Chapter 12: Stupid Earthlings
Li Yunfei felt that there was probably no one in this world who could be more annoying than the little girl in front of him.
Obviously, he has lost all his strength, so weak that he can't even beat a rabbit, and he has to rely on him for food and drink, but he doesn't have the consciousness of being raised (mistakenly) at all. Not to mention that pleasing him makes him happy, he is always pointing at him from above and hitting him in various ways.
And what made Li Yunfei most depressed was that many times he found that he was actually speechless by the other party...... It's a shame! The shame that must be washed away!
However, the other party occupies his daughter's body, and even if Li Yunfei hates it so much, he can only threaten the other party without pain. And even if it is a threat, you have to be careful not to really provoke the other party, so as not to deliberately cause him any trouble.
"So I've always felt that the queen is the most hated creature in the world."
Li Yunfei glared at the little girl, with an unhappy face, "Arrogant, unruly, always self-centered." You creatures don't want to marry in this life, no man will like you. ”
The little girl pursed her lips, let out a disdainful cold snort from her nose, and continued to disdain Li Yunfei.
"The true king never needs to please anyone, and no one is qualified to marry me. If this king has a crush on someone, then no matter what his identity is, from the moment I take a fancy to him, he is the king's. He has no choice and will be my personal possession forever...... This is the love affair of kings, how can a humble mortal like you understand? ”
"Do you think this king will fall in love with you and me like those lowly creatures? Don't be funny, in the eyes of the real king, the so-called falling in love is nothing more than a waste of time, and only idiots spend precious time on that kind of inconsequential thing. ”
In the living room, Li Yunfei looked at the little girl speechlessly, and couldn't help sighing.
"I really feel sorry for your future husband for encountering a snake spirit like you...... So what if someone you like doesn't like you? Are you really planning to rob it? ”
"Robbing? Does this king still need to be robbed? ”
The little girl hugged her shoulders and sneered, "As long as this king stands there, it will be the most dazzling light in the world." As long as I hook my fingers a little, all men in this world will surrender, and no one can refuse me. ”
In the little girl's confident declaration, Li Yunfei was amused and laughed.
"Since you're so confident, show me how you can make all the men submit to you. Not...... It just so happens that I'm just a man, and now you can use me as a demonstration and let me see how you can make me surrender. ”
The little girl frowned and glanced at Li Yunfei, and snorted coldly with disdain.
"You, a single-celled native of another world, want to admire the majesty of the king? Don't get an inch, you ridiculous otherworldly monkey. Being able to provide you with two days of food and lodging for this king is already an honor that you can be proud of for a lifetime, and you still want more? It's ridiculous. ”
Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and smiled indifferently.
"I don't have any thoughts about you."
After a pause, Li Yunfei glanced at the little girl, and smiled strangely and sarcastically, "In fact, I don't have any thoughts about any woman with flat breasts. ”
Regarding Li Yunfei's ridicule of her flat chest, the little girl was surprisingly not angry, but just looked at him with disdain and pursed her lips in disgust.
"I am now temporarily residing in your daughter's body, not in the body, so you naturally cannot witness the glory of this king. And now if you really have a desire to mate with me now. Look, where you can really say a fowl. Beast. ”
"No, no, no, I don't mean that."
Li Yunfei raised a finger and shook it, signaling that the little girl was wrong, "I mean, even if your body comes in front of me, I won't feel the slightest yearning for your so-called queen glory." ”
He smiled faintly, his face light and light.
"I will not surrender to you, let alone be conquered by you, although I am just an ordinary person, I still have this dignity. A shake S queen like you, who has her nostrils facing the sky, is only someone who is willing to be masochistic and shakes M will like it...... Isn't it? So what you can conquer is just some pathetic masochists, not normal people at all. ”
Sejuani snorted coldly and jumped off the couch.
She walked straight in front of Li Yunfei, looked directly into Li Yunfei's eyes with her eyes, and ordered coldly.
"Stand up."
"Uh...... Why? ”
"Didn't you say that this king could not make you submit? Then now this king will let you see with your own eyes how I made a monkey from another world who knows the height of the sky and the height of the earth obediently surrender and bow at my feet. ”
Li Yunfei glanced at the little girl suspiciously, thought about it, and stood up.
"Okay, now I'll stand ......"
Bang -
There was a muffled sound, and before Li Yunfei could speak, the little girl kicked him at his feet.
The little girl's little foot was not very strong, but the moment she kicked Li Yunfei, there was a strange numbness in the place where she was kicked, which was instantly transmitted to the whole body.
Before Li Yunfei could react, the whole person had already lost all his strength, and fell softly at the feet of the little girl with a snap.
At that moment, coupled with the little girl's standing posture and the position of the two, it was as if Li Yunfei took the initiative to kneel down to pay homage.
The little girl hugged her shoulders and laughed.
"Looks like your knees aren't as hard as you say. Li Yunfei, is this the dignity you boast of? As soon as this king stood up, you knelt down? ”
On the floor, Li Yunfei took a deep breath with convulsions all over his body for several seconds before he was freed from the strange feeling of numbness and powerlessness.
He jumped to his feet and threw himself at the little girl, almost vomiting blood in such anger that he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Sejuani! You must want to die! It seems that I have to communicate with you again, otherwise you don't know what it means to respect others! ”
However, the little girl had already anticipated Li Yunfei's actions, and the moment he pounced, she gently jumped to the side to avoid Li Yunfei's flutter.
Then the little girl ran to the back of the sofa, looked at Li Yunfei across a sofa, and continued to laugh at Li Yunfei.
"That's why I said you were stupid earthlings, and I just said it a little, and you were really obedient, and obediently stood up for me and let me kick it...... Hahaha...... I really don't know how you are so stupid, how did you live to be in your twenties, stupid Li Yunfei. ”
"No matter how stupid I am, I don't know how many times better than you, a bad guy who is ungrateful!"
Li Yunfei glared at the little girl angrily, and began to chase each other around the sofa, "You stop for me, I don't teach you a good lesson today, I Li Yunfei wrote three words upside down!" ”