Bao Yuan compared for twenty minutes.

The conclusion is that it is really on the moon, Bao Yuanxin said, halo, the UFO invented by the nanolocust people is too fucking fast.

Bao Yuan roared: "Take Lao Tzu back to the earth, no, no, no, go to the gate of the White House in the United States for a walk, and then go back to the Tianshan Tomb." ”

At this moment, a new American space rocket was slowly approaching.

Of course, the U.S. space headquarters did not discover the traces of UFOs, but routinely carried out the national space industry, and the five astronauts in the capsule were in a comatose state at this time, and there was no chance to find UFOs or open champagne.

The problem is that the slow-moving space rocket instrument recorded this amazing scene, and the command was also sent to the US space headquarters.

The staff in the hall of the US space headquarters saw a strange thing on the screen: there seemed to be a new luminous instrument on the surface of the moon, that is, it did not look like a mountain or a basin, it was shining and shining, and it disappeared without a trace in a swish.

Didn't wait for the applause to stop.

Sean received a phone call from the big BOOS of the U.S. Space Headquarters, and the caller ordered Sean to quickly turn on the electric god and take a closer look at today's news.

Hundreds of channels.

Hundreds of beautiful hosts all puffed up their chests and reported the same news with their eyebrows fluttering:

A UFO suddenly appeared in front of the White House, hovering for two minutes and twelve seconds, and the UFO flew straight through about 200 feet. It is about 45 feet tall and has a bright throughout. Before the U.S. Army Air Force arrived at the scene, the UFO disappeared in an instant...... There is speculation. Aliens have visited the earth, and the aliens have taken into account that the United States is the giant of the earth's axis, so they first went to the White House for investigation...... According to the grapevine, the US president has fastened his tie, put on the most expensive suit and leather shoes, and is equipped to welcome the arrival of alien envoys, and that the two sides will put forward a policy of strategic cooperation in US military, economic, and cultural affairs......

Sean stood in front of the TV, speechless for a long time, not knowing if it was excitement. Still scared......

Yes, just now, a mysterious flying machine appeared on the surface of the moon, which is bizarrely similar to the UFO that appeared in front of the White House, what does it mean? The truth is certainly not as claimed, that alien emissaries visited Earth to cooperate with the United States.

Oh, my God!

Is this a prelude to Star Wars?

At the same time, the President of the United States asked for a secret meeting with the elders of the National Theological Organization of the United States, but the politician in charge of the National Theological Organization told the President of the United States. All the veterans of the theological organizations of the American Anti-War League have disappeared, and not only that, according to relevant sources, all the veterans of theological organizations in various countries around the world have also disappeared. There was no warning before it happened, and no one knew their whereabouts.

The president of the United States sat on the sofa and was speechless for a long time.

It's been a long time. The presidential line rang, and it was the UN Secretary-General calling.

The UN Secretary-General kept his voice shut. Cautiously asked the President of the United States, is the United States putting on a show again this time? If yes. The effect is really good, we have to make this show bigger and bigger, make it vigorous, chickens and dogs jump...... The UN Secretary-General also said that the United States is an international giant, and its words and deeds play a pivotal role, and if the news of the alien envoy's visit to the United States is true, it can bring immeasurable contributions to the United States, raise the position of the world giant to a higher level, and indirectly hit Russia, which is about to move......

The president of the United States replied: "Don't fuck noisy Lao Tzu, brother wants to be quiet." ”

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As far as the visit of the alien envoy to the United States is concerned, most countries are skeptical, thinking in their hearts that the United States has always liked to play tricks of intimidation, and the United States has done this only to prove to the world that the United States is powerful and technologically advanced.

Terrorists who hate the United States and hate capitalism hum lightly: "What's wrong with flying saucers?" Bombing and destroying ......"

The Chinese say, alas, another Hollywood show.

High-ranking officials who have absconded with the United States with huge sums of money and cannot be extradited, but they strongly demand the extradition of the Chinese government, and they will not hesitate to kill their heads, saying that the United States is about to be attacked by aliens, and that China's prisons are much safer than the United States' homeland, mainly because they are afraid that they will not be able to find their roots after death.

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Japanese Cabinet Minister Prime Minister "**** Xiasaku" set off for the United States on the same day, but was blocked from the White House as soon as he arrived.

U.S. diplomats claim that the president is unwell and refuses to allow visitors.

He said, "I beg Your Excellency to convey to the Black President of the United States on my behalf, that I, the little Japanese, will always be the lackey of the American Big Brother, and I will never change my ......."

Xia Zuo secretly asked the US diplomatic blocker: "Brother, is it okay to tell the truth to my brother?" Has the black president confessed anything? ”

The American diplomat politician said: "President Black says he wants to be quiet. ”

Xia Zuo suddenly realized, bowed and said: "Whoosh all Karma, understand, understand, I think Jingjing's password has been cracked by Chinese a long time ago, understand, understand, I will return to China to arrange, please tell President Hei, our little Japan will arrange Jingjing, Tingting ......"

The US diplomat and politician was very relieved and said, "The more the merrier." ”

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Bao Yuan has always been unable to figure out in his heart, the divine tomb set up by the Emperor of Heaven in the humanitarian cycle is generally not qualified for people to enter and exit, but why can the UFO invented by the nano locust man enter and exit on its own, and why is this? Bao Yuan was fascinated.

Hua Xue was puzzled, but still gave a conjecture answer, saying that you have the imperial decree of the Emperor of Heaven in your hand.

Bao Yuan also sighed, and this is the only explanation.

While talking, Sun Panzi and Du Muqing woke up one after another. Du Muqing was very strange, she said how did I fall asleep, but I obviously felt that I had fallen asleep, but I felt that this heart was hanging in the sky for a while, landed again for a while, and stopped for a while, what happened?

Bao Yuan smiled and said, "Honey, you don't know, we just went to the moon." ”

Du Muqing didn't come to be surprised.

Sun Panzi exclaimed: "Little Master Bao, are you sure you're not joking?" ”

Bao Yuan said: "Sure." ”

Sun Panzi asked persistently: "Little Master Bao, are you sure that you must be sure?" ”

Bao Yuan and Hua Xue laughed, Bao Yuan smiled and said, "Ninth Master, what's wrong with you, can't you even trust this little master?" I dare to be sure that I must be sure of clothes, not only that, but this little master also dares to say, sure and sure. ”

Du Muqing looked at Sun Panzi in surprise, and saw Sun Panzi with a happy face: "Mr. Bao's words Mr. Sun naturally believed it, but Mr. Bao had too much in Mr. Bao's mouth, so Mr. Sun had to ask a few more times, oh my God, heroes and heroes at home and abroad have never been to the moon, has Sun really been to the moon?" Oh my God, this is incredible. ”

Bao Yuanle said, what is rare about the moon, wait, Lao Tzu will take you to the sun. (To be continued.) )