People are afraid of the unknown, so no matter where they are, there are some legends of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, most of which are actually based on human beings' awe of nature.

The current situation of the forty thieves is to scare my father to death!

Paralyzing, fright? Forty of us brothers had just returned from horseback riding, and only one of the four horses' hooves had stepped on the hillside, and immediately there was a crackling sound! Look at that posture, it's like thunder on the ground! The rolling sound swept in from all directions, so it's no wonder if you don't scare people!

Originally, when you go out for the New Year, a bear child suddenly puts a firecracker behind you to scare people, dozens of bear children are scary at the same time, the effect is absolutely terrifying, and these turtles have never seen such a thing as firecrackers in their lives.

Today, this is too evil

The forty thieves looked at the small hill one after another, wondering why they hadn't come back for a few days, and their own treasure cave had become this ghostly virtue.

"Boss, this thing is too evil! Do you see that we are still going up the mountain? Humpty Dumpty's three masters were most scared at this moment, and they were so frightened that they only trembled. Just now, he rushed the fastest, but the horses under him were so frightened that they almost threw him off the horse.

"Idiot!" The big boss of the one-eyed dragon whipped at the door of the three masters. Who would dare to go up the mountain at this time, didn't you hear the explosions continuing? Look at the hillside, it's all smoking

"We'll come back in the evening!"

Adhering to the bad principle of doing things in the dark at night, the forty thieves temporarily retreated, preparing to wait until it was dark to find out. Paralysis, what kind of world is this, and you don't let people go home?

Looking at a group of crazy bear children, I squatted on the ground alone and laughed. It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, these sisters can have fun, in fact, I'm happy from the bottom of my heart.

Lola's little white hands were actually red, and I made all these firecrackers, many of them were dumb cannons, and some of them exploded very quickly, and they exploded before they were thrown out. Lola's little hands were actually blown up several times, and I felt distressed to see them every time. Which of these sisters didn't get five or six blows on their hands? But they don't feel pain anyway, ordinary people are estimated to be blurred with flesh and blood, and their little hands are red and swollen for half a minute at most, alas, after all, we are weak chickens, they are superhumans.

"Aha! Eat me a shot! With that, Lola threw the firecracker at Ah Zi's body.

Have you ever seen your sister throw firecrackers at her sister? , which sister dares to do this, it's no wonder if she is not flattened to death by the elders in the family. But I don't bother to pay attention to them, anyway, the body is perverted, and it's almost the same as bombarding with cannons, and a few firecrackers are like tickling.

Yaya set off the firecrackers with a serious face, and she didn't know that she thought she was studying the principle, but in fact, her heart was already happy, this stinky girl likes to pretend, not to mention doing more. Lola had been crazy for an hour, and I guess she couldn't listen to it. Xiao Nan, a flower thief who has 19 younger sisters in one, began to talk to herself again, her happiness is not the happiness of ordinary people, when she is happy, it is nineteen people who are happy together, and the excitement is too terrifying. I heard that when she picks flowers, she also has mixed tastes, and all kinds of women have been teased by her, after all, there are nineteen personalities, nineteen aesthetics, and she has a good appetite, as long as she is a female, basically she will not refuse.

It's just that the nineteen personalities don't have a normal personality orientation? I have such a handsome appearance, you are here to tease the eldest cousin, the eldest cousin promises to sacrifice his life for righteousness, and he will make you obedient in his posture

The night is getting deeper. The noise didn't stop for a whole day, and I was exhausted. Fortunately, the 'Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner' made by the little chef Malkina is very delicious. Now Lao Tzu has money, and he doesn't ask the price when he buys vegetables, and he can't look down on the brother who is too cheap, so he doesn't ask if you have good quality, so he picks the expensive one. It's also a technical job for dozens of people to spend so many gold coins, and I'm really worried that I won't spend it when I die.

On the hillside, everyone gathered together again.

"Big cousin, big cousin, is this thing more powerful than firecrackers?" Lola said as she hugged a cylindrical object.

"That's not it, it's hundreds of times more powerful than firecrackers." I told Lola to be careful.

After putting the cylindrical thing on the ground, I said to my sisters, "I'll show you a nice guy later." It's hard to make, and it took me a lot of effort, but I have to pay attention to safety. ”

That's right, I made the fireworks drum. Although it is a semi-finished product, it may be blown up at a point, and the safety indicators cannot be counted here, and I dare to take out and use no matter how dangerous it is, anyway, it can't kill this group of bear children.

"Mao! Ignition! "I lit a stick and shoved it into its donkey's mouth.

"Puff, puff, I won't!" Mao wagged his tail and threw two stinky farts in my face.

Paralysis, this stupid donkey is getting more and more excessive, now I love to stare at other people's faces and fart, last time that fart almost collapsed me to death, if this book is a eunuch, you remember to kill the donkey to vent your anger.

"See that thread? Just burn the fire on that thread, and burn it as you like! "I kicked its big ass.

"Big cousin, I'll do something, I'll do it!" The little general Lola began to volunteer, and she was greeted by a big brain breakdown. Stupid girl, this thing is dangerous, and no matter how strong you are, you will be injured. As for Ah Mao's injury, I'm not distressed anyway.

The stupid donkey snorted and walked over, and then put the donkey's head next to the lead. It's a pity that its body is not very coordinated, and the big donkey's eyes are not in the right direction for a long time. The fool set off the fireworks with his hooves, and finally lit them!

"Your sister! Are fireworks set off horizontally? Run, run! "I don't care who is next to me, anyway, I grab the one who is close to me, and then I drill behind the trees next to me.

After getting in, I found that I was holding Xiao Qige, this bear child shook Xiao Dingding's face with excitement, as if he had knocked on medicine, as for the danger? He didn't even have that word in his head.

"What? Master, what did you just say about Mao? Ah Mao didn't seem to react, but the dangerous object in its arms didn't give it time to react.

The muzzle of the fireworks was aimed right at the bottom of the mountain

At the foot of the mountain, the forty thieves who were ready to go set off again, and the three masters may have felt that it was too embarrassing to be frightened in the morning, but this time he took the lead.

"I don't believe this time! What is it! ”

A slap that seemed to be in the form of a fad flew towards his face. Bang, the world's first fireworks exploded on his brain.

That spark, that's called a brilliant yo.

A certain day, a certain month, and a certain year.

Three masters, hit the street. R1152