It would be a wonderful thing to have a lovely little girl walking in the forest, if she didn't ask me how to tie up

"Fang Lin, why are you tying up like this? It's weird. Bai Xue stared at the black cat that I was carrying upside down.

"Little girl, don't be blind." I waved my hand over her eyes.

I made up a little bit in my mind if it was a picture tied to Bai Xue, uh, forget it, this girl is poor!

"Bang ——。" I flicked the black cat's tail all the way and accidentally hit its face into a tree.

"Meow a mi!"

, this sound rings like a bell!

Which cat doesn't meow softly? Even if you are hurt by Lao Tzu, don't scream so loudly. My glass heart was shattering.

"Ahh It's awake! Bai Xue pointed to the black cat that I had thrown into the tree.

Nonsense, I'm not without eyes.

I carried the black cat upside down, and looked carefully at the black cat walking on two legs and behind the ears, and I always felt that its expression was a little human.

"Hiss——。" The black cat's expression was distorted, and his facial features were almost squeezed together, looking at the grinning appearance, it was estimated that I was hurt.

But, what the hell is a meow? Have you ever seen a cat barking like this?

"Can you speak human language?" I carried the black cat upside down.

The black cat looked at me, opened its mouth and said, "Huh? What do you say? ”

Me: "@#$%^!"

"I say! Can you speak human words?! "It's so tiring to shout so loudly. However, this question seems to be really nonsense.

"You sneak attacker! Stun me while I'm not looking! If you let me go, I want you to look good! The black cat barked loudly, full of momentum.

"Sneak attack on your sister! I walked behind you openly, but you can't hear it, okay? As I spoke, I flicked its tail and lifted it upside down, like a yo-yo.

"What? What do you say?! The cat's words have a smell of northern Shaanxi.

Paralyzed, unable to communicate

This cat has been swearing all the way, Bai Xue and I are not very familiar with the animals in the forest, but the cat that walks on two legs, and wears a cape, and can talk in the ear, is like an alien to me, so I am not going to release it, but choose to gagged its mouth with a cloth ball.

Staggered back to the cabin, just in time to see the second child exercising at the door.

Good fellow, a stone the size of half a man, tossed around in the air by him, is also perverted enough.

The second child looked at the black cat I was carrying upside down in my hand and said loudly, "Hey! Brothers! Is this your prey today? Not bad! It's just that cat meat isn't very tasty. ”

I can clearly see that this black cat's face is green, and its fur is slightly black, so it is dark green and dark green, which is strange and ugly.

"Second, have you ever seen a cat walking on two legs?" I asked.

"A cat that walks on two legs? I've seen it! The second said confidently.

Damn, there are really two-legged cats in this world?

"What about talking cats?"

"Brother! Are you stupid? Of course cats can talk! I can also speak cat talk, meow meow~! ”

Paralyzed, you're really stupid!

"I'm talking about people!" I couldn't help but kick him hard in the ass.

Under my foot, the second child stood still, day, so ashamed.

He slapped his ass twice casually, patted off the footprints on it, and said, "I haven't seen a cat that talks to people." Can this cat speak human language? That's unusual, so how many days will you study before eating? ”

The second child looked at the black cat carefully, and did not forget to lick his slightly dry lips.

The black cat whose tail I was carrying couldn't help but feel excited, obviously frightened by the wild man in front of me.

"Xiao Wu has read a lot of books, and he knows a lot of things, but he and Xiao Si and Xiao Liu went to help the third child sow seeds, and only the eldest is left in the family, why don't you ask the boss." The second child is also a little interested in this cat.

"What about Little Seventh Brother?" As I opened the door, I asked about my little boss.

"Oh, he's just seen a tiger, and now he's riding it." The second child clapped his hands.

I glanced at it and vaguely saw a few tiger hairs mixed between his fingers

Say yes and be good friends with animals?

Wearing open crotch pants and shaking Xiao Dingding, and then riding a tiger and screaming for protection money, this scene is so beautiful that I dare not think about it.

Pushing open the wooden door, just in time to see the boss touching his white beard basking in the sun, I ripped off the cloth ball from the black cat's mouth and threw it on the ground.

Before I could speak, the black cat twisted like an earthworm towards the Boss.

It was tied to me all over its body, and it rubbed on the ground for a long time before it reached the soles of the boss's feet.

The boss had a bad look, I already knew this, he looked down at the black cat. The black cat looked up at the boss in shock, and said loudly: "Teacher!! ”

"Bang ——。"

Kick fly!

Continue to twist, continue to be an earthworm, continue to move to the soles of the boss's feet.

"Teacher!!" The sound is getting louder and louder.

"Bang ——。" One kick continues to fly.

Persevere, but also twist

This picture was carried out seven times, and the seventh time the boss didn't kick him, for no other reason, it wasn't that the boss suddenly relented, but because he was old and his health was not very good, he kicked seven times in a row, and he was tired and panicked

The boss gasped, and the black cat continued to say loudly, "Teacher! A few more kicks! A few more kicks! How many years! I haven't been kicked by you in years! It feels so familiar! I want to cry! ”

Paralyzed, what a cheap request. Sure enough, I saw the corner of the boss's mouth twitch, and then with the cramping right foot, he kicked his pussy ass again

The nostalgic expression on the black cat's face seemed to be still reminiscing about the stinky foot just now, and he smashed his mouth and said loudly: "That's right, that's how it feels!" It's this familiar feeling! Woooooo ”

I don't know if it was kicked and hurt or if it was lost and moved to cry.

"Boss, is it your apprentice? Do you have non-human apprentices? The second squatted down and helped the boss rub his cramped legs.

"Evil beast!" The boss said loudly, this feeling is like Sun Wukong shouting "Monster!" ”

"Boss, is it really a cat?" I asked.

"How do I know?" The boss rubbed his cramped legs, and his white beard trembled angrily.

"Damn, don't you know your apprentice?" I wiped my sweat.

"I have 3,000 apprentices, how can I remember coming?" The boss said of course, not to mention how irresponsible this sentence is.

Paralys, no wonder it is said that the Analects was compiled by Confucius and his disciples, could it be because Confucius and his old man couldn't remember the names of so many disciples like the boss? So I got a bunch of assistants to help?

"Teacher! Would you like to kick it again? Just one kick!! The black cat continued to crawl on the earthworm, lying on the ground and raising his cat face, with a flattering expression, and little stars lit up in the cat's eyes.

Meow a mi, my fairy tale world is really only neurotic!

Pharmacy Bilian!

[PS:There is an announcement on the homepage of the www.biquge.info of the pen fun pavilion,About the new membership level,You can take a look,Maybe after a while you will find that your level has changed and the writer level has also been modified,Because it's a new book,I'm now a 0-star writer.,At the bottom of the food chain, it's no wonder that you priced my chrysanthemum so low and asked for a recommendation vote to comfort me.。

Re-P and S: Thanks to "My Peace of Mind" for becoming the new helmsman of this book, in addition, thanks to "Salary", "Embarrassment also reads", "Galus", "Lamb in the Black", "I Ride You (⊙o⊙) Oh" for their reward support, in no particular order]

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