Chapter 2 Fat Brother's Wedding
After a long wait, our top priority, that is, the wedding of Fat Brother and Sister Hua, finally arrived as scheduled.
Early that morning, Lu Shan and I got up from the bed, cleaned up, sat on the sofa in the living room, stared at the phone, and anxiously waited for the fat brother's call. Who Cheng wanted to wait until noon, staring at me so that both eyes were in tears, and the fat brother's phone was remembered slowly.
I picked up the phone, and before the fat brother could speak, I asked, "Did you do it?" ”
The fat brother said impatiently over there: "Of course I did, I said yes today." ”
A big stone in my heart has only fallen to the ground. Then he asked the fat brother with a smile: "Where can I eat at noon?" ”
The fat brother paused for a while and said, "Eat wherever you want, go home and eat." ”
I immediately got angry and shouted to the fat brother: "You're not so stingy, are you? Don't have a treat for a big wedding? When you were in Cao Cao's tomb, you owed me a meal. ”
The fat brother hesitated for a moment and said, "Is there such a thing?" ”
I began to help the fat brother recall again: "You forgot? You jumped down from that sink, and I went to pick you up, and I brought it down, and I said you invited me to dinner, and you said you would come out alive. ”
The fat brother unhurriedly asked Sister Hua next to him, and Sister Hua confirmed that there was indeed such a thing, and the fat brother said helplessly: "Then, okay, but I'm married, invite you to dinner, can you bring some money?" You and Lu Shan have one each. ”
I was completely speechless.
Lu Shan grabbed the phone and said to the fat brother with a smile: "Okay, the money is ready, where can I give it to you?" ”
The fat brother was amused when he heard it, and said to Lu Shan on the phone: "We are now at the intersection of the commercial street and have opened a new Western restaurant, you two can come." ”
Lu Shan said happily: "It's about the same. Then he hung up the phone and ran upstairs in a hurry.
Lu Shan went upstairs and found two pieces of paper to make a small red envelope, which was given by the photo studio when he took wedding photos for the fat brother.
The fat brother worked in the photo studio, so he also knew some of the operation processes of the photo studio, all kinds of bargaining, the owner of the photo studio saw that he had met an expert, so he really took a set of wedding photos for the fat brother, and confiscated how much money, and took back a lot of accessories in a large bag, the fat brother said that it was reserved for me when I got married, and I didn't have to pay for it when I got married.
Lu Shan put a hundred yuan in the red envelopes.
I thought she was too stingy, and she only packed a hundred.
Lu Shan said: "You still want to fight with us? This fat money fan, so he pretended to be a hundred and let him have a treat. ”
At the same time, we both changed into relatively formal clothes, Lu Shan said that when she wore a long skirt, she was charming and moving. I was asked to wear a suit in August, and I refused to live or die.
Yan Qiu persuaded: "When the fat brother gets married, please eat Western food, you are also a son, don't lose face to others." ”
I reluctantly put on a suit and sat in the co-pilot.
Soon we arrived at the intersection of the commercial street, and Lu Shan and I drove around several times before finding a parking space. In the process of looking for a parking space, we didn't see any new Western restaurants. So I got out of the car and walked on the pedestrian street.
The two of us dressed up, just like two movie actors, attracted countless meaningful eyes, and the eyes of passers-by flashed not admiration, but curiosity, and more as if they were still ridiculing.
My face was staring at me hot, and I thought it would be nice to have this meal at night.
No matter how I looked for it, I couldn't find the restaurant that the fat brother said. Lu Shan and I stood helplessly on the steps at the entrance of the mall, looking around, but we couldn't find the fat brother.
Just when the two of us agreed that we were tricked by the fat brother, there seemed to be movement in the glass window behind us.
I subconsciously looked back and saw two people in couple T-shirts, sitting face to face in the seats inside the glass window, and the fat man was still shamelessly knocking on the thick glass and shouting my name.
I looked up at the big billboard above and was completely stupid, KFC? Is this the Western restaurant that the fat brother said? I was immediately furious, pushed open the door and walked in with Lu Shan, and when I walked to the side of the fat brother, I shouted: "Western restaurant? That's what you mean to eat Western food? ”
The fat brother smiled and said, "Ho, we are married, but it is better for you two to dress formally." How? Are you jealous and jealous, you two also want to do it today? ”
Lu Shan sat down beside Sister Hua angrily and complained to Sister Hua: "Your husband said to invite us to eat Western food, you see us dressed like this, which makes people laugh to death." ”
Sister Hua actually said very seriously: "Yes, he's right, isn't this Western food?" ”
The fat brother actually said innocently: "I'm right, it's a Western restaurant, I didn't let the two of you wear like this, did you bring the money?" Hurry up and get it, I'll go order food. ”
I'm even hotter, and he still thinks about money? shouted to the fat brother: "You get married, please eat KFC, do you still want money?" ”
Sister Hua said on the side: "Shhh, you still think you're not ashamed enough?" What to shout? Hurry up and take it out, and say whatever you want to eat. ”
Lu Shan reluctantly took out two red envelopes from her handbag and threw them on the table.
The fat brother happily picked it up, looked inside, and said, "My brother is married, and the two people who are big bosses will only give two hundred, and they are embarrassed to take it out." ”
As soon as my eyes widened, I went to grab the red envelope in the fat brother's hand, and said, "Two hundred? I don't want to give a cent now, don't give it back to me. ”
The fat brother was quick-eyed, and immediately hid the red envelope behind his back, still saying with a hippie smile: "Two hundred is two hundred, you are stingy, your brother can't dislike you." "It's like we're at a loss. Then the fat brother got up and went to order.
I was so angry that I threw my suit jacket on the seat next to me, sat down, and said to Sister Hua: "You just got married, why are you the same face as your husband?" Where did that upright Sister Hua go? You still speak for him? ”
Sister Hua even said confidently: "Yes, I don't help my husband speak, do you want others to help?" Isn't that messy? ”
I was completely tortured by these two people speechless, I really regret that I gave them a whole room to sleep in, my beloved Sister Hua is gone, and I can't regret it in my heart.
It's useless to say anything, let's see if the marriage certificate is real or fake. I took the two small red boxes in Sister Hua's hand, the paper box is quite exquisite, the golden cover has a big national emblem, and the lid with a magnet is opened, and there is a small red book inside.
The inside of the red book is very simple, there are photos and basic information of the two people, and a clear steel seal is buckled. Don't look at this little red book, there is nothing special, but it contains the true feelings of the world, contains mutual affection, contains life and death together, and contains never abandonment. How many people have selflessly paid for this little red book. How many people have lost their closest people because of betraying this little red book.
Seeing the photo of Sister Hua and Fat Brother on it, I really burst into tears, closed the small book, and handed it back to Sister Hua, I was so moved that I was inexplicably moved.
When Lu Shan read the marriage certificate, she was also happy, and said to me, "Can you wear a pair of contact lenses?" Otherwise, it won't look good when the photo is taken. ”
I was also pulled back from my own world by her words, glanced at Lu Shan and said, "I cry in the wind, what's the use of being invisible." When my eyes are healed, let's take a look again. ”
Lu Shan blamed me for understanding the amorous feelings, pouted, turned her head and said happily to Sister Hua: "You are also a sexy wife and young wife now, when will you give us a little nephew?" ”
I interrupted Lu Shan and said, "It's a nephew, not a nephew." ”
Lu Shan came to argue with me again: "My sister's child, isn't it a nephew?" ”
I just reflected, I am from the fat brother's side, she is from the side of Sister Hua, it seems that the two of us have been quickly divided into camps by the marriage of these two people, and they are already the in-laws and the mother's family.
Sister Hua patted her stomach at this time and said, "I already have it." ”
I'm even more strange, two people who have not established a relationship for more than 20 years, in just a few months, have developed so fast? I asked Sister Hua in surprise: "It's all there?" When did it happen? ”
Lu Shan glanced at me and said, "Can you be quieter?" When did you say that? It's a matter of the evening. ”
Only then did I notice that I was indeed a little loud, and the people around me were looking at us.
It took a long time for the fat brother to come back, his steps were fast, and he seemed to be in a hurry, but he didn't have the meal he ordered.
I said to the fat brother, "Why are you so grinding when you order something?" What's the hurry? Lost money? ”
The fat guy didn't answer me, grabbed my arm, and walked to the front desk of the restaurant.
I followed him in confusion, and when I walked not far from the front desk, I followed the direction of his finger and saw a small girl wearing a staff uniform, standing at the front desk with a smile, ordering food for the customers in line.
The person who looked extremely familiar was actually Jiang Li.