I feel like I'm not dealing with one person, but nineteen!

Paralyzed, nineteen personalities, I think it's a pity that you don't go to be a sparrow saint! She may already have a meeting in her head, and more than a dozen personalities are discussing what cards are better. The three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang, and the 19 Xiaonan can't resist even if I have an IQ of 249.

The bear children of the dogs, they are all played with at the poker table, and they can't live this day!

"Wha! Give money for money! When has my East Forest Little Overlord ever lost? The voice of the little seventh brother shouted resounded through the cave**. The sisters sighed one after another.

Yes, I'm kicked out of the table now on the grounds that the technique is terrible.

Little Seventh Brother, a four-year-old child, is now invincible in the world. Just played all the same. Among this pile of people, he counted the highest of his small gold mountain pile.

This result makes me a little difficult to accept, I really want to chop my hands, Chinese New Year's Eve is Chinese New Year's Eve, good end to invent a woolen mahjong!

Being idle is also idle, since I dislike my skills. I'm just going to make something fun myself.

Growing up, the one I admired most in my family was my late grandfather. The old man is very versatile, although he doesn't know a single big word. But he can repair electrical appliances, carve wood, and make firecrackers.

Firecrackers are actually not very difficult, and aside from the safety factor, they are actually easy and casual to do. Anyway, it's just to make a few out to have fun and add a little New Year's flavor. For Chinese people, if there are no firecrackers during the Chinese New Year, it is not called the New Year at all. The splitting is booming, so that it is festive enough.

After an afternoon of tinkering, I finally finished a lot, and looking at the semi-finished products in front of me, I honestly didn't dare to order it myself

On the top of the mountain. I stood against the wind, a lonely face of the master, and sought defeat alone.

The sisters and little seventh brother behind him were like fools, looking at the firecrackers in their hands and confused.

"Hmph, you idiots, what about playing mahjong? Aren't you a turtle? Is there a brother who can make firecrackers so powerful? ”

A lot of novels have the protagonist who crosses into another world and makes fireworks, hot air balloons, and other inventions, and that's when I feel a bit like a protagonist. Of course, the premise is that the world inexplicably dispensed gunpowder, and I don't know which accidentally made it. In ancient China, it was because of the alchemy of qi practitioners, and gunpowder was made blindly, and it is estimated that this world is not much worse, because I saw gunpowder in a pharmacy, a group of neurotics!

"Big cousin, will this thing ring when it ignites?" Lola had a handful in her hand, and she had the gesture of igniting it next to me.

I quickly walked away from her, then nodded, and they did the right demonstration.

"Smack." When the first firecracker went off, they were stunned by the loud crackling sound, but it didn't take long for a group of bear children to play and start throwing firecrackers all over the mountains.

In terms of safety factor, I don't have to worry at all, they are all superhuman-like physiques, put a bunch of 1000 firecrackers on the body and blow them up, and it is estimated that they will be unscathed after the explosion. Maybe you can even dance to the crackle of firecrackers, so that it is worthy of the crackling rhythm

At the foot of the mountain, 40 horses galloped, rolling up puffs of smoke and dust, and the forty thieves returned from robbery, and it was time to return with a full load.

"Boss, this ticket is good enough, I just don't know if the little thief who entered our treasure cave before will dare to come again!" Humpty Dumpty's third master licked his thick lips, looking a little bloodthirsty.

He rode his horse and ran at the front, a hideous villain.

And then

"Crackle. it! "The three masters were frightened, what a voice did Nima!

"Crackle, crackle!" Voices rang out in all directions, and it was Supergirls running blindly down the hillside, throwing firecrackers as they ran.

It didn't take long for the whole hillside to crack loudly, and the sound of fried beans came from all directions, strange and terrifying.

The forty thieves were all in a state of fright.

In front of the small hill, no big thief dared to go home (to be continued)

ps: [Thank you for your concern, I've recovered a little, at least my brain is not so dizzy]

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