Chapter 099: Jiang Taigong's Divine Fishing Might
In fact, it doesn't matter if this is a formalism that is useless, anyway, the slogan of winning glory for the country makes Bao Yuan comfortable and cool......
Next.
Bao Yuan continued to give problems to the American Arhat and the Japanese Heavenly Sword Alliance.
Bao Yuan put his hands behind his back and pretended to say, "Gotta ...... For the sake of you all being well-behaved, Mrs. Bao will help you once, listen well...... If you so-called bullshit theological elites of various countries want to cross this bridge, you must cross the thin ice coffin pontoon bridge side by side with three people at the same time, not walking, but back...... Feet can not touch the coffin, once the feet touch, the end is a big pool of blood, just now who claimed to be the leader of the alliance of the gods, who will take two younger brothers first, one more is not good, one less is not good, do you understand, do you understand, do you understand, read it aloud to Lao Tzu, okay, all understand, start to ......"
American Arhat was stunned when he listened.
Ask Bao Yuan if there is any other way, let the Japanese theological elite try it first.
Anyway, the Japanese are not afraid of death.
Bao Yuan glared and asked, "Fuck, are you afraid of death?" Afraid...... Afraid...... What are you doing in China with loaded guns and live ammunition? Go back...... Afraid of death, just now I said that Americans are all born in the land of the brave, and the land of the brave has cultivated you bastards who are greedy for life and afraid of death? Cut ......"
Sounds very proud.
Song Peng was a little confused, and said in his heart: "Lao Bao, Lao Bao, is your kid's method spiritual?" Lao Tzu knows that you really want to kill these foreign devils who came to China to make trouble...... However, it definitely won't work with the strength of our buddies, besides. Our buddies are all taxpayers, and the great cause of killing foreign devils is still to let the middle-end taxpayers of our motherland do it. Let's not mess with them, these foreign devils have guns in their hands......"
Come to think of it.
Song Peng couldn't help but hide behind the idiot old man.
Fat Mao and Ping Sigui also saw what Song Peng meant. Hurry up and hide back, foreigners are not so fun.
Ah Shirui has become more and more energetic like Bao Yuan, and now, Bao Yuan must have a meat horn town, and Ah Shirui snorted angrily: "You...... You...... You...... Go...... How...... Do you dare to listen to what Little Master Bao said...... Are you disobeying the divine decree and living impatiently? ”
A brave man from the former Soviet Union snorted defiantly at the twelve Arhats in the United States: "Come on...... Why are you all stunned when it's your turn...... Afraid...... Ha ha...... Afraid of death, don't say you're the strongest, haha...... What a strong country...... What a strong breed...... A good ...... for a strong country"
Without exception.
Theological elites of various countries originally used English to communicate.
With the emergence of Bao Yuan and others. All of them have changed to communicate in Chinese, and everyone is correct and round, and Mandarin Chinese is extremely standard.
Bao Yuanxin even guessed: Even if Lao Tzu speaks the most difficult Hokkien dialect in China, it is estimated that theological elites from all over the world can understand it.
There doesn't seem to be much of a choice.
The twelve American Arhats looked at each other, no one wanted to wade into this pool of muddy water first, if there was no danger in front of them, maybe they were all scrambling, and they were really a little stunned at this time. If you pee, you blame yourself, you just know that the United States is the big brother of all countries, why do you have to say it?
Hit the muzzle of the gun.
I don't know how long I froze. There were more and more bits and pieces of scolding in Bao Yuan's mouth.
An American Arhat couldn't bear it, so he took the lead in standing up, took out a five-inch photo from his arms and handed it to others: "Friend." My dear friend, I may never be able to return. This is a family photo that I always carry with me, God forbid. If anything happens to me, dear friend, please take care of my beautiful wife, she is the best and best woman in the world, she has beautiful breasts that ordinary people cannot compare, big ass that no one can compare, and no one can match the fiery red lips, if I die, friend, you can marry her into the house, give her the best marriage, the best church, the best ...... life"
Bao Yuanxin said: "What is the mess? Americans just confess and share their women with their comrades-in-arms? Is it human? ”
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao didn't believe it at all, Bao Yuan had no experience in crossing bridges, and the three of them were already ready to see the living people turn bloody.
The theological elites of various countries are indeed not able to build their skills.
The American Arhat picked two Japanese, and the three of them jumped on the thin ice coffin pontoon bridge together, without exception, all three of them were upside down, and the three of them lasted more than a minute on it, pinching the time to turn into blood, but nothing changed.
Alice. Nika asked in surprise, "Mr. Bao, what's going on?" Is this the Chinese magic of the Five Elements reversed? Theological elites from all over the world have studied the five elements, Bagua, Zhou Yi, and Shushu in China, but no one has been able to come up with the method of hanging upside down, and the upside-down of the five elements is really magical! ”
Bao Yuan snorted and said, "God's fart, God's heart, this is their brains not open!" ”
Five minutes passed.
While Bao Yuan was amazed, theological elites from all over the world jumped on the thin ice coffin pontoon bridge in groups of three and walked upside down, moving forward upside down, and their bodies were extremely fast. Bao Yuanxin sincerely admired: "Fuck, what is wrong with our broken country? Follow Alice. According to Mr. Nika and Mr. Skimming, the Theological Alliance was first founded in our country, and all of them have amazing Dharma paths, so why don't they vigorously promote them? Our country at first? Oh, my God...... A hundred years ago, the world-famous Beiyang Naval Division, known as the strongest navy, was sunk by Japan because the shells were replaced with sand, Hanyang Arsenal used to be the most advanced arsenal in the world, but in the war, Hanyang became a spokesman for backwardness, what happened to our country, oh my God......"
This question.
Bao Yuan's really came up with it, but he couldn't control it.
Difficulties followed.
The theological elites of various countries walked upside down for kilometers, not panting, not blushing, and not a single fart. The question is, what about Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Fatty Mao, and Ashirui? With the lazy physique of the five of them, they don't have this great ability at all, and the weight of 200 pounds of fat hair is worrying!
Sun Panzi knew that the words of the three of them as a team were not reliable, and he shouted: "Don't let foreigners rush in front of you!" ”
Jumped off.
Alice. Nika said very gentlemanly: "Mr. Bao, please ......"
Bao Yuan also responded very gentlemanly: "Alice. Miss Nika, please ...... first There is a traditional virtue in our China, ladies are preferred, please ......"
The two of them kicked the ball around, and neither of them would go first, Alice. Nika was eager to see what Bao Yuan was capable of, to see if he was a big piece of waste, as the information suggests...... However, Alice. Nika has already learned on the highway, Bao Yuan is no exception, why dare to drive a broken car and his own speed, it is estimated that this is the first case in the world, but the world can do not only Bao Yuan.
Alice. Nika wants to see what is so good about Bao Yuan, is it just that he has a treasure in his hand?
Bao Yuan said kind words, because he really couldn't get by.
The two of them were kicking the ball hot, and the idiot old man smiled: "Bao is stupid...... How...... Such a big beauty makes you show your hand with affection, if you don't show your hand, the famous little lady Bao, it will be too much to say...... Ha ha...... Fast...... How...... What are you waiting for? ”
Bao Yuan said anxiously: "Damn,, old boy, you are here to dismantle Lao Tzu's platform again!" ”
Bao Yuan's words in his heart, the idiot old man is really clear,
The idiot old man smiled and said: "Bao Xiao is stupid, my old man has a way to let Bao Xiao Tai cross the bridge in a beautiful way, I don't know if Bao Xiao Tai is willing to adopt it, if Bao Xiao Tai is willing to adopt my old man's suggestion, he must make a big poisonous oath, otherwise he will not talk about it, haha......"
In the distance, Sun Panzi shouted as he walked: "Xiaobao, senior, Xiaoping, Xiaosong, Xiaopang...... Wait to keep up, Sun can't help you wait, ...... quickly"
Bao Yuan was anxious: "Old boy, I have something to say!" There's a fart! ”
The idiot old man smiled evilly: "Bao Xiao Ben, if you want to cross this bridge, it is better to use that Jiang Taigong God to fish, however, at the moment, the supreme treasure is hanging on Sun Laojiu's waist, and you Bao Xiao Ben is not allowed to touch my old man, haha, you can only stand here and be anxious......"
There is nothing to be done but to say: "Okay! Idiot old boy, Bao Xiaoye solemnly declares again, if you are really an idiot old man, this Jiang Taigong God Fishing will belong to you from now on, if not, you can find a place to kill yourself, you can use it, but if you want to send it, you can only wait for your identity certificate! ”
The idiot old man smiled knowingly: "This is still like a human saying." ”
As he spoke, he had long since disappeared.
Immediately afterwards, an arm-thick hemp rope appeared in front of Bao Yuan, on which seemed to hang a rusty Ruyi gold hoop stick, the thickness of the bowl.
A happy voice came from a distance: "Bao Xiao Ben...... A few fucking little masters...... Hold on to ...... My old man is going to catch you as if you were the arowana...... Haha, Sun Laojiu, one arm of yours is much better than two...... Okay, good...... Sun Laojiu deserves to be Sun Laojiu...... Haha......" (To be continued.) )