012 [More than stupidity]

The night breeze is gentle, and the moon and stars are scarce.

I never imagined that after I came to the other world, I would have the opportunity to enjoy the treatment of a beautiful woman swimming with me. It's just a little regrettable that this woman is obviously not very cooperative, and looking at her appearance, she doesn't seem to know much about water.

"You can't swim?" I was a little surprised.

The woman raised her eyebrows, and her complexion still had a feeling of rejection from thousands of miles away, especially her eyes, which made people unforgettable at a glance.

"Perhaps, she is not happy, maybe, she is really a little lonely?" I thought to myself.

Of course, the loneliness I think of is not the kind that those with impure thoughts think, and I have never seen anyone's eyes that can give the impression of looking up at an iceberg.

The woman kept struggling, but I hugged her tighter, and for a moment it really felt like nephrite was in my arms. Tiny droplets of water hit her face, making her look like a white lotus blooming in the water. I can't help but think of a sentence I learned in high school Chinese class: Clear ripples but not demons, you can only watch from a distance and not blasphemous.

Well, that's right, I didn't do well in high school, and I forgot how many GPA rankings I had, but Chinese was my strong point.

"If you can't swim, don't struggle, I don't hold you, what do you say you do?" I was kind enough to persuade you.

But this tone gives me a strange illusion of "you shout, it's useless for you to shout and cut your throat". Maybe it's because my hand at her waist has been secretly taking advantage?

The woman was obviously slightly stunned, her beautiful eyebrows furrowed slightly, and then she forgot about me with a little dissatisfaction, and struggled more and more.

Are you a pig? I sighed in my heart

Swimming is a very physically demanding thing, and swimming in clothes and pants is even more deadly, and swimming with a person is actually no different from diving with a big boulder.

I finally understood why I always saw such news in the past, someone committed suicide, and then the college student jumped into the water to save people, but the person was not saved, but he died

At that time, I only cared about lamenting the fragility of life and scolding the stupidity of the suicide, but now I realize how difficult the task of college students is, especially after drinking a lot of alcohol and gaining stamina

If you don't die, you won't die, at first, I didn't believe it!

"No, I can't swim anymore." I breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the hunters who had been circling around the shore and staring at me, speechless for a while.

I found that my IQ really plummeted to 250 after drinking, and with my super high IQ of 249, it dropped directly to a negative number

Seriously, what's the use of me diving? Swimming to the other side? But when I swam there, the other party had already walked to the other side, just to catch turtles in an urn, as soon as I stretched out the turtle, as soon as I stretched out my head, he directly wiped my neck with a knife, and then the world was quiet.

Unfortunately, I didn't understand this until after I dived.

As a result, now we can't go up, Orion can't come down, and everyone stares at each other.

I looked down at the woman, and after one look, I looked at it a second time, a third look, because the clothes on the woman's body were wet, and then you know.

But I quickly turned my head away, because I vaguely felt a chill.

"Okay, now I don't have the strength, everyone is going to die. It's a pity that I don't have any weapons at hand, otherwise I would have gone ashore and fought him, saving you from having to jump into the water and escape. "I'm bragging about-in the water, and I'm not going to pay taxes anyway.

"You mean, he's going to kill me?" The woman looked at me with a pitiful gaze, and there was a slight sneering smile on her lips.

Oops, my temper.

For a moment, I gritted my teeth and said, "Are you stupid?" He's drawn his sword and rushed at you! If I hadn't come running, he would have killed you with one stab! ”

"How do you know he's trying to kill me?" The sarcastic smile on the woman's face deepened.

"You're stupid." When I said this, I obviously saw the woman's eyebrows raised slightly, and the chill was even worse, so I hurriedly continued: "He didn't say a word, pulled out his sword and quietly approached, didn't he kill you, did he also perform a sword dance for you?" And then wait for you to give him a dollar? ”

I thought that a woman should wake up at this time, I looked at her beautiful face, and after a long time, she opened her beautiful cherry-red mouth and said, "He's a mute." ”

Thunder, rolling.

I knew he was a mute, so I discussed a few more words with him, and when I saw that he didn't reply, I thought there was no room for negotiation, so I jumped down, and sure enough, drinking and making a mistake!

How I hope that the second savage will see me for a long time at this time, and be able to come out to find me, with his explosive combat power, maybe he can single-handedly torture the Orion on the shore, but unfortunately, this guy is probably drinking so much that he may even forget about me

"I really don't have much strength, I'll take you ashore now, if he catches me, I'll try to hold on for a while, you run away and leave me alone." I try to hold out as long as I can, but I can't guarantee how long. You'd better run to the grove to the east, where I now live, and there are seven of my friends, and among them is the most brantic of the biggest, with weeds on his face, and he should be able to protect you," I muttered as I swam ashore.

The woman didn't reply to me, and I didn't feel at ease, so I repeated the words again, and the woman was still silent like a mute, but I didn't care. I can only put all my life on the "Copy-Superpower" attached by the Time and Space Administration, I don't know if my copy of Iron Man's armor works, even if it's just a high-imitation A car, but the iron piece should be strong enough, if I'm lucky, maybe I can still hold on until the second child comes to save me?

Well, I have too many advantages, but there is one advantage that is particularly dazzling among the many advantages, what, you say stupid? Fuck your sister, it's optimistic!

I always thought that there was no end to the sky, and although I didn't have any adventures after diving, I was holding a girl!

When I was almost ashore, I saw the Orion running this way, and I took out the Holy Flame Order from my pocket and threw it directly at the door of the Orion's head.

It's best if you can smash him to death, and buy some time if you don't smash him. Anyway, it's all in the water, and this thing can't continue to be used in the fairy tale world to pretend.

The Orion ducked slightly, and at that moment I pushed the woman ashore, and then picked up a branch on the ground to defend myself.

The night breeze was gentle, and I was covered with water, and I had just drunk wine, and I felt that the world was spinning for a moment, and the hunter rushed over, but I couldn't even stand on my feet now.

"Don't move!" The woman said awe-inspiringly. Ge Laozi, I'm ready to sacrifice righteously, you didn't even move your feet, and you just cared about wringing water?

Hehe, I've found out now, the beautiful women on TV playing palace fights, it's all fake! Fake !!

Such a beautiful girl, it seems that she is more than stupid.

It's so naïve, it's just stupid and naïve!

Just like in a classic movie scene, the police chase the thief, desperately shouting "Don't move!" Don't run! "If I were a thief, I would be mad at him, and I'm not stupid, I won't run and wait for you to catch me?

Maybe I was angry, and in an instant, my eyes were black, and I fainted directly to the ground.

Before closing my eyes, I vaguely saw the hunter running over, but strangely, he didn't swing the knife at the woman, but spit out a breath of turbidity.

Vaguely, I also saw the woman next to me take out a mirror from her arms?

Watching her keep looking in the mirror, I really have thousands of grass and mud horses running through in my heart, at this time, I still want to be beautiful? I hate this kind of person the most, and I have to pretend to be stupid!

Hey, this woman is still playing a game of "talking to herself" in front of the mirror, and she doesn't know what she's talking about in the mirror all the time, do you want to be more innocent and cute? Thousands of grass and mud horses fell into a bend in my heart, and they came around and ran again

"Big breasts and no brains." I finally peeked at the woman's boobs protruding from the water, comprehended the brilliant four-word words summed up by thousands of men, and then completely fainted.

"I must look like a four-legged toad with my belly facing up." I'm not reconciled.

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