Chapter 1 Nagging and Cooking
After returning from Shimoqigaki Village, I worked hard to replace all the fake books made of cardboard and used as decorations on the shelves in my study for genuine goods. There are all types, historical, geographical, archaeological, biological, and I specially bought a full set of genuine "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "Guiguzi Seventy-two Strategies".
At Lu Shan's strong request, a row of shelves was set aside and she was filled with medical books, most of which were surgery.
When I bought the book, I was full of confidence, determined to thoroughly supplement my cultural knowledge, so as to save myself from encountering strange things and blackening my eyes, so I spent tens of thousands of oceans, and I didn't feel so distressed. But when it came time to study, not only did I feel distressed, but my head hurt.
It took three months to look at the pictures in the Classic of Mountains and Seas many times, but I didn't remember a single name, except for the living creatures I had seen before, I closed my eyes and forgot all of them. Guiguzi's art of war, I also remembered some names sporadically, but I didn't find anything related to Cao Cao, ghost eyes, and pills.
Although I didn't remember the art of war, the image of Guiguzi was completely raised in my heart. Calculated carefully, the entire period from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Warring States Period was a competition in which his apprentices competed, fighting wits and courage, which made the various countries in that period have flourishing tactics and people's livelihoods, and it has really vigorously promoted the development of the wheel of history.
Among them, most of the names I can remember are some familiar names, first Su Qin, Zhang Yi, Sun Bin, Pang Juan, Shang Ying, and then Li Si, Mao Sui, Xu Fu, Gan Mao, Sima Cuo, etc.
Among them, Sun Bin's father, that is, Sun Wu who wrote "The Art of War", Sun Wu and Guiguzi are good friends, Sun Wu is so good, and he also handed over his son to Guiguzi as an apprentice, which shows that Guiguzi's attainments have reached the realm of supernatural powers.
According to his knowledge, later generations summarized four points for him, one is theology: the sun, the stars, the latitude, divination, gossip, the budget is sophisticated, very accurate; the second is military science, six Tao and three strategies, endless changes, marching in formation, unpredictable ghosts and gods; the third is a study tour, a wide memory, a clear judgment of the situation, export into a chapter, ten thousand people are difficult to do; The fourth is the study of birth, self-cultivation, dispelling illness and prolonging life, and profound learning.
It should be mentioned that this Guiguzi is called Wang Xu (xǔ), also known as Wang Chan, called Xuanweizi, is a very mysterious Taoist, a master of the military family, and the originator of the Zongheng family. And the place where he lived before his death was the Yedi of Wei during the Warring States Period, which was the place where Cao Cao later built Yecheng.
No wonder Cao Cao got the art of war from Guiguzi, it turned out to be a person from a place, and I don't know if he knew that there was the art of war there, so he built the capital Yecheng, or after building the capital Yecheng, he got the art of war.
The three-month muddy study period was interrupted by Zhou Tongtong's vacation. This time, she not only came back by herself, but also brought back a large number of classmates. In addition to the two in her dormitory, there are also the two in the dormitory next door, who tied me up with the fat brother all night. The house immediately became a kindergarten, and it was chattering as if the sparrows were in a meeting, and they couldn't read at all.
Lu Shan got along very well with them, but said that I was too old-fashioned, and it was not fun to live with me, if they hadn't come, I would have to practice Buddhism and become a nun. If Jiang Li and Yan Qiu were here, they would definitely be able to get along with them very happily.
Needless to say, my feelings for Jiang Li are like relatives. sharing life and death, coupled with Jiang Li's young age, erudite and kind-hearted, there is also a sense of mystery. If you are friends with her for life, you can really change a lot from knowledge to heart, but it's a pity that you can't mention it again.
Yan Qiu's identity has always been difficult for me to identify, and I have inquired about some magazines, but I have never heard of a magazine called "Voyeurism". In fact, I guessed without asking, this identity is fake. When she first met us, she heard that we had caught ghosts and wanted to interview us, but then she quietly left at night without an interview, which is enough to show that she made up all the magazines. I still remember her unconcealed body and cautious escape under the moon.
However, after that thrilling trip to the garden, I didn't think she had any ill will towards us, and I silently admitted in my heart that she was a comrade-in-arms, but there were too many secrets of this comrade-in-arms.
Although a group of girls are running around at home every day, it is the life that every man yearns for, and each girl has different personality characteristics, which instantly turned my home into a grand view garden. But I can't stand their schedules. Either chattered until the early hours of the morning, or slept soundly all day, so that Lu Shan also adjusted her schedule.
And my eating has also become a problem. Many times I cooked one meal a day, and I always forced myself to fall asleep hungry, but they cooked in the middle of the night and stuffed cooked food into my mouth, so that I now sleep very lightly and wake up at the slightest movement.
When I was on the verge of collapse, I resolutely chose to move to the fat brother's house.
The women strongly objected, and they pulled me to death, and tried all kinds of tricks, from seduction to probation, from coercion to temptation. Eventually, I pulled a faster cable and increased the speed of the WIFI at home, and they were willing to compromise and let me go.
went to live at the fat brother's house, and the fat brother naturally approved with both hands.
But Sister Hua is not happy, she always says that the two of us get together, and we are playing crooked ways, and the fat brother has learned badly with me.
In order to prove that Sister Hua sees things thoroughly, and in order to make Sister Hua's words the truth, I lived up to Sister Hua's loyal evaluation of me, and thought of a ghost idea that was extremely beneficial to the fat brother.
I have to say that I have developed a problem over the years, I sleep very lightly, I have to sleep by myself, and the fat brother's snoring will lead me to insomnia. So their two-bedroom house was forcibly assigned by me, I slept in a small room, and Fat Brother and Sister Hua had to sleep in the other double bed.
The fat brother was very happy, and tried his best to help me speak, saying that it couldn't affect my rest, I was a guest, and I wanted to be entertained, so the two of them were wronged and squeezed in the same bed for a while.
As a result, Sister Hua's decision-making directly sentenced the fat brother to life. Sister Hua decided that I would sleep in the cabin, she would sleep in the big room by herself, and the fat brother would sleep on the sofa in the hall.
Originally, the fat brother was completely disheartened, but he slept on the sofa for a few days, and things took a turn for the better.
The fat brother also lived up to expectations and finally made it to home plate.
From Christmas to New Year's Day. The four of us were the oldest, and we followed the little girls to experience our youth again. From song halls to dance halls, from swimming pools to video game cities, from eating, drinking to having fun, there is really no idle moment.
It was until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and the fat brother also proposed to Sister Hua at the instigation of everyone and the atmosphere, and succeeded at one time.
Sister Hua also set up fifty articles for the fat brother after marriage, and I naturally don't need to remember the specific content, but I remember that the fat brother said excitedly at that time: "As long as you give birth to a baby, it's okay, it's okay." ”
According to the meaning of the fat brother, get the certificate first, and then find a day to hold a banquet. But Sister Hua disagreed, she said that we don't have any relatives, and the banquet seems to be deserted, and the day of obtaining the certificate is considered a happy day, and the banquet is not held, and the travel is married.
How dare the fat brother object, he kept nodding in agreement. But the day of receiving the certificate was pushed from May 1st to June 1st, and from June 1st to July 1st, and finally Sister Hua finally decided to get the certificate on August 1st Army Day.
Lu Shan asked Sister Hua: "Why did you choose that day?" Does it have any special significance? ”
Sister Hua said confidently: "Of course there is, on the August 1st Army Day, don't you get married on this day?" ”
After listening to Sister Hua's cold joke-like reason, the fat brother and I were both cold from the top of our heads to the soles of our feet.
After Zhou Tongtong started school, we regained our calm, and we also took over some business in the past eight months, but it was basically trivial things, and my main focus was on taking care of the Zhou family's business.
Zhao Tiesuo has been diligent and has helped me a lot, except for running errands, he does all the work, and also gives me feedback on the business status of the Zhou family, no matter how big or small.
Because of the last experience, I felt embarrassed to involve him for no reason, and I wanted to give him a sum of money, but he didn't want to live or die, and later promoted him to the manager of the personnel department. Zhou Tongtong also verbally gave him a position as assistant to the chairman.
In addition to helping the fat brother with some work, wedding photos and other things, Lu Shan and I are basically idle, and I haven't been interested in reading those books, if Lu Shan hadn't wiped them every day, it is estimated that they would have been covered in dust a long time ago.
I also picked up my parents' international calls a few times, and they had already begun to urge me, and I always said that I would explain this side clearly later in the name of taking care of the Zhou family's business. I really don't know where I'm going from here.