Seeing that Zhang Zhiyan was sent flying, Meng Qiqi was stunned for a moment, and then he was about to get up and do something with the old monk. At this time, Zhang Zhiyan had already gotten up from the ground. yelled at the old monk: "Old bald, I'll fight with you!" When this sentence was shouted, Zhang Zhiyan had already arrived in front of the old monk of Shangshan, raised his fist and was about to fight, but his fist did not wait for it to fall, Zhang Zhiyan suddenly froze, looked at the old monk with an incredible face, and then said a complete sentence: "Who said that sentence for me just now......

After the second sentence was spoken, Zhang Zhiyan realized that his stammering was cured by the old monk's slap. However, he still couldn't believe that he could say such a complete sentence so fluently, what Zhang Zhiyan wanted to say more at the moment, but he didn't know what to say for a while. After turning around in place, Zhang Zhiyan copied the recipe on the table, turned the first page, and read it out loud: "The private rooms of our store are free of service charge, but we do not refuse the tips of guests......"

After reading the two sentences, Zhang Zhiyan suddenly squatted on the ground, ignoring the eyes of everyone around him, covering his face with his hands and crying. originally thought that Zhang Zhiyan would be slapped a second time after rushing back, but he didn't expect that after reading the instructions for the private room, this guy actually squatted on the ground and cried. Sun Fatzi looked at Zhang Zhiyan, who was still crying, and said to himself as if he was talking to himself: "How many years have I not spoken seriously, and I am excited to ...... the same."

Meng Qiqi persuaded a few words in the past, but Zhang Zhiyan still didn't mean to stop the pain, and finally Miss Meng's temper came up. Turning back to the old monk Shangshan, he said, "Old monk, you are slapping him and beating his stutter back!" This sentence startled Zhang Zhiyan, but it was indeed effective, and he wiped away his tears, got up from the ground and returned to his seat. The woman died.

After sitting down again, everyone knew how powerful the old monk was to be good, and almost everyone looked at the old monk with a look of awe. The great monk doesn't care, you see yours, I eat mine, he doesn't use chopsticks, he stretches out his hand to fish for food in the plate and bowl by himself. In just such a while, he actually ate more than half of the noodles on the table.

Huang Ran's hospitality has always been known for his boldness. Although this time it was in the name of Eryang's treat. But everyone knows that Huang Ran will pay the bill in the end. Seeing that there were fewer and fewer dishes on the table, Huang Ran smiled slightly, and then called the manager over and prepared to continue ordering. But at this time, the old monk suddenly stopped talking. After wiping his hands with a tablecloth, he said, "It looks very lively, but that's how it tastes." ”

Speaking of this, the great monk raised his eyelids and looked at the manager who was standing aside respectfully, and said, "Your dishes are tasteless, but it's a pity that these good things are gone." Next time, remember, you have to be willing to put salt, such a large table of dishes, what can you taste like if you are missing two catties of salt? I didn't expect the restaurant to be quite big, but the dishes made were so small. ”

The manager smiled at Huang Ran a little embarrassed, Huang Ran also smiled bitterly, looking at the remaining dishes on the table, the dishes that had been grabbed by the old monk could no longer be moved, and Shangshan was not polite just now, and almost every dish was tried salty. This table of dishes is completely ruined, and Huang Ran can only let the manager set up the original table and serve it again. Rao is a wealthy old Huang, and after so many times, his heart began to hurt a little.

Fortunately, the old monk had only eaten half of the table just now, and he hadn't moved the wine or anything. After the manager went out, Huang Ran personally pushed the cart with wine in front of the old monk, and said with a smile: "Master, I don't know what you like to drink, there are a little bit of white wine, rice wine and foreign wine here, why don't we try Moutai first?" ”

This sentence seemed to hit the horse's leg, and the old monk glanced up at Huang Ran and said, "Fatty, what do you mean?" Don't know if there are precepts for monks? Once the Buddha knows that he broke the vows and condemned the sin to the Buddha, are you bearing it for the Buddha? ”

This sentence is unreasonable, as if the old monk Shangshan had been eating vegetables just now. There was a plate of boiled cabbage heart on the table, full of dishes, and the old monk just didn't touch it......

However, Huang Ran smiled indifferently, and when he heard that the old monk didn't drink, he immediately went to the manager, saying that he wanted to make a pot of fragrant tea for the old monk to relieve his oiliness. However, the old monk didn't mean to appreciate it, he stood up slowly, glanced at Huang Ran, and said, "Don't bother, Buddha, I've eaten and drunk enough, and now I'll go back and rest." Next time you come back for dinner, remember to leave a chair for the Buddha and me......"

By the time I said this, the old monk had already arrived at my side. Before I could speak, he leaned forward and slammed into me. I was used to the way he borrowed my body, but this time something went wrong. "Bang!" With a bang, I and the old monk's two heads collided together, knocking me into the stars, not to mention, the old monk himself covered his head for a long time.

"Why can't you get in?" The old monk rubbed his head and looked at me, after thinking about it for a long time, he still didn't believe that this would be the result just now. At that moment, the old monk glanced at me and said, "Don't move...... and bumped into my body again as he spoke. This time, as before, he and I collided. Fortunately, this time the old monk and I were on guard and didn't crash into Venus like we did just now.

"What's going on? Why can't I go home? The old monk looked at me in amazement, and after a pause, he continued: "Little baby, what did you eat just now......

I was also very surprised by this scene just now, and the old monk knocked me unconscious just now, and after thinking about it for a long time, I said to the great monk of Shangshan: "I saw you eat ...... just now"——

At this time, the service staff had already removed the remnants of the table and re-came up with the first main dish, Sea Emperor Wing, Sun Fatzi spit it out directly after taking a bite, and shouted at the manager who served the food himself: "Are you shark fin boiled in seawater?" ”

The saltiness of the dishes could no longer be taken care of, and the old monk tried several times in a row, and finally gave up the plan to enter my body again. But he still couldn't understand why such a change suddenly appeared in such a good manner?

After being made such a fuss by the old monk, the dishes that came back were all salty and unbearable. Although after a while, everyone got up and said goodbye. When the manager took the menu, I glanced at the price on the menu, the three tables of dishes plus wine were a total of 98,000, after getting the inheritance of Monk Xiao, I had more than 200 million on the account alone, and I was thinking about paying for Huang Ran, but Sun Fatzi suddenly grabbed my arm, saying that it was a stomachache and then a burst of nonsense. After Huang Ran handed over his gold card to the manager, Sun Fatzi's stomach miraculously got better again.

After the old monk followed us back to Huang Ran's house, he looked at his former body for a long time, and then I realized that the old monk Shangshan not only couldn't even enter my body, but even his own authentic body couldn't enter. But this is not a bad thing for me, at least when I take a shower and go to the toilet, I don't have to be inexplicably embarrassed.

But just as I was washing up and lying down and about to fall asleep, a rapid phone ringing pulled me back again. The caller ID was a number I didn't recognize, and when I answered the phone, there was a familiar voice: "Shen Sheng, pear is good, even Ma Xiaolin ......"

Hearing this voice, I immediately remembered what Monk Xiao had told me in my heart. Instinctively, I thought that Ma Xiaolin was here to ask for the account, and said impatiently: "Old Ma, do you know what time it is?" What can't be said during the day? If there is anything, you come to the company tomorrow to come to me, and I will let Sun Desheng talk to you. ”

Ma Xiaolin on the other side of the phone smiled a little embarrassedly, and then said: "Shen Sheng, don't misunderstand the pear, that's the case, a month ago, I introduced a business to Xiao Sheng, and at that time, there was a little problem and I didn't talk about it, so I gave up." However, the person concerned just called the couple and said that he was willing to give five million, and the pear would take a look to see if there was any need for the next step......