Chapter 098 Shouting slogans with Lao Tzu
Sun Panzi begged the boss in front of the idiot old man, so he informed Bao Yuan of his methods and ideas for the passage of the thin ice coffin pontoon.
Bao Yuan thinks it is feasible.
However, Bao Yuan was not in a hurry to cross the thin ice coffin pontoon bridge, and he was not in a hurry to unlock the secret of the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, the thief's eyes turned, and he immediately came up with a wilting and wilting idea, Bao Yuan saw that the American Arhat was worse than himself, and he did not step forward easily, instigating others to die, and he could not cheapen the American Arhat in vain.
Bao Yuan plans to let the American Arhat test the law.
Alice. Nika told Bao Yuan in a low voice that he must always be on guard against the twelve American Arhats, who have left a backhand to kill, and the American Arhats invisibly feel that they are the leaders of the theological alliances of various countries, and they think that they are the backbone of the theological elites of various countries and have the right to order others.
Bao Yuan asked rhetorically, these foreigners shot at Lao Tzu after they landed, they must have wanted to rob the god scroll.
Don't grab it now?
Alice. Nika replied in a low voice: "Mr. Bao, this is an armistice agreement for theological elites from all countries, and the espionage work of theological elites from various countries before coming to China is extremely good...... However, they firmly believe that a backward, poor, and ignorant nation, whose people are the most stupid in the world, think that they have the strength to kill Mr. Bao, snatch the divine scroll, and then complete the task, as a result, modern weapons can't hurt you...... Moreover, such a strange thing happened on the ice bridge, they really couldn't imagine that a snakeskin roll had any ability to reach the sky, so they could only choose to cease fire for the time being, and then make plans after crossing the ice bridge, Mr. Bao, they must not prevent it......"
Bao Yuan smiled and said, "Don't worry...... Feel relieved...... It is almost impossible for them to take advantage of it, and they can only suffer! ”
After speaking.
Bao Yuan strode forward and walked vividly to the American Arhat. Smiled and asked, "Do you want to go over...... Ha ha...... If you want to go over, you can only honestly follow Lao Tzu's method. Otherwise, you will die here of old age. Lao Tzu doesn't care what skills you have, when you enter here, if you don't listen to Lao Tzu, there is only one end, ...... death."
This sentence is neither humble nor arrogant, and it is very powerful.
The theological elites of various countries heard it clearly, and no one spoke, they had long realized that there were high-ranking people among these Chinese, and they had confirmed it when they opened fire.
One of the American Arhats smiled: "We have learned Mr. Bao's skills, Mr. Bao." In the face of this situation, what to do next, please ask Mr. Bao to command! ”
Raise your hand and don't hit the smiling person.
Bao Yuan smiled and said: "American Luohan is an American, don't you Americans think that you can command the whole world?" Come, Lao Tzu wants to give it a try, and it is also the basic condition for Lao Tzu to let you cross the bridge safely, come, let them shout to Lao Tzu, Diaoyu Dao is China'...... Japanese Dog ...... Get out of ......"
Twelve American Arhats laughed at the same time: "This is very simple! ”
After speaking.
One of the American Arhats loudly announced: "Friends of the theological elite of all countries present here. Ladies and gentlemen: Since the development of human civilization, the United States has virtually become the most powerful country in the world today, and brave and wise Americans were born in the land of the brave...... Ladies and gentlemen, we, the theological elite, have come to the underground palace in Yanmen Pass, China, for the same goal. However, the current situation is quite serious, and we have to follow the arrangement of Mr. Bao in China...... Ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Bao's words are the words of our American Arhats, and we think it is very reasonable. You then say that the Diaoyu Islands belong to China...... Japanese Dog ...... Get out of ......"
A Soviet brave man replied dismissively: "Hmph. How the United States is worthy of being called the number one power in the world, we don't come to nod, you don't feel blushing! Big talk! ”
A South Korean Saint Seiya seconded: "In my opinion, what the American Arhat said is very reasonable, we should not discuss whether the United States is strong or the Soviet Union is prosperous, and it is indeed wrong for Japan to occupy the Diaoyu Islands, and Bao Xiaotai has this request, and we should respond unconditionally to ......"
I won't talk about it if I can pass it.
Bao Yuan pointed to the Korean Saint Seiya who spoke, and said, "Heh, don't think that you kid will be fine when you are a wall grass, and Lao Tzu will clean you up in a while!" ”
"Quick...... Fast...... Slippery ...... I don't have enough patience to wait for you turtle bastards, don't let Lao Tzu catch fire......"
The elite of the Japanese Heavenly Sword League did not want to do anything, and they did not want to do anything.
But he didn't dare to say it easily.
At the moment, except for the brave men of the former Soviet Union, the elite of the Heavenly Sword Alliance in Japan did not open their mouths to shout, and the theological alliances of various countries had already shouted: "Roar...... The Diaoyu Islands are China's ...... Japanese Dog ...... Get out of here...... "Some people shouted loudly, and some people echoed the voice, like mosquitoes.
Bao Yuan was not satisfied.
Song Peng, Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Sun Panzi all said in their hearts: "You can really toss on a dog day!" ”
A brave Soviet man asked: "Mr. Bao, Diaoyu Dao belongs to China, and all countries in the world recognize it, and in fact it is still in the hands of Japan...... Hehe, if China wants to start a war against Japan and recapture the Diaoyu Islands, I think our country will definitely help you...... However, if this happens, it is likely to trigger a third world war, and the leaders of all countries have strategic considerations...... Mr. Bao, as far as I know, you are just a commoner in China at the moment, in the most fashionable words in China at the moment, Mr. Bao is just a sling, how can you like this set of formalism, is it useful? Haha, there's no ...... for fart."
Song Peng immediately thought to himself: "That's right, it's really useless to just raise your fists!" ”
Bao Yuan should not answer, and said to himself: "Damn...... Not convinced, huh...... Good...... The first time I was not convinced, Lao Tzu added a sentence, and after the slogan, I added: Confucius is Chinese, the dragon is Chinese, and those turtle and grandson bastards in South Korea are not allowed to use them indiscriminately in the future, and they don't ...... to hear clearly."
The Korean theological elite will come to the meeting: "Yes, yes, we will report to the organization, and we will never preemptively register and indiscriminately rob the essence of Chinese culture in the future......"
Bao Yuan was not happy: "I will talk about the future later, now, read it aloud to Lao Tzu......"
Bao Yuan didn't notice it.
The old man has long understood that the twelve Arhats in the United States have used their divine thoughts to communicate with the theological elites of various countries, in order to persuade the elites of various countries to temporarily submit to Bao Yuan, a young Chinese man...... The idiot old man heard that the twelve Arhats of the United States said to the brave men of the Soviet Union: "Without exception, although we look down on Chinese this set of formalism tricks, there is no way, Mr. Bao, a Chinese hairy boy, likes to engage in this set of formalist tricks, we can only get used to him in the Chinese way, and after the task is completed, we will wait for the opportunity to act, as long as you and I join forces, there is nothing unfeasible......
Ultimately.
At the same time, theological elites from various countries stood on the shore and shouted: "The Diaoyu Islands are China's territory...... Japanese Dog ...... Get out...... Confucius is the ...... of China Dragons are the ...... of China Those turtle and grandson bastards in South Korea are not allowed to use them indiscriminately in the future......"
Ridiculously.
The elite of the Japanese Heavenly Sword Alliance shouted the loudest.
Ah Shirui shouted happily: "Little Master Bao is mighty!" Bao Xiao Tai is mighty! This is the command of the heroes, the knees of all nations, and the ...... of a generation of famous kings"
Alice. Nika smiled: "I have to admire, Mr. Bao, you are a Chinese young man who does have something extraordinary, which cannot be compared with the theological elites of all countries in the world, and because of this, I dare to say that a talent like Mr. Bao has not become a member of Chinese theology, which can be called a great loss to your country." In your Chinese words, Mr. Bao is a strange person in the world, if nothing else, just say that Mr. Bao dares to drive a motor vehicle made of scrap iron, and dares to compete with my luxury car with excellent driving performance on the highway, which is a miracle in itself, admire, admire...... "Another sweet lip greeted him.
Bao Yuan is a little drunk and a little proud, who let himself be the little master of Bao, Lao Tzu has the right to be presumptuous, you don't agree with it! (To be continued.) )