Black, endless black.

The picture before I fainted was like a movie, and I kept turning the pages and replaying it in front of my eyes until my face ached.

"Smack——。

Day, who hit me!

When I opened my eyes, all I saw was a face covered with weeds.

The second savage looked at me, then looked at his own slap, and said excitedly to the little seventh brother on the side: "I'll just say it, wake up with a slap!" This year, your share of wool is mine! ”

The seven dwarfs raised a sheep, and in addition to producing goat's milk for the little seven brothers, they would also use wool to make some clothes. However, have you ever considered my feelings when gambling on wool with a slap?

The second savage is a hand that can single-handedly challenge Xiang Yu.

Otherwise, let's go put a piece of ice on it first

"Second child, why am I dizzy?" I looked around blankly, except for the second brother and the little seventh brother with a bottle in his mouth, there was no one by the Half Moon Lake. The samurai were gone, the women were gone, only my crotch and blouse, wet

"No, you're drunk and asleep." The second savage swore to correct my words.

", I'm in a coma!" No one knows better than me.

"Then why did you wake up with a slap?" The second savage looked at his right hand, with a magical expression on his face, as if Columbus had discovered a new world. He may begin to wonder if his right hand is filled with magical powers.

Me: ""

The second savage's neural circuit may be a little different from mine, I have given up on him, and asked Xiao Qi Brother instead: "Little Qi Brother, have you seen a hunter next to me who wants to kill me with a knife?" There was also a soaking wet woman. ”

As soon as he heard my words, the little seventh brother who was originally concentrating on drinking milk spit out the pacifier (don't ask me why there is a pacifier in the other world with a super low level of technology, I am so tired that I don't want to answer.) His little fist clenched tightly, frowned at his little eyebrows and said, "Who dares to beat my little brother in my territory?" This is simply not giving me face as the little overlord of the East Forest! Dick, you know what to do, right? ”

What Little Brother Qi said was draggy, and I was moved when I heard it, although he obviously ignored the woman in the second half of my sentence. The second savage is different, after he gave the little seventh brother a brain meltdown, he stared at me and said, "You are just drunk." ”

", I'm dizzy and I don't know yet?" I'm so angry that my nose is crooked.

"You dreamed that you were playing with a woman in the water, and you said that you were not drunk?" The stern sù on the second child's face is simply a serious nonsense!

He is different from Little Seventh Brother, he selectively ignores the first half of the sentence.

Me: ""

Being tossed so much by Little Seventh Brother and Savage Di, I almost thought I was drunk and dreaming. But although my wine is very ordinary, I won't be stupid enough to jump into the water by myself, so what a pig's head? I don't believe it, I don't even believe it if I am killed! I've doubted everything in my life, but there are only two things I don't have, the first is my gender, and the second is my high IQ!

At this time, there was finally a voice that proved that I was not dreaming!

"Ding Dong, due to contact with important people, task 2 is automatically triggered."

A nice female voice sounded in my head, and then the quest interface automatically popped up.

"Mission 2: Get the Queen's Magic Mirror."

My day, tell me to kill the prince and I won't force it, but is it so easy to get the magic mirror? The Magic Mirror is in the palace!

Just when I was speechless, the second savage shook his slap in front of my eyes, and then took the opportunity to slap again, but unfortunately I found out.

"What do you want to do!" My eyes were breathing fire.

"I don't think you're distracted, I thought you hadn't woken up yet." The second savage smiled and withdrew his right hand. Feelings: This guy still slaps me and is addicted?

If it was a dream, maybe I would feel a little more at ease, but if it wasn't a dream, where did Snow White go?

Ran away? Obviously, this stupid woman with big breasts and no brains can't run away. If you didn't run, there was no blood on the ground, as if you hadn't been killed by Orion.

On top of that, the quest system didn't end my quest! Who is Snow White? She's the real number one protagonist in this world! If she's dead, I'm still playing with a fart?

When you think of it, it's a good idea! The IQ of 249 is really not covered. The so-called genius and neuropathy are just a thin line, referring to people like me.

In an instant, I felt like I was empowered, thinking more and more, and understanding more and more. Since the quest system asked me to find the magic mirror, there must be a reason! What is the Magic Mirror? It's a slut! Well, that's right, as I said before, it's a very cheap mirror, but it has a special ability, that is, it's omniscient! The so-called heaven knows half of it, and the earth knows everything, and it is estimated that it is it.

Find the Magic Mirror, and then let the Magic Mirror tell me where Snow White is imprisoned!

, I can't think more smoothly! Maybe I'm the kind of person I should write a novel.

"Brother, you must be dreaming!" The second savage still doesn't give up, this dead-eyed guy.

I smiled, and this time I didn't refute him, but said a classic line from "Inception": "Since it's a dream, let's make it bigger!" ”

Ignoring the second savage who was shocked by my literary aura, I turned my face to Little Seventh Brother, revealing my big white teeth and laughing: "Little Seventh Brother, Little Overlord of the East Forest!" Do you want to do a big deal? ”

"Why do you have to go to the palace? The palace is not so easy to enter. Moreover, we dwarves live in seclusion and seclusion, and do not like to enter the human world too much. The old dwarf boss asked.

"The world is so big, I want to see it." I grinned and said something that has been hot lately.

"Who's going to see?" The dick patted me on the back.

Me: ""

You must keep a good distance from the second child! His brain disease was horrible.

Only Little Brother Qi has been cheering me on: "Ge Laozi, play a little bigger!" Palace, afraid of a bird! As he spoke, he sucked a mouthful of the pacifier, and the posture was like pouring himself a mouthful of a high-numbered second pot, so unhappy and chic.

"Brother, it's no joke to force your way into the palace, you won't die if you don't enter the palace, don't do this." The savage dick wants to persuade me.

"Don't say it, you're going to die." My words always sound strange and harsh in the ears of the second child, as if I am stirring up trouble, but I--tell the truth!

"Fang Lin, since you have joined the gang, then we won't treat you as an outsider, the old rules, vote, the minority obeys the majority." The boss has the final word.

Little Brother Qi supported me unconditionally, he immediately raised his little hand, I also raised my hand, and then I set my eyes on the second child, what I mean is obvious, we are people with common secrets, sample, you have a handle in my hands, don't force me to break the net!

The face of the second savage was red and white for a while, but in the end he compromised and raised his right hand weakly.

I turned my head to look at Guo Xiaosi again and said, "Xiaosi, the clothes in the city are beautiful." ”

Sure enough, Guo Xiaosi's eyes lit up suddenly, just like Guo Xiaosi on the earth, it was very smelly, and he immediately held his right hand.

Four to four! One vote left!

"Fang Lin, it's actually useless, although the second child is very good at fighting, but with him, you can't enter the palace." Xiao Wu spread his hands at me, saying that I should die.

I winked at Xiao Wu and said seriously: "Xiao Wu, I know, you are the smartest in this group, you must have a way, right?" ”

Looking at my gaze, Xiao Wuyi's heart melted in an instant. Ge Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has been low-key in a bunch of vulgar dwarves for so long, and he has not been taken seriously, and finally there is a person who understands, Tai Nima is moved!

So he also raised his right hand and said, "There is no way, it's not nothing, you listen to me."

This posture is like when Zhuge Kongming fooled Liu Bei.

Five to four, a complete victory!

"It's not a trip, it's a big adventure!" I'm cut to the core.

The adventure of the fairy tale world begins!

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(ps: Everyone went out to wave on May Day, but I was coding words.) But I'm not jealous at all. The world is so big, you can watch it casually~ Anyway, I know that you will be stuck in a block, and then you will be forced to read my novel ^_^ in the car and in the crowd) (a good activity for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow the ~ point / Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter qdread can be), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the qdread WeChat public account! ）