Chapter 13: The Panda Man Comes to the Door
And just when Li Yunfei was chasing the little girl in the living room, there was a sudden knock in the direction of the door.
The chase between the two stopped temporarily, Li Yunfei looked at the door, then at the little girl, and hesitated.
"What do you want me to do? Go open the door. ”
The little girl Yun lightly tidied up the hem of her messy skirt because of running, and glared at Li Yunfei, "Do you want your guests to wait for a long time?" ”
"Humph! I'll teach you a good lesson later. ”
Li Yunfei glared at the little girl, gave up the chase for the little girl, and ran to open the door.
"Who? Is there something wrong with me in the morning? ”
Li Yunfei opened the door with some curiosity, and then saw a round and chubby kind smile.
The black and white body is round and very joyful.
The moment the door opened, the panda man who came to the door folded his hands and bent down to salute, smiling very politely.
"Hello, traveler, may the green dragon guide your path."
Expressionless, Li Yunfei and the panda man looked at each other.
The panda man was stunned, "Huh? You...... Aren't you just ......"
"No, I'm not!"
Li Yunfei reflexively covered his face, and pulled the door violently with his other hand to close the door.
However, the panda man quickly pressed against the gate, making Li Yunfei's plan to close the door frustrated.
Standing at the door, he looked at Li Yunfei covering his face with some curiosity and scratched his head.
"So you are Mr. Li Yunfei? It was really rude when I met just now, hello, I'm Chan Storm Spirit, I'm from the continent of Pandaria, uh...... Do you know Pandaria? ”
During the whole process of the panda man's self-introduction, Li Yunfei pushed the door hard, trying to close the door again.
However, it was obvious that his strength was far inferior to that of the panda man in front of him, so even if he gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, the gate would still stand still.
After the pandaman finished introducing himself, he was silent for a few seconds, and finally put down the hand covering his face and sighed at the pandaman.
I said...... Aren't you gone? How did you come back again? Also found me here...... Do you bring your own GPS navigation system? ”
"What...... What system? ”
The panda man scratched his head, apparently not understanding the jargon of this earth.
Li Yunfei didn't expect him to understand...... Of course, he didn't bother to explain.
He let go of the door, stood at the entrance with his hands on his shoulders, looked up and down at the panda man in front of him, and asked, "How did you find me here?" ”
"Oh, you mean that? Hahaha...... I was lucky, when I met a kind old gentleman on the road, he pointed me the shortcut, saying that according to the road he pointed out, I can take a lot less wrongful roads, and I can find you the fastest, and I did find you, hahahaha...... What an interesting old gentleman. ”
The panda man said, as if remembering the old man's amusement, and couldn't help but laugh, "I think I may have started to like this planet, and not all humans here like to pluck other people's hair like those crazy women." ”
Li Yunfei, on the other hand, frowned, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Who's that old man? What is your name? ”
"Uh...... The old gentleman did not leave his name, but there was a red heraldic pattern on the right chest of his clothes, which seemed to be a kind of writing I did not recognize, which was quite beautiful, and somewhat similar to the script of our panda people. ”
Li Yunfei's face instantly became extremely ugly.
"How could it be that dead old man......"
According to the information said by the panda man, if Li Yunfei did not guess wrong, there is a good chance that the old man is the crazy old man who pestered him before...... Depend on! Do I have a grudge against him? Why do you always get me in trouble?
It was not easy to deceive this panda man, why did the old man point him back to the right path? Could it be that the old man was actually sent by Heaven to punish him?
Please, even if it's really sent to punish him, then at least you have to send a cute and beautiful cute girl, what is the taste of sending an old man? What's the point of falling in love and killing an old man? If I want to die, I'd rather die in the big boobs of a beautiful girl.
Vomiting his bad luck in his heart, Li Yunfei looked at the panda man in front of him depressedly and sighed.
There is a saying that when life is strong. When raping you, if you can't resist, then enjoy it.
Although Li Yunfei didn't welcome the traverser to his house, when the other party really came to the door, he couldn't ignore it - especially when the panda man in front of him seemed to have a strong force value, it was not a wise choice to clash with the other party.
Although this guy looks very friendly with a smile, maybe the other party is actually a smiling tiger with a vicious heart. Now I have to ask you to laugh with you, and when you refuse the request, the other party will have to smash the table and cut people nine times out of ten.
After all, it's not nonsense to ban people with force, people, as soon as they have force, they are restless, and they love to make trouble.
If this panda man, whose force value is obviously not low, is as virtuous as those so-called heroes in "Water Margin", just say "You are a pranky little er, why don't you sell it to the Sprinkle family if you have wine?" Are you afraid that the Sprinkle family can't afford to pay? After finishing speaking, he directly swung his fist and hit Li Yunfei with a face full of flowers, and he estimated that he couldn't find a place to cry.
So Li Yunfei gave up the idea of driving away the panda man, and planned to stabilize the other party first, slowly speculate on the other party's temper, and see if he could find an opportunity to get this panda man away.
The so-called alarm is the best way to go.
After all, once such a big panda is discovered, not to mention whether the police uncle will arrest Li Yunfei on the charge of abducting and selling national treasures, let's just say that the trouble caused by the discovery of the traverser is enough for Li Yunfei to drink a pot.
Don't forget, he also has a little aunt and grandmother with nostrils in the sky at home, who is also a traverser. The panda man is going to be unlucky, and his aunt and grandmother at home can't escape.
"So Chen...... Belch...... Mr. Chan Storm Spirits, did you come to me, or was you introduced by some Lord God? Who is that Lord God? Do I know him? ”
"Huh? Don't you know? ”
Looking at the panda man's expression that was even more surprised than himself, Li Yunfei was completely speechless, and said in his heart, how can I know any main god, I don't even know who the other party is.
And looking at Li Yunfei's expression, the panda man scratched his head, obviously understanding something.
"So you don't know the Lord God? I thought you knew everything...... Not...... No wonder you don't seem to welcome me much. ”
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Nima! So you can see that I don't welcome you? There are cheeky people who come to the door to harass me...... You're really not as honest as you seem.
Li Yunfei looked at the panda man in front of him speechlessly, not to mention how depressed he was.
People are invincible in the world, and panda people are shameless...... Eh......
He sighed, covered his forehead with a miserable face, and asked, "Then can you tell me who the Lord God really is, and why did he let you come to me?" I'm just an ordinary person, okay? Why are you all coming to me? My home is not a transit center for traversers, why are there so many traversers...... Belch...... Wait a minute! ”
Li Yunfei was halfway through speaking, he was stunned, thought of something, turned around and shouted into the living room.
"Sejuani! Sejuani? Where did you die, girl? Answer me quickly. ”
Three seconds later, the little girl walked out of the back of the living room with a disgusted look and appeared in Li Yunfei's sight.
"What's the matter? Stupid Li Yunfei, is there anything wrong with calling this king? And...... Who allowed you to call the king by his first name? Won't you add honorific titles? You uncultured indigenous monkey. ”