Putting aside the stubble that Bao Yuan inadvertently touched the crotch of the nano locust man, Ping Sigui was the first to realize, no, why didn't Bao Yuan break when he touched the nano locust man? Lao Tzu touched it, how did it break it? What do you mean? Didn't you say that the nano locust people didn't like Lao Tzu?

Fat Mao was very puzzled, and said in his heart, Bao Xiao Taiye, Bao Xiao Tai Ye, if you are a mother, you will not let go? I'm sorry, not to mention that the nano locust people can't tell the difference between men and women without taking off their pants, even if they can distinguish between men and women, but they can't tell the difference between old and young all of a sudden, dizzy, the taste is really heavy!

Du Muqing became angry, and her face darkened: "Xiaosi, Xiaoyun, Shang, give your grandson to your aunt and grandmother!" Castrate him with a hanging egg and clean light! ”

Cui Yaling smiled lewdly~lewdly~ and said bluntly: "Brother Bao, I know you will be embarrassed, but I really can't stop it." ”

Sun Panzi stared at him, not knowing what to train?

Yang Xuejiao has a unique vision, she thinks the same as Ping Sigui in her heart, yes, why didn't Master Bao break when he touched those nano locust people? What's going on? Thinking about it, Du Muqing was already jumping up and preparing to fan the big ears, saying that men can steal food, and aunts and grandmothers can also turn a blind eye, the question is, you can't be so presumptuous that you can put anything in your arms, right?

The signs were wrong, Yang Xuejiao tried her best to stop it, moved with affection, knew it with courtesy, and said that it was not a crotch to blame.

One talk and one explanation.

Du Muqing stopped making trouble.

After a little relief, Du Muqing also had the mood to try it, and gently touched the nano locust man, which was strange and not broken.

Ping Sigui was very puzzled, and did the test again, but the result was broken.

Song Peng and Fatty Mao also turned out to be broken.

Hua Xue Kill never wanted to excuse Bao Yuan's mouth. In fact, there was nothing to blame in the first place. What the eye sees is not necessarily true. Hua Xueshu said: "It seems that people with Taoism will not break when they encounter nano locusts, and straw bales like Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Feimao will not be touched." ”

Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao were speechless. The three of them had no choice but to admit that they were big straw bales, but they quibbled that fortunately, not only we are straw bales, but Yang Xuejiao and Cui Yaling can also be called straw bales......

What makes them feel strange is that Bao Xiaotai can ignore it, even if his turtle grandson does not have the Qimen Dharma Dao that flies to the heavens and the earth, it is also incomprehensible, and any law that does not hold can be established in his turtle grandson...... The question is, what about Du Muqing? Although she became the current supreme position of the Spring and Autumn Hall. However, she is just an ordinary woman, she doesn't have any strong mana, why can't she break when she encounters a nano locust man?

Think about it.

There is only Hua Xue's sentence: "The people who entered the tomb of the gods of Tianshan Mountain, only Bao Yuan, Sun Panzi, and Du Muqing had the highest attainments" can explain.

Originally, this matter was also spread out of nothing, and it was over.

Bao Yuan was the whole boss, his angry teeth itched, and his angry eggs hurt. He hatefully admonished Song Peng: "Comrade Xiao Song, you kid dare to slander Lao Tzu's taste, I'm sorry, Lao Tzu will never let you go." Wait, Lao Tzu wants to give Xiao Han a small report to you, you wait to eat turtles......"

Song Peng hurriedly apologized: "Hey." Little Mrs. Bao, buddy, I just lost my eyes for a while, and my mouth was smooth. Not really. ”

Bao Yuan was a little reluctant: "I'm sorry, you kid has a crooked mouth and slanted eyes." Isn't Lao Tzu allowed to spray people with blood? You must know that Lao Tzu is the king, you are a minister, damn, you ignorant grass people dare to kill people and set fire to the Jinluan Palace, don't blame the emperor for sending nine days of thunder and fire. ”

Song Peng's sycophants were quite well shot: "My lord, who in the world doesn't know my lord's holy virtue and kindness, well, well, everyone in the world says that my lord Bao Xiaoye has a short beard and a small heart, buddy, I don't believe anything, fat man, Ping Ye, you two say yes or no?" ”

Bao Yuan snorted: "I'm bah! ”

Ping Sigui, a unique single dog, can't eat his bones, so he naturally doesn't dare to mess with Bao Xiaotai, but he also wants Xiao Han's bone to break Song Peng's teeth, Ping Sigui said: "Ah Shirui is right, those who offend Tianwei will be killed, Bao Xiaotai, do it, do it!" ”

Song Peng scolded: "Fuck you!" ”

…………

From a distance, those UFOs are not very big, Bao Yuan thought in his heart, to say that it sounds good, it is two porcelain plates stacked together, and the bad thing is that it is a relatively round shell, how big can it be? How fucking old can it be?

I found out when I got closer.

Good guy, it's really grandma's age.

The diameter of the UFO is about 60 meters wide and about 15 meters high, which is magnificent, and more than a dozen brand-new nano UFOs are spotlessly juxtaposed, bright and shining, it is constantly running, but there is no sound leakage at all, strange!

Alice Nika and Park Nianyun looked at a big fat sweat, I bah, the two of them couldn't find the entrance to the UFO?

Hua Xue has a lot of experience in killing, so she suggested that Bao Yuan take out the Qilin Divine Scroll and take a look.

Yes, the unicorn god scroll is worthy of its mission, and it will be rolled out on the spot, and the UFO of the nano locust man, from the structure to the design, use, and operation method are all displayed, alas, but it also makes everyone angry. The unicorn god scroll has been displayed twice in a row, the first time is the tadpole god text that has not been seen for a long time, and the second time it has become a special text for the nano locust people, whether you recognize it or not, put it aside first, the civilization invented by the nano locust people, alas, not to mention how ugly it is, every word looks like a praying mantis catching cicadas, and goosebumps rise on the body when you look at it.

The third time it was shown, there was no mud and water, and it was concise and bright: "Voice control!" ”

Fat-haired mouth is fast: "Start!" ”

Hey, what's going to be or what's going on, nothing has changed at all.

Song Peng continued to pat himself on the back: "The fat man can't do it, this kind of great thing depends on our little master Bao, little master Bao, please!" ”

Bao Yuan lifted the Qilin Divine Scroll and cleared his throat: "Start, Lao Tzu wants to sit on a UFO ......"

It felt like a roller coaster, only to see a white light flash, and then a green light swept across everyone's face, like a corporate check-in program. Didn't wait for the smell to come, everyone suddenly felt as if the body had been decomposed, and when the eyes focused on the light again, they found that they were already inside the UFO, the lights inside were soft, like daytime, all kinds of instrument screens were covered with the inner cabin, everyone was wearing seat belts, lying flat on the sofa like something, very soft, not slippery, full of elasticity, very enjoyable, and not broken.

Bao Yuan checked it, and the Qilin Divine Scroll was still in his hand.

Bao Yuan asked loudly: "Gentlemen, girls, are you all OK?" ”

“OK！” Except for Hua Xue Kill, the rest of the people are roaring.

Bao Yuan roared loudly: "Lao Tzu wants to try how fast this thing is, fly for Lao Tzu......"

I only heard Cui Yaling shout: "Brother Bao, don't give orders indiscriminately......"

The rest of the words were not heard clearly, everyone seemed to have entered a state of hibernation, and the consciousness in their minds was a little blurred and groggy. But I also feel that my heart is still in the belly of the Tianshan Mountains, and my body has reached 108,000 miles away.

"Damn, why is it so fast, is this going to the west?" Hua Xue Kill thought so.

About half an hour later, Bao Yuan and Hua Xue Kill woke up first, the others were still in a groggy state, through the glass of the nano UFO, only to see a blue planet above their heads, a dazzling sunlight behind it, beautiful and quiet, this feeling Bao Yuan seems to be familiar, where has this scene been seen? But I can't remember anything......

"Bag little bullshit, isn't that the earth? How did we get to the moon? Hua Xue roared. (To be continued.) )