Chapter 302: The Great Monk Who Suddenly Appeared

After Monk Xiao's first seven passed, Yang Xiao and Yang Jun showed their heads. The two of them ate with Monk Xiao, but they didn't even show up on the day of Lao Xiao's funeral, which is a bit too much to say. But they both looked tired. I'm a little curious about where Eryang went.

I was not the only one who was curious, after Sun Fatzi saw the two of them, he asked directly, "What are you two doing here?" It's not that I said, you two are black and white. What I know is that you two are too busy, and those who don't know think that you two have gone down to dig coal......"

Yang Jun is a cold character, and Yang Xiao is much more active in comparison. After smiling a little shyly, he said, "If you go down, you will go down, but not to dig coal." The two of us went to see off Monk Xiao for the last journey, how to say that we are half a guest-host relationship, since we want to send it, simply send it farther away and send him down directly. ”

"Did you send Lao Xiao down?" After listening to Yang Xiao's words, Sun Fatzi and I involuntarily leaned over. I said to Yang Xiao, "How is Lao Xiao?" He didn't offend a lot in front of him, so he didn't get bullied this time, right? ”

After Yang Xiao smiled for a while, he said: "I still have a little face below, for the sake of me sending a lot of people down every year, the ghosts below will not let Monk Xiao suffer." The two of us stayed down there with Monk Xiao for a few days, and now he is playing with Xiao Sanda below. ”

After Yang Xiao finished speaking, Sun Fatzi and I breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. At this time, Yang Xiao's words changed, and he said again: "There is one more thing I want to tell you, the two of us followed Monk Xiao before. Now that Monk Xiao is gone, the two of us want to hang it in your company's name, I don't know what you mean. If you don't need manpower there, then the two of us will have to go to Hong Kong to find the blind man. ”

"What are you looking for?" Sun Fatzi smiled. said to Er Yang: "He has a bad eye, and he is throwing the two of you into the pit." That's how we come to this small company. You two won't be hungry with one bite of our food, but there's one thing to make clear. Our connections are not as good as Monk Xiao, and we also have to take on some cases of 180,000 yuan. So ...... your buddies' appearance fee?"

Sun Fatzi pulled a long tone, looked at Er Yang with his eyes, and did not continue to say the following words. Er Yang glanced at each other. It was Yang Xiao who said: "As long as it's not too little, the rest is easy to say." But the two of us took the small case, so the big case of 18 million should also think of the two of us, right? ”

After laughing for a while, Sun Fatzi said, "Of course, this is of course, I didn't say it, I used to count on you two brothers all the time." Now I eat in a pot, and I don't expect the two of you to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Do you still expect Zhang to stutter? At this moment, the people in the sixth room of the poll bureau were all together, and our company added people to import, so what, find a restaurant to gather at night......"

As he spoke, Sun Fatzi had already called Huang Ran: "Lao Huang, there is something to discuss with you, what, Yang Xiao and Yang Jun are going to come to us to partner up." Today, the two of them came to worship the pier, that's it. The two of you sincerely want to treat you to a meal. I'm just waiting to see if you appreciate your face, okay, okay, I'll promise someone for you. ”

Speaking of this, Sun Fatzi seemed to suddenly remember something, and he said with some embarrassment: "There is another thing, that's the case, Lao Huang, you also know that neither of them is mortal, and they don't usually eat much, so they really don't have a familiar restaurant." I have an idea, you don't think this will work, let them settle on the Cantonese restaurant you frequent...... Okay, it would be great if you helped book a private room, it's decided, six o'clock in the evening, see you or leave. ”

In the evening, a few of us went to the Cantonese restaurant together, but when we arrived, Huang Ran, Reserve, and Wu Lianhuan had already arrived. The polite words were not finished yet, Zhang Zhiyan and Meng Qiqi also arrived with Shao Yiyi, which was the most people since Huang Ran. Looking at this familiar private room, it sounded again the last time Monk Xiao and Sun Fatzi picked up toothpicks under the table. Thinking of Monk Xiao's coming, I felt a sigh in my heart again......

After the dishes were served, Huang Ran was just about to get up and welcome Er Yang to join our big family. My body stiffened suddenly, for no apparent reason, and then an old monk in a tattered robe appeared beside me. After seeing me, he immediately shifted his gaze to the table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and finally, the good old monk finally couldn't resist the temptation and revealed his true body from my body.

Fortunately, no one seemed to be able to see him except me. At this time, Huang Ran's toast had just finished speaking, and when he was about to dry the wine in the glass, the old monk turned around by himself, and finally walked in front of a bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall. He didn't use chopsticks, he directly reached out and scooped up an abalone from the Buddha jumping over the wall, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

This scene frightened me, since the old monk passed away in the same Buddhist temple, although he also came out from time to time to make a fuss, but never like now, take the initiative to reach out to grab food, and just eat like this.

Just when the old monk swallowed the abalone in his mouth, some subtle changes occurred in his body. Although I can't describe this change, the current Great Monk is obviously not the same as before.

At this time, it was just when Huang Ran finished saying the toast, and everyone held the wine glass to their mouths. Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on the position of the Shangshan old monk, and then, everyone seemed to be shocked, almost at the same time a sip of wine squirted out, and in an instant, the wine splashed in front of them, and a coughing sound sounded, except for me, these people were coughing and looking at the Shangshan old monk with a look of surprise or a look of indifference.

Among the crowd, Sun Fatzi was the first to say to the good old monk: "Lafayette, you give the bottom, we saw it with our own eyes when you passed away." Let's just say that you come out at every turn to cool off, but there is still a pair of skins in the old Huang family. It's not me saying, are you human or what? The one in the family and the current you, which is the real Galeries Lafayette? "Sister-in-law Suo Miao Cabinet Poll Bureau Persona Post

After the old monk swallowed the abalone in his mouth unhurriedly, he glanced at Sun Fatzi and said, "Little fatty, Buddha, I also want to know if it is a human or a ghost now." If any of you can sue the Buddha, I will worship him as a teacher now, and there will be no problem with knocking one on the spot. After finishing speaking, the old monk paused for a moment, smashed it, and said: "I haven't eaten it for a few years, and it doesn't taste good, it's not as red as the snow in my temple at the beginning......

Among the people present, that is, Zhang Zhiyan, Meng Qiqi and Shao Yiyi have never seen this old monk. I didn't know to be so surprised when I saw him, but the scene of the dead ghost opening his mouth to eat was a little shocking. Let's not talk about whether the old monk is a soul or not, just say where he should digest what he eats, which is something that no one can figure out.

Now the dish that has just been served has not moved in a bite, and it is sprayed with other people's saliva, and this dish is inedible. Fortunately, Huang Ran's family has a big business, and he doesn't care about such tens of thousands of yuan. After relieving himself, Huang Ran immediately ordered to wait for the manager outside the door. The original table was removed, and the table was returned to the same dish as before. Tens of thousands of yuan were scrapped like this, but Huang Ran's face did not feel a little distressed.

Subsequently, Huang Ran asked the manager to add a chair and cutlery. Just as he was waiting to serve the food again, Meng Qiqi looked at the old monk and said, "What rhythm is this time?" Can any of you sue me, who is this old thief? Does a good guy suddenly come out to scare people to play? "The woman is here.

After Meng Qiqi finished speaking, her diehard Zhang Zhiyan nodded, but after he had a long mouth, he didn't say anything.

After the old monk glanced at Meng Qiqi, he laughed strangely and said, "When I was a Taoist master, I swore not to beat women. Then count you unlucky. As he spoke, the old monk suddenly raised his slap and slapped Zhang Zhiyan beside Meng Qiqi.

"Smack!" With a bang, Zhang Zhiyan was beaten and flew up from his seat and flew towards the gate. It is not a passive landing until it hits a wall......