Chapter 34: People in Embarrassment (3)
Ding Lingxiu couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he saw Zhang Shanyi, who was dressed in filth, walking towards him with a painful expression, and the stench that came to his nose couldn't help but cover his nose.
"Huo, Ayi, are you or fighting with?"
"Alas...... Brother Ding, don't laugh at the poor road, I told you, I can't get on the train, otherwise bad luck will happen one after another. Zhang Shanyi's expression was melancholy.
"Hehe, isn't there any way to crack it?"
"Yes!"
"What's the solution?"
"Don't take the train."
“…… Okay, but that's okay, the train should be coming soon, so bear with me now and don't go anywhere. ”
Ding Lingxiu turned his head to look at the slowly approaching platform with a stern expression, and after holding back for a long time, he still burst out laughing.
The next twenty minutes of the train were like years for Zhang Shanyi, and all the migrant workers in the carriage cast disdainful glances at this white guy, and some of them whispered.
Zhang Shanyi closed his eyes and kept reciting the mantra of purifying his heart, praying that nothing would happen again.
Ten minutes later, the train stopped, and the sound of air pressure when braking was shocking and long, but when it reached Zhang Shanyi's ears, it seemed to be a heavenly sound, Zhang Shanyi breathed a long sigh of relief, and he could finally leave the train.
The two got off the platform, Zhang Shanyi went straight to the toilet of Shenyang Station, he took off the red strips in the toilet, and cleaned his body briefly, and the people passing by around all looked stupid, who had ever seen a bath in a public toilet? Many passers-by also secretly took out their mobile phones to take pictures secretly.
It took a long time for Zhang Shanyi to wash almost and walked out with a depressed expression.
"Ayi, now I see that you are in a good state of mind, I may have to do my own business next, you plan to ......," Ding Lingxiu said.
"Brother Ding, don't plan yet, you owe me 2,000 yuan and haven't given it yet!" Zhang Shanyi said.
Ding Lingxiu scratched his head and lit a cigarette:
"This ...... I'll have to get the Human-Faced Tree and the Ghoul bounty before I can give it to you. ”
"And where are you going to get it?"
"Underworld."
"Are you kidding? The nearest gate of the underworld is also far away in Hailar, do you still want me to accompany you to Hailar by train? Zhang Shanyi said helplessly.
"Ayi, brothers always talk about money, and there are some things you don't know if you are not a demon hunter, in fact, there is also a gate in Shenyang, I came to Shenyang this time to prepare to receive the bounty first, and then raise enough money for the next stop."
"Okay, poor people have no relatives and no reason, if you don't owe me money, I don't even have an uncle."
“……”
It's almost midnight, but there are surprisingly many people tonight, and the exit is also crowded.
Zhang Shanyi was already a little depressed, but a bear child next to him kept eating with a big bag of chocolates, rattling, which made Zhang Shanyi feel even more irritable, he looked at the chubby child, and said out of kindness:
"Children, you can't eat too much chocolate, there is a lot of fat in chocolate, and if you eat too much, you will become fat and sick."
The child slowly raised his head, glanced at Zhang Shanyi, and said to him, "My grandfather is 103 years old this year. ”
Zhang Shanyi was surprised, he is more than 100 years old, and he is simply a human being:
"Your grandfather lived so long because he ate chocolate?"
The child pursed his lips, looked at Zhang Shanyi and said:
"No, because he's never nosy."
“……”
Zhang Shanyi's face was like ashes, but Ding Lingxiu was holding a cigarette and looking at him with a smile.
When I got out of the platform, it was already late at night.
The two of them casually planned to find a hotel to stay in, but after walking several streets, they were all full, and the cool breeze at midnight aroused the two of them with goosebumps, and there were many "things" that normal people could not see on the road in addition to passers-by. But these things saw the majestic aura of the two of them, and they immediately hid far away, not daring to get close. Seeing Zhang Shanyi, he was even more shocked, and a wild ghost saw Zhang Shanyi from afar, so he pointed at him and whispered to the little ghost next to him:
"See, this Taoist cultivator must be very high, and he actually used stool to cover his aura, the next time you encounter this kind of Taoist, you must run away quickly."
The imp nodded incomprehensibly, then covered his nose.
The two of them walked through the streets and alleys, and finally found a hotel, and the two rushed into it as if they had found an oasis in the desert. This is a theme hotel, the name is "One Day at a Time," Ding Lingxiu looked at Zhang Shanyi, who had clear eyebrows, and hesitated for a long time, in fact, it is not strange for two men to sleep in a hotel normally, but if two handsome guys sleep together, it will always make people think about it.
Walking to the front desk, it was a middle-aged woman watching TV.
"Excuse me, are there any rooms available?" Ding Lingxiu asked.
"Well, there's, 404, a train carriage-themed room." The middle-aged woman replied wearily.
Train carriage theme?
Ding Lingxiu was stunned for a moment and looked at the stunned Zhang Shanyi:
"Ayi, you're so lucky today......"
Zhang Shanyi pursed his lips, turned his head and left.
"Hey...... It's so late, let's sleep in this room. ”
Zhang Shanyi glanced at Ding Lingxiu resentfully, his eyes were more terrifying than a ghoul.
Ding Lingxiu pulled back Zhang Shanyi with a smile and coaxed him to say:
"Come on, come on, let's sleep in this room......"
The woman looked at the arrogant Zhang Shanyi with a strange expression, and threw the room card to them:
"Don't make too much of a mess when you play......"
Ding Lingxiu and Zhang Shanyi's faces turned pale and looked at each other.
Zhang Shanyi reluctantly followed Ding Lingxiu to this train carriage-themed room, and sure enough, the furnishings here were almost exactly the same as the train carriages, even the beds were in the style of train sleepers, and I don't know which immoral designer designed it, and the double room was still a bunk bed. No wonder this room is so unpopular, and it has been assigned such an unlucky room number as 404.
Ding Lingxiu took a bath by himself, and after washing, he suddenly lay down on the soft big bed in the lower bunk, and fell asleep. Zhang Shanyi looked helpless, took off his dirty clothes and took them to the bathroom, ready to wash his clothes, he looked around, and found that a bottle of bath gel seemed to be used to wash clothes, so he put the clothes in the sink, opened the lid of the bath gel, and just poured it, but found that the seal inside the lid of the bath gel was removed, and a large stream of black and yellow water gushed out from it, all of which were sprinkled on the clothes, and the heavy smell of tar and stench came to the nose.
This bottle of used up shower gel was used as an ashtray by a guest who lacked virtue, and it was filled with unknown liquid, Zhang Shanyi was instantly furious, and ran downstairs with this bottle of bath gel, but unexpectedly, the slippers slipped under his feet, and the whole person got up and hit the handrail on the third floor.
Zhang Shanyi held the big bag on his head, and suddenly slapped the bottle of unknown liquid on the counter:
"Excuse me, is your bath gel made of soot?"
The middle-aged woman gave him a blank look, took it and looked at it:
"The room you live in?"
"The train carriage theme."
"Oh, this is the style of the train, you see which sleeper car has shower gel, you take this is this style ashtray."
Zhang Shanyi gritted his teeth:
"I'm going to take a shower, I don't need an ashtray."
"Hey, then you just say it, what are you doing with such a big anger." The proprietress changed a bottle of shower gel to Zhang Shanyi.
Zhang Shanyi took it with resentment and walked back to the room cautiously.
When he returned to the room, Zhang Shanyi found that Ding Lingxiu had already fallen asleep, probably because he was too tired, Ding Lingxiu, who usually slept very quietly, snored tonight, and the room was also smoked by this guy, Zhang Shanyi walked to the curtain and planned to open the window to let the wind out. As soon as I opened the curtains, the whole person almost collapsed:
Behind the curtain turned out to be a wall.
Daddy, Zhang Shanyi secretly scolded this hotel for cutting corners, and in desperation, he had to take out the clear clouds and dust.
The clear clouds and dust waved slowly, the smoke disappeared in an instant, Zhang Shanyi hung the washed clothes on the head of the bed, and climbed on the top bunk exhausted.
This night, Ding Lingxiu snored like thunder, and the phone in the room rang one after another, but it did not affect Ding Lingxiu's dream at all.
Zhang Shanyi had to keep answering the phone and refusing all kinds of strange services.
Tossed until the early hours of the morning, Zhang Shanyi finally tossed and didn't move, and simply squeezed and lay next to Ding Lingxiu.
But he vaguely felt that this bad luck was not over. Z