After Xi Bi, the two left the dean's house and stopped a taxi.

As soon as the two got into the taxi, the driver asked Ding Lingxiu: "Young man, is he drinking?" ”

Zhang Shanyi was a little surprised: "Yo! Master, your nose is smart enough, you can smell the wine on my body? ”

The driver was furious: "Smell your sister! You get off the roof of my car first! ”

“……”

It was already nine o'clock at night when he left Dean Luo's house, although the dean once retained, but Ding Lingxiu wanted to catch the train to Shenyang at ten o'clock, so he refused Dean Luo's hospitality, he wanted to say goodbye to Zhang Shanyi, but Zhang Shanyi had to follow him, and Zhang Shanyi was drunk again, in desperation, Ding Lingxiu had to take this drunken big-eared Taoist priest to take a taxi.

Zhang Shanyi chattered endlessly all the way, shaking his head in the taxi, his fat ears flicked around, his originally white face was also ruddy and slightly drunk, and his eyes looked at Ding Lingxiu in a fog, and his scalp was numb. Speaking of dancing, he seemed to be about to vomit in the car several times, and the frightened Ding Lingxiu quickly pressed his head to the window, and looked at the driver with a smile.

"I'm sorry, master, my friend drank too much."

"It's okay, I've seen too much." The driver replied calmly.

But this Zhang Shanyi was suddenly pressed by Ding Lingxiu, and his whole body twitched, and he no longer moved.

Ding Lingxiu was startled, thinking that he had fainted, so he quickly looked over, but found that there was a slight snoring sound, and it seemed that he was asleep.

At half past nine, the taxi finally arrived at the train station, Ding Lingxiu was tormented all the way, and his anxious heart finally relaxed. He hesitated for a long time, but finally bought two tickets, and the two got on the train to Shenyang. In the past, there should not be many cars at this time, but because a certain project happened to be completed, a group of migrant workers occupied several carriages, and Ding Lingxiu's carriage became very crowded because of these people. The smell of sweat and feet in the carriage was mixed together, coupled with the smell of Zhang Shanyi's wine next to him, which made Ding Lingxiu's stomach turn upside down, so he had to open the window to breathe.

About an hour after the train left, Zhang Shanyi's wine was almost awake, rubbing his sleepy eyes and looking at Ding Lingxiu, who seemed to have recovered to a normal state.

"Yo, why is Zhang Zhenren, who just said at the dinner that 'the wine is big, and the sun and the moon are long in the pot', now that he looks tired." Ding Lingxiu said with a smile.

"Brother Ding, don't make fun of Poor Dao, I also see Dean Luo's kindness." Zhang Shanyi scratched his head embarrassedly, "Huh? Brother Ding, where are we now? ”

"The train is heading to Shenyang." Ding Lingxiu said.

"Huh? Train? Oh my God, Brother Ding, why didn't you even ask me and brought me up! Zhang Shanyi was shocked, as if this matter was a matter of life and death.

"What's wrong? You were drunk and unconscious just now, how can I ask you and you don't react, I was going to send you to the hotel, but you have to pull me and let me go, what can I do. Ding Lingxiu lit a cigarette and looked at him helplessly, "But it doesn't matter, it's an hour's journey, and it's almost at the station." ”

"Oops......" Zhang Shanyi sighed, "The master reminded me before I left, don't take the train, I am destined to fight with the train, if I take the train, I will inevitably ......be unlucky."

"Fight with the train? Your life is really evil, but then again, your dignified Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain can't even control his own destiny, so how can he help others. Ding Lingxiu smoked leisurely, not caring.

Zhang Shanyi was just about to argue, when he suddenly felt that his whole body was shrouded in inexplicable yin qi, and his lower abdomen gurgled, so he asked with a painful expression:

"It's not good, Brother Ding, I drank too much and had a bad stomach, hurry up, where is the toilet?"

Ding Lingxiu looked at him with a surprised expression, an adult had never taken a train once, which was really a strange thing in the world.

"Well, in the small room at the junction of the carriages over there." Ding Lingxiu pointed in that direction.

Zhang Shanyi saw that direction and rushed over in a hurry.

At this time, a flight attendant came over, pointed to the hand holding a cigarette that Ding Lingxiu stretched out, and said:

"Sir, don't you know where to go to the smoking place? Penalty! The flight attendant said sternly.

Ding Lingxiu immediately shouted at Zhang Shanyi:

"Hey, buddy, you're off the cigarette!" After Ding Lingxiu finished shouting, he smiled and looked at the flight attendant, "This guy, seeing that you are here, the cigarette was thrown into the ground and ran away." ”

The flight attendant gave Ding Lingxiu a blank look and continued to walk forward.

And Zhang Shanyi was anxious at the moment, and there was no owner of the six gods, but the big bags and small bags in the carriage were all over the corridor, making people unable to get down, let alone go to the toilet.

Zhang Shanyi's short distance of less than ten meters was simply difficult, and some migrant workers still slept on the package in a daze, and Zhang Shanyi had no way to disturb him, so he had to find an opportunity to jump into the gap little by little.

When he finally walked to the legendary toilet, Zhang Shanyi was ready to go, and his eyes lit up. found that there was a blank piece of paper on the door, and the words on it made Zhang Shanyi want to cry without tears:

"The toilet is out of service, please go to the next car."

Zhang Shanyi almost collapsed, but he gritted his teeth, and with superhuman perseverance, he finally went through difficulties and dangers to the next carriage. The moment he pushed open the toilet door, his whole person suddenly brightened, as if he was about to turn into an immortal.

Zhang Shanyi hurriedly squatted down and took off his shorts, but when he squatted down, he suddenly found a very strange thing:

Why is your ass cold? And the wind blowing from the bottom to the top is very strong, which is really strange, the wind can blow from all directions, and I have never encountered it from the bottom up.

So Zhang Shanyi took a closer look, I'm damned! It turns out that the toilet of the train is a big hole in the bottom of the car, and you can see the rails directly from the urinal! But at this time, Zhang Shanyi didn't have time to think about it, and quickly opened the backyard gate, and instantly felt hearty.

Just as he let out a long sigh of pleasure, he instantly became petrified again, and he felt a chill on his buttocks, which seemed to become extremely viscous, and he quickly looked down. But he immediately realized the severity of the problem, and he couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth, it turned out that when he lowered his head, the wind below was even more fierce, and the feces and urine flew together. But his instinct couldn't control the bottom that had been pouring thousands of miles at all, and at this time, even if the Buddha came, he couldn't stop it, only to hear a sudden uproar, Zhang Shanyi quickly avoided the wind and raised his head.

My mother, my dear father......

Zhang Shanyi couldn't wait to hit his head on the glass.

After a while, Zhang Shanyi's underwear was all over it, and even the carriage was in a mess. Zhang Shanyi really wanted to die at this time, there was no way, this small room was already full of his masterpieces, and at such a sad time, there were other people's voices urging him to hurry up outside the door.

Zhang Shanyi was anxious, silently reciting the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, he really regretted that he was not good at learning, if there was really an invisibility charm at this time, it would be great. Suddenly, he looked at the paper in his hand and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, the paper was still in his hand!

Zhang Shanyi wiped the things on his face first, and after wiping it, he didn't dare to waste this holy thing that could save his life at the moment, so he had to continue to wipe his butt with the paper that wiped his face, and then slowly got up and took off his outer pants, threw away his underwear, and then wiped the feces on his shoes with the last piece of paper.

You Fang for many years, Zhang Shanyi is the first time to experience such a messy thing, he went to the toilet and lost his underwear, and he also got a poop, which is really a blessing, and the disaster is not a one-way street. Zhang Shanyi couldn't help admiring his master's foresight, but at this time, he made a very stupid mistake, he actually threw the paper that wiped his butt into the urinal again, and before it approached the urinal, the endless wind blew them up violently, blowing snowflakes all over the house, and the paper fluttered around Zhang Shanyi, Zhang Shanyi couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar:

"Damn, why?"

At this time, the people outside were really impatient to wait, and desperately chiseled the door:

"! What else is it to! Get out of here! ”

Zhang Shanyi's face was gloomy, and he opened the door of hope just now in great pain, and the angry man outside the door saw Zhang Shanyi's appearance but his face changed suddenly, and he said tremblingly:

"Brother, don't go to the toilet so much!"

Zhang Shanyi's face was like ashes, and he walked out slowly.

But when he went back, it was much easier than when he came, and the carriage became less crowded, and everyone stood aside in unison. Z