008 [Raging Dick]
Seven dwarfs, I've seen them all, how to say, I always feel weird, this group of dwarfs asked me about the situation of my acquaintance with the second child, but I didn't expect that the second brother treats this group of brothers really very honestly, and they don't even know how to lie.
"Yes, even the prince dares to push, he's quite fat! In the future, follow the little seventh brother to mix well, and make sure that you eat fragrant and drink spicy food! Little Brother Qi said in a milky voice, and then continued to drink goat's milk by himself, dragging it like two or eight hundred thousand yuan.
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the first time I wanted to drink milk so much.
"Hey, second brother, you're in trouble this time. But since it has happened, it is irreversible. Fang Lin, you also need to bear most of the responsibility for this. Xiao Wu, who had been silent, suddenly raised his head, and I vaguely saw the light of wisdom in his eyes!
Day, among the seven dwarfs, there is really one who is not stupid!
At least I should bear the majority of the blame for this matter, after all, the prince was deceived by me.
"Fang Lin, I don't think you have anywhere to go, so it's better to stay with us, and take care of each other." Xiao Wu made his own opinion, obviously, he was afraid that this matter would leak out of my mouth, so he simply pulled me into the household registration and became a family
I am a proud man, a tall man, how can I walk with the dwarves? But the name is food, and they have vegetables in their hands, so they have the final say.
Obviously, Xiao Wu is a relatively good brain in this group of dwarves, although I can't see how good it is now, but at least he is not a fool. And the dwarves also faintly listened to his advice, so I officially joined the gang. There is always a feeling of going up to Yangsan
"Second brother, there is not much food at home, Fang Lin is officially in now, you can go out and get something to eat. I think humans are different from us dwarves, they should prefer to eat meat. The white-bearded boss said to the second savage.
I was moved to tears, as the saying goes, there is a treasure in the family, and there is nothing wrong with it. Human beings have worked hard for so many years to finally stand at the top of the food chain, and this is not for you to lose weight! It's about eating meat!
The second savage smiled at me, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and then he took his hanging spear from the wall, pulled at the waistband of my trousers, and ran outside.
I was so embarrassed, I always felt that he wanted to take off my pants, but he couldn't help it, he wanted to pull my arm but couldn't reach it.
I've looked at the second savage before, but when I look at it more closely, I know what it means to be short and concise. If it was already terrifying for him to lift a large rock and stun the prince, then even more amazing was yet to come
Soon after he left the cabin, he saw a large bird fly from the branch of an ancient tree, and he threw out his spear.
I never imagined in my life that someone would shoot a bird with a spear!
Bows and arrows, shotguns, these are all reasonable, but throwing a flying spear like the Olympics actually fucking shot through that big bird!
The muscles on the arms of the second savage were exceptionally strong, and the green tendons on them jumped violently, as if a dragon was coiled, and he trotted a few steps to pick up the birds on the ground, and smirked at me.
Along the way, I was in charge of chatting with him on the side, and he seemed to be particularly fond of shooting birds, and while chatting he would suddenly bend his knees slightly, and then he would throw his spear, without a single miss, and the last time he would kill two birds with one stone
I'm getting more and more numb to watch, and now I finally know why he is called the second child, because he hangs-bursts-!!
"Brother, these should be enough to eat, right?" The second child looked at me and raised his left hand, which was holding five birds, and in my hand, he was carrying two pheasants
I nodded, so much meat must be enough, after all, everyone still has to eat. I took advantage of the fact that the second child was not paying attention, and reached out and clicked on the translucent interface. It's been an afternoon, and I think Mission 1: Kill the Prince should have been completed.
Suspended in the air slightly, the task interface opened, and the next moment, I was stunned.
Day, Prince Charming is not dead!
How can it be! Such a big rock!
"Second child, there is something I want to ask you." I stopped and looked at the second child.
The second savage raised his head and looked up at me for a while, he twisted his neck, seemed to feel quite sour, and asked, "What's wrong brother?" ”
I wiped my forehead, and I always felt that this guy was the pimple in the Northeast
"When you killed Prince Charming, you used real stones, right? It's a very heavy and hard stone. I asked slowly, although I felt that my question was really redundant.
"No, brother, it's clear that we joined forces to kill him." The second savage corrected my wording very strictly, and he was obviously unwilling to carry the black cauldron. But he still told me very clearly, it was definitely a big boulder, and he thought at first that some big prey had fallen into the trap, and in order to save his strength, he was ready to smash the prey to death with a stone
I was stunned for a moment, Prince Charming deserves to be the protagonist, so he won't die, will this luck be too rebellious?
"No one!" The second child looked back at me in disbelief. He and I were standing by the trap at the moment.
I nodded stiffly, and almost scolded. I thought the task could be easily completed, but now it's okay, I've already attacked him once, how can I get close to Prince Charming next? How else to complete the mission home?
The most important thing is that if, if I am Prince Charming, even if I am a second goods, this kind of revenge is absolutely indispensable, and what people have is the terminal power of an entire kingdom!
Looking at my own side, there is only one dwarf with explosive combat effectiveness.
"Hey, it's good if I'm not dead, so I feel at ease." The second savage grinned, but became relaxed, he didn't notice the solemnity of my face, and I suddenly felt now: naïve, so good.
On the way home with the second child, I subconsciously touched my pants pocket, there was only a lighter and a wallet in it, two credit cards, two bank cards, an ID card, and more than a thousand yuan in cash in the wallet. I want to be private, okay? It's a big deal to lose some money, what is there to be afraid of when you go back to the liberation in a second? My brother Xiaolin has traveled south and north for so many years, and I really can't afford to pay the prince's medical expenses.
The dick seemed to see my concern, and continued to grin over his head, his smile made me feel so demonic
"Brother Anla, it's going to be fine. Prince Charming is notoriously talkative, and according to legend, he is the most elegant nobleman in the kingdom, and we'll be fine! The second savage looked happily at the prey in his hand, not to mention how happy.
I took a deep breath and decided to keep my distance from my second child in the future, I heard that brain damage is also contagious
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(PS1: Spoiler alert, the next chapter has the first woman in the fairy tale world.) Hehe, I said that the dwarfs in the vote were higher than me, and after I expressed my resentment, a group of people desperately voted for the dwarfs, hey, my heart)
(PS2: Think about Sanshao's fans calling him the third brother, how intimate!) Blood-red fans call him a pig's head, how much pampering! Look at my "fans" again? My pen name is Poison Apple and Magic Mirror, and they call me Apple! Call me Little Glass! Don't talk about it, I'm so tired. )